i'm in dumb old texas AMA

rtil · February 13, 2015 09:17 PM

until sunday i will be in longview, texas. ever wanted to know something about how dumb or old texas is? i've been here for almost 24 hours now and i'm pretty sure i know more about texas than anyone who is dumb enough to live here. so just ask me!

SrsSam77 · February 13, 2015 09:58 PM

Do people really ride horses to walmart
are there taco stands on every corner
when are you ever going to come to fort worth to slap me
is it true that people eat armadillo brisket 3 times a day

basketweaver · February 13, 2015 10:23 PM

have you gone square dancing? where's your 10 gallon hat? not accepting this thread until you post PROOFS

bd648 · February 13, 2015 11:54 PM

do people have western style showdowns in the streets?
do the walmarts sell ammunition?

Sef · February 14, 2015 12:41 AM

Is Strickland Propane the best propane?

zwimmy · February 14, 2015 06:14 PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvkjewgF8GQ

valiums · February 14, 2015 06:24 PM

If you could stop by my old house in Amarillo that would be nice, I think I left something behind when I moved ten years ago.

Necronomitr0n · February 14, 2015 08:57 PM

can you bring me back some Whataburger/Chick-Fil-A?
do people do more praying or eating in texas?

valiums · February 15, 2015 05:17 AM

pls do the 72oz steak challenge at the big texan and post results

rtil · February 17, 2015 02:10 AM

Quote from: SrsSam77 on February 13, 2015 09:58 PM
Do people really ride horses to walmart
are there taco stands on every corner
when are you ever going to come to fort worth to slap me
is it true that people eat armadillo brisket 3 times a day

most horses have died from their water being replaced by sweet tea and as such have been replaced by mobility scooters

no but one time i saw a taco bueno right next to ANOTHEr taco place it was like starbucks in seattle except with tacos

probably never slap urself

i think so but i was unable to identify the origin of many food sources

Quote from: lionsef on February 14, 2015 12:41 AM
Is Strickland Propane the best propane?

hank pls

Quote from: valiums on February 14, 2015 06:24 PM
If you could stop by my old house in Amarillo that would be nice, I think I left something behind when I moved ten years ago.

i tried but there were a lot of houses there, couldn't find any with anime in them

Quote from: systech on February 14, 2015 08:57 PM
can you bring me back some Whataburger/Chick-Fil-A?
do people do more praying or eating in texas?

no

a constant flow of jesus AND diabeetus is being injected into the average texan's body at almost all times. His Glory cannot be measured, but blood pressure can. the science is still out on this

Quote from: bd648 on February 13, 2015 11:54 PM
do people have western style showdowns in the streets?
do the walmarts sell ammunition?

not in the streets but in walmart aisles yes. and that's what the ammunition is there for!

Quote from: valiums on February 15, 2015 05:17 AM
pls do the 72oz steak challenge at the big texan and post results

i died

Quote from: basketweaver on February 13, 2015 10:23 PM
have you gone square dancing? where's your 10 gallon hat? not accepting this thread until you post PROOFS

no, in the trash, and here are some images that are proof of my journey into the heart of america

Longview, site of the historic Great Twig Fire of 1812

GET OUT YER CHECKBOOK

as this long abandoned chinese restaurant shows, orientals are NOT welcome in the lone star state! These Colors Don't Run o7

how much more of dumb old texas could you fit in one picture? wait i take that back

a sign reminding you you are trapped in dumb old texas

i am now no longer in texas but if there's anything else you'd like to know about my traumatic experience feel free to trigger my ptsd and ask

Thor · February 17, 2015 05:45 AM

rtil if you drove a mere 5 hours south you could have seen this amazing part of Texas:

rtil · February 17, 2015 05:47 AM

that looks like a good place to hide from the rest of texas

ZennyPLUS · February 17, 2015 08:49 AM

Sounds like someone misses the Evergreen State already.

bd648 · February 17, 2015 01:44 PM

pics are 403 forbidden. otherwise TY for the info. I feel like i've been to texas now.

rtil · February 17, 2015 02:10 PM

fucking google drive

fixed

zwimmy · February 17, 2015 03:32 PM

holy fuck it looks so bland

i would die of depression

or bullets

SrsSam77 · February 17, 2015 03:59 PM

Hey man Texas roadhouse is the shit unless you have a peanut/redneck allergy
Waffle houses are also good as long as you go in on a day when they don't smell like feces

ExBerian · February 17, 2015 08:30 PM

Quote from: SrsSam77 on February 17, 2015 03:59 PM
Hey man Texas roadhouse is the shit unless you have a peanut/redneck allergy
Waffle houses are also good as long as you go in on a day when they don't smell like feces

Wait, they have Texas roadhouses and Waffle houses everywhere, right???

rtil · February 17, 2015 10:40 PM

there are definitely waffle houses everywhere, must have driven by at least 30 from the airport to longview

also a lot of whataburgers and outback steakhouses

Thor · February 19, 2015 07:50 AM

there are 2 Texas chains that I am a huge fan of:

Rudy's BBQ and Chuy's (Tex Mex). Lockheart is also supposed to be the BBQ capital of Texas. West of Austin are a bunch of towns with strong Scottish and German heritages (so there's a lot of good beer and sausages out that way, if you know what I mean)

and then Austin has a lot of food trucks, ranging from taco trucks to maine lobster sandwich trucks to trucks that serve really fancy spaghetti (I'm going to maintain that you haven't lived until you've eaten carbonara out of a food truck in what looks to be someone's back yard)