5 RAESON WHY TAILS OF VESPERIA SUXX!!1!1!!

[crackers]

I WANT JUSTICE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS it makes me so FUCKIng angry

[ExBerian]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

I will never say who helped me.

that's a complex clue I see
what you posted is an image of a can of condensed soup. I'll have to discard the obvious red herring that suggests that soup might be behind all of this - you made a smart enough move that most people will refuse to think of any other possibility, but you can't fool me.
so, if it's not about the soup, what is it about? there are numerous symbols and clues throughout the can, but only one of them holds the key to solving this mystery; for together they are disjointed. "Campbell's"; the "paris exposition 1900" symbol; the multiple saints fleur logos from the "saints row" series of videogames; even the red/white/gold color scheme might be a hint of the shit person's identity.
but I will choose a different route...

I noticed in my research that there is a band called CAN which features in the soundtrack of a recent PT Anderson movie.
who here is an unbridled cinephile who also loves anime, pizza and general slutiness just enough to be a member of TBA?
further research showed me that this band, CAN, has only one album which features an actual can in its artwork. clever, ExBerian. very clever.
it is an album called 'ege bamyasi'.

crackers, I figured this one out for you, no need to thank me. now fuck that guy up.

STETCULUS, HE KNOWS! BAM, DO THE HANDSHAKE QUICKLY!

[soup]

ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ

[Sef]

prolly sucks anyway, read books instead (not yr. goofy picture books)

[SrsSam77]

>no picture books
what of...
visual novels?

[Sef]

>no picture books
what of...
visual novels?

only if there's delicious romantic feelings

[SrsSam77]

only if there's delicious romantic feelings

mah nikka

[valiums]

the xbux3snitty covers actually really lame though
judging the book so hard
would not take a second glance
would not pick up
would not read back
soulless anime doodle of animes doing vague anime thing
1000 hours is MSPaintToolSai

[SrsSam77]

http://talesofvesperia.net/
this is for wop so he'll stop being a fop