Non-existent birthday thread for rtil

[Bamyasi]

Happy belated birthday @rtil

You're a big girl now.

[SrsSam77]

    happy birthday myong

[rtil]

If Cake Isn't Real How Can Birthdays Be Real

[crackers]

When I Die. Then You Will Realize

[zwimmy]

This post does not exist.

[rtil]

I am not the admin.

[redmongoose]

Tim & Eric birthday song.swf

[Bamyasi]

How old is rtil like 40?

[SrsSam77]

How old is rtil like 40?

My Neconomicron here says 4 epochs, 2 ages, and 36 years

[rtil]

on your planet i am a supple 13 year old girl, but where i come from i am over 800 years old ^_^

[redmongoose]

rtil was forged in the core of a dying neutron star eons before this pitiful planet had even developed the means to produce its own oxygen at the hands of a celestial druid during an attempt towards an ancient rite used to thin the veil from separation of this dimension to the next

I know this as fact because I witnessed it firsthand

[Bamyasi]

on your planet i am a supple 13 year old girl, but where i come from i am over 800 years old ^_^

Was this your defense in court when they busted your favorite music teacher for fingering an A-flat minor?

[Flash]

on your planet i am a supple 13 year old girl, but where i come from i am over 800 years old ^_^

Was this your defense in court when they busted your favorite music teacher for fingering an A-flat minor?

I heard it was the third minor that week, but nevermind, this digression is diminishing the thread.

[rtil]

on your planet i am a supple 13 year old girl, but where i come from i am over 800 years old ^_^

Was this your defense in court when they busted your favorite music teacher for fingering an A-flat minor?

i'll have you know that my otherworldly charms had his sentenced reduced to forte weeks of community service

[Bamyasi]

Too bad you couldn't have enjoyed the sentence for him. Servicing the community really is your forte isn't it you little nymphet?