i need a band name that isnt a joke but isnt gay either

[ghostinglostfan]

dandy ham = god??

[Gavin]

how about bortner


i think that last name is pretty cool and ive never heard it before so it would work

[mishkamash]

shampoo

[psi43]

yeah bortner sounds really nice.

[trent bortknob]

if i proposed the name bortner everyone would think i was a self centered prick

[Gavin]

ye thats true


how about 'the color D'

[trent bortknob]

dandy ham is muCH BETTER

[Gavin]

in all honesty i like dandy ham

[trent bortknob]

Taylor Bortner and the Dandy Hams

[Gavin]

i like Bortner's Dandy Hams

[KingDavid]

what about,
yolk

[Crabarms]

NO thats already used
as well
as "lets kill crabarms"
or "get off our forum crabarms"
and a not so popular band called "Or We will"
but...
if you put them together
you get
"get off our forum crabarms or we will kill you"

sounds pretty catchy.

[anigen]

shut the fuck up please i cant take any more

[mishkamash]

^^^^^^^^^^^