Santa Simulator 2015 - assigned!

Started by bd648, December 2, 2014 03:30 AM

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bd648

HO  HO  HO
It's that time of year again. The air is somewhat cold. The ground is occasionally white. And holiday joy fills the halls of TBA!

So let's have another Secret Santa party! Here's the deal this year:

1. All presents will be given through the vast power of cyberspace and the robo-gods. What that means is that Secret Santa gifts should be digital in nature. It could be anything from a song to a work of art to a game.

2. The only restriction is be that the present shouldn't cost much more USD$20. I mean if you really want to give someone a subscription to a lifelong supply of hentai  and it costs $22.00 that's fine too but try to keep it reasonable. Less than that is perfectly good as well. And remember: "it's okay if your present is shitty, as long as it's funny or has other values".

3. Please deliver. It'd be sad if you don't.

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ANYWAY here's the timeline of events (with DEADLINES)

DEC 1: Secret Santa gets all official-like. This post is made. People can start signing up to join in the fun.

DEC 14-15: Secret Santa registration closes (this is so we don't have to complicate things last minute). Secret Santas get assigned via random number generator!

DEC 23-24: SECRET SANTAS EXPOSED!!!! At this time people should start giving gifts, posting gifts here, so on and so forth. It's more than one day so that people that might have to finish things up can do so.



That's all. Huzzah!
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐ Cheers!

rtil


ExBerian

I want to Christ the mass!


BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Stu4U

i didn't get anything last year *coughwopcough* but yea sign me up B)

dilly

I'll try and do it this year :3c

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

rtil

Quote from: Stu4U on December  2, 2014 07:15 AM
*coughwopcough*

we should pre-emptively ban him from this year's ss

Thor


SrsSam77

I'm down like a chronically depressed circus clown

Binary_2

I'm in because I have a job now pls let me give presents!




Sef


crackers


SrsSam77

Quote from: crackers on December  3, 2014 05:31 PM
hi guys count me in
you can be the santa stimulator if it's okay with soup

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

michaell

i dont know what im dealing with but ok count me in

michaell

my parents gave me my own credit card and i ACE those fucking exams so i can be a santa too he he

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

slack


Necronomitr0n

i'd join if i could think of anything other than a steam game that's digital
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me