guys, seriously the autoplays have to stop

[redmongoose]

I have no idea what has been going on the past few days since I haven't been online as much, but it hasn't been pretty.  somebodies mad at someone or something, I dunno, it all seems pretty dumb to me.

I do know one thing however and that is the fact that these autoplays are getting out of hand.

It really is becoming an incredible inconvenience.  As I'm sure some of you know, I compose music for a living, and its very detrimental to my ear drums to be trying to browse my fav message board and suddenly get my ears blasted with some loud moe bullshit.  I can't have that now.  This has transcended from a mild annoyance to an outright personal attack on me and my ears.  In fact I bet all of you are in on it together because you are all just jealous weaboos.  It looks like I didn't spell weaboos correctly.  Please give me just a moment to google that term for spell correction purposes.  No, it looks like I was right the first time.  Obviously the govt is monitoring my activity and trying to confuse me by underlining my correctly spelled words to keep me dumb and easily controlled.  I heard about this type of thing on Alex Jones.  Little does the govt kno that I have actually been controlling them this whole time and that I am in fact a cyborg being controlled by another somewhat smaller chibi version of myself from another galaxy.

All of it reminds me of a very long and drawn out Aesops fable called the The Thief and the House-Dog of which I will take it upon myself to recite now;

Having vanquished his foe, Liquid stared into the sky as civilians passed him nonchalantly and wondered to himself...

"Who am I really?..."

A deep voice cut through the thick fog as Solid extended an arm of condolence to Liquids shoulder.

"No one quite knows who or what they are.  The memories you have and the role you were assigned are burdens you have to carry.  There's no such thing in the world as absolute reality. Most of what they call real is actually fiction.  What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is."

Liquid, wrought with self-doubt, interjected.

"Then... what am I supposed to believe in?  What am I going to leave behind when I'm through?"

"We can tell other people about... having faith"  Solid replied as he motioned towards the steeple of a nearby church.  "What we had faith in... what we found important enough to fight for...  It's not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have.  That's what decides the future.  The Patriots are a kind of ongoing fiction too, come to think of it...."

Liquid murmured in with suddenly realization.

"Listen,..." Solid continued. "Don't obsess over words so much.  Find the meaning behind the words, then decide.  You can find your own name, and your own future."

"Decide for myself?..." questioned Liquid as if the concept were of an alien nature.

"And whatever you choose will be you." Solid confirmed.

Liquid hesitated.

"I don't know if I can."

Solid continued.

"I know you didn't have much in terms of choices this time.  But, everything you felt, thought about during this mission is yours and what you decide to do with them is your choice."

IGN transcripts 2001 © Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

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10/10

[Bamyasi]

"Raiden, are you receiving? We're still here."

"How's that possible!? The AI was destroyed!"

"Only GW..."

"Who are you?"

"To begin with -- we're not what you'd call -- human. Over the past two hundred years --
A kind of consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of the White House. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The White House was our primordial soup, a base of evolution -- We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that Americans invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this nation exists, so will we."

"Cut the crap! If you're immortal, why would you take away individual freedoms and censor the Net?"

"Jack, don't be silly."

"Don't you know that our plans have your interests -- not ours -- in mind?"

"What?"

"Jack, listen carefully, like a good boy!"

"The mapping of the human genome was completed early this century. As a result, the evolutionary log of the human race lay open to us."

"We started with genetic engineering, and in the end, we succeeded in digitizing life itself."

"But there are things not covered by genetic information."

"What do you mean?"

"Human memories, ideas. Culture. History."

"Genes don't contain any record of human history."

"Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that information be left at the mercy of nature?"

"We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures, symbols... from tablets to books..."

"But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes, really."

"That's what history is, Jack."

"But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all it's triteness. Never fading, always accessible."

"Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander..."

"All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate."

"It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution."

"Raiden, you seem to think that our plan is one of censorship."

"Are you telling me it's not?"

"You're being silly! What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context."

"Create context?"

"The digital society furthers human flaws and selectively rewards development of convenient half-truths. Just look at the strange juxtapositions of morality around you."

"Billions spent on new weapons in order to humanely murder other humans."

"Rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims."

"Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species. Everyone grows up being told the same thing."

"Be nice to other people."

"But beat out the competition!"

"You're special. Believe in yourself and you will succeed."

"But it's obvious from the start that only a few can succeed..."

"You exercise your right to 'freedom' and this is the result. All rhetoric to avoid conflict and protect each other from hurt. The untested truths spun by different interests to churn and accumulate in the sandbox of political correctness and value systems."

"Everyone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds leaking whatever 'truth' suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large."

"The different cardinal truths neither clash nor mesh. No one is invalidated, but nobody is right."

"Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in 'truth'."

"And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper."

"We're trying to stop that from happening."

"It's our responsibility as rulers. Just as in genetics, unnecessary information and memory must be filtered out to stimulate the evolution of the species."

"And you think you're qualified to decide what's necessary and not?"

"Absolutely. Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable truths and even interpret their meaning for later generations?"

"That's what it means to create context."

"I'll decide for myself what to believe and what to pass on!"

"But is that even your own idea?"

"Or something Snake told you?"

"..."

"That's the proof of your incompetence, right there. You lack the qualifications to exercise free will."

"That's not true! I have the right-

"Does something like a 'self' exist inside of you?"

"That which you call 'self' serves as nothing more than a mask to cover your own being."

"In this era of ready-made 'truths', 'self' is just something to preserve those positive emotions that you occasionally feel..."

"...Another possibility is that 'self' is a concept you conveniently borrowed under the logic that it would endow you with some sense of strength..."

"That's crap!"

"Is it? Would you prefer that someone else tell you? Alright then. Explain it to him."

"Jack, you're simply the best! And you got there all by yourself!"

"Rrrr..."

"Oh, what happened? Do you feel lost? Why not try a bit of soul-searching?"

"Don't think you'll find anything, though..."

"Ironic that although 'self' is something you yourself fashioned, every time something goes wrong, you turn around and place the blame on something else."

"It's not my fault. It's not your fault."

"In denial, you simply resort to looking for another, more convenient 'truth' in order to make yourself feel better."

"...Leaving behind in an instant the so-called 'truth' you once embraced."

"Should someone like that be able to decide what is 'truth'?"

"Should someone like you even have the right to decide?"

"You've done nothing but abuse your freedom."

"You don't deserve to be free!"

"We're not the ones smothering the world. You are."

"The individual is supposed to be weak, but far from powerless. A single person has the potential to ruin the world."

"And the age of digitized communication has given even more power to the individual. Too much power for an immature species."

"Building a legacy involves figuring out what is wanted, and what needs to be done for that goal. All this, you used to struggle with. Now, we think for you."

"We are your guardians, after all."

"You want to control human thought? Human behavior?"

"Of course. Anything can be quantified nowadays. That's what this exercise was designed to prove."

"You fell in love with me just as you were meant to, after all. Isn't that right, Jack?"

"Ocelot was not told the whole truth, to say the least."

"We rule an entire nation -- of what interest would a single soldier, no matter how able, be to us?"

"The S3 Plan does not stand for Solid Snake Simulation. What it does stand for is Selection for Societal Sanity... The S3 is a system for controlling human will and consciousness. S3 is not you, a soldier trained in the image of Solid Snake. It is a method, a protocol that created a circumstance that made you what you are."

"So you see, we're the S3, not you."

"What you experienced was the final test of its effectiveness."

"That's crazy..."

"You heard what President Johnson said. 'The Arsenal's 'GW' system is the key to their supremacy.' The objective of this exercise was to establish such a method. We used Shadow Moses as a paradigm for the exercise."

"I wonder if you would have preferred a fantasy setting."

"Heh heh heh heh. We chose that backdrop because of its extreme circumstances. It was an optimal test for S3's crisis management capacity. If the model could trigger, control and solve this, it would be ready for any contingency. And now, we have our proof. Raiden, there are also reasons behind your selection. Solidus raised plenty of other child soldiers. Do you know why we chose you over them?"

"?"

"It was because you were the only one who refused to acknowledge the past. All the others remember what they were, and pay for it daily."

"But you turn your back on everything you don't like. You do whatever you like, see only the things you like, and for yourself alone."

"Yes -- Rose can attest to that."

"You refused to see me for what i was. I lied to you, but I wanted to be caught. You pretended to be understanding, to be a gentleman... You never made a conscious attempt to reach out to me... The only time you did was when I gave you no choice but to do so..."

"I was just trying not to..."

"What? 'Trying not to hurt me?' Dear, the one you were trying not to hurt was yourself! Avoiding the truth under the guise of 'kindness' is all that you did! It occurred to you to do nothing but look out for yourself. Even if you claim that it was for my sake, that feeling was nowhere to be seen. In the end, everything was for your sake... I was never part of the picture."

"Ha, ha, ha... exactly right. So you see, you're a perfect representative of the masses we need to protect. This is why we chose you. You accepted the fiction we've provided, obeyed our orders and did everything you were told to. The exercise is a resounding success. 'Didn't I tell you that GW was still incomplete? But not anymore, thanks to you.' Your persona, experiences, triumphs and defeats are nothing but byproducts. The real objective was ensuring that we could generate and manipulate them. It's taken a lot of time and money, but it was well worth it considering the results."

"..."

"I think that's enough talk. It's time for the final exercise. Raiden, take Solidus down."

"Think again! I'm through doing what I'm told!"

"Oh really? Aren't you forgetting something? 'If you die, my child dies.' The termination of vital signals from your nanomachines means the death of Olga's child. Not to mention the death of Rose. She's wired the same way."

"Rose -- does she actually exist?"

"Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!"

"Damn..."

"It will be a fight to the death."

"Solidus, at least, wants you dead."

"We will collect the necessary data from this last fight, then we'll consider the exercise closed. So, Jack the Ripper! Will it be Solidus, the Patriots' creation? Or you -- Solidus' creation? Our beloved monsters -- enjoy yourselves."

[rtil]

Hey my name is Jeff. I just ate two hard boiled eggs for lunch. Usually I eat three, but I wasn't feeling hungry today since my Mom made me chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. Maybe tomorrow I'll eat three eggs, but I guess I'll have to see what my mom makes me in the morning.

[redmongoose]

Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.Guys plz stop spamming it's very inrespectful. Stupid twitch chat with an iq of 5.People here try to have serious conversations and they can't because of the amount of retarded spam.

[Bamyasi]

Do you think there is a game that guys place, where they try and shoot their wad through her two hoops? Like it can't touch her hair she just has to sit there acting all cute while they furiously masturbate next to her head. And then there is the reward. If you don't get it through any loops or it touches her hair/person they get disqualified and have to eat their own cum. If they get it through one loop she'll eat the cum. And if they get it through both she'll fuck your brains out.

I don't think I would play that game but I just thought it would be interesting to imagine a scenario like that.

[rtil]

these people are not even dancing. they are actually dead and a puppeter is controlling their dead bodies with strings. at 1:06 you can see the strings. This is part of a conspiracy in america where only 10 puppeteers will control the entire government of dead politicians. And those 10 puppeteers are controlled by Jarsen Bayher. He is an evil man and soon he will be controlling you

[Bamyasi]

lol that reminds me of one summer my mom invited my cousin over for a pool party for my birthday. She brought a friend, Shawna. I immediately fell for her. She had auburn hair, hazel eyes and a beautiful smile. She was wearing a tiny bikini that showed off her perfect butt and her amazing tits. We stayed in the pool for most of the day and Shawna kept rubbing up against me. It was driving me absolutely crazy. I was so hard I felt like I was going to explode. With each "bump," she brushed my cock. I know she knew I had a hard on. After about an hour of this, I couldn't take it any more. Then next time she tried it, I grabbed her hand, smiled, and put it down my bathing suit. She retracted in horror. Fuckiing cocktease. I'd have none of this. I told my mom to go get us some snacks so we'd be alone. I pulled my shorts off, pushed Shawna under the water, and forced my rock hard member into her agape mouth. I knew she couldn't breathe. I just kept mouthfuckiing her. And then she bit my cock. I jump out of the water and pull her out with me. Blood is dripping from the end of my dick. fucking bitch. I take her into the woods behind our house, throw her to the ground. I flip her over, rip off her bathing suit bottoms. She starts to scream. I smash her head in with a rock. And then I put my fist into her dead asshole. Reaming this hot little Bitch's asshole was an awesome birthday present. I put my dick in her ass along with my hand. I jacked myself off in her ass. God, that was awesome. Her asshole ripped, but I figured she wasn't going to be using it for anything anymore. When I got done, I noticed that a crowd had formed. All the people from my party were standing around watching me anally violate this beautiful corpse. They just gathered around. Gather 'round the good stuff. Pizza Hut.

[fish]

how is there not an autoplay in this thread yet

edit: nvm there is I've been tricked

[redmongoose]

fish ima raid dat base

[Bamyasi]

how is there not an autoplay in this thread yet

edit: nvm there is I've been tricked

Another one rused by Ruse McGoose.

[redmongoose]

my life has been spiraling out of control.  I can barely function and every moment seems to be one part of an endless downward spiral with one brief instant being more infinitely terrifying than the last.  things have gotten so bad, that when i told my mom about it, she got scared and said 'youre moving with your aunty and uncle to bel air'

[rtil]

helo i am peter i need to write a 200 words essay,  but what i really want is be a professional forum admin, not make these hard essays pls i ask support to achiev my dream. No copy pasterino pls.

[Bamyasi]

No copy pasterino pls.

I'm sorry, but did Miuna already lose? Oh, that's right. Nagi no Asukara isn't even over yet. In fact, it's still got one episode left. Does Hikari obsessing over another girl even count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic if Manaka had already won? Miuna is still in the running and she's been the best character in Nagi no Asukara for how many episodes now now? She's so selfless and kind. But you know what? Manaka is still a fucking seagod slut. Miuna is the best fucking character in NnA, she actually cares about Hikari's feelings unlike Manaka who obsessed over Tsumugu for an entire cour. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Miuna wins the Hikari and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, it's next week already and Miuna just won not that unfaithful whore who popped out a dozen seagod children from her dirty womb. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Miuna topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like her because she's beautiful. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll Miuna threads on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[redmongoose]

Special Containment Procedures: Site-178 has been built around SCP-1482, with the cover story that the Site is a retirement home for elderly individuals affected by dementia. A chain-link fence around the perimeter with CCTV monitoring is to be maintained. Any unauthorised individuals attempting to access Site-178 are to be detained, interviewed and – if they present no clear threat – released after being provided with a Class-C amnesiac.

Description: SCP-1482 is a residential building located in ██████, Shetland, Scotland.

SCP-1482 appears to be composed entirely of over four-hundred (400) separate parts (collectively referred to as SCP-1482-1) attached together with string, rope, glue and conventional staples. These objects include: metallic objects such as knives, forks and sheet metal; wooden furniture; living, healthy and in some cases, partially vivisected specimens of Bos primigenius (domestic cattle), Salmo salar (Atlantic salmon), Giraffa camelopardalis (giraffe) and Orcinus orca (killer whale), as well as various members of the Orders Anura (frog) and Lophiiformes (angler fish). The living components of SCP-1482 have been determined to constitute under fifty (50) of its parts, the rest consisting of non-living and artificial objects. These living specimens do not appear to require sustenance or excrete waste.

At three (3) known locations on SCP-1482, organs resembling human vocal cords are attached directly to an animal instance of SCP-1482-1 with staples; these vocal cords are identified as SCP-1482-2. Periodically, SCP-1482-2 will produce intelligible vocalisations in heavily slurred Scots English. The specific content of these vocalisations vary, but will invariably be made from a first-person perspective, and will typically involve one of the following:

    Complaints of being unable to see or hear, often with the mention that SCP-1482 can feel and smell in detail.

    Complaints of the interior of SCP-1482 feeling "cold", "cald", or in some cases, "baltic".

    Requests that a non-specific listener enter SCP-1482 to warm it up, and provide company.

    Attempts to convince individuals who have entered SCP-1482 to stay indefinitely, make extended contact with the organic parts of SCP-1482 to confirm their presence, and protect the structure.

    Requests that individuals exiting SCP-1482 cease doing so. Exclamations of this nature tend to be shouted or yelled with increasing urgency.

    Screaming, distorted sounds of distress and assertions that if an individual who has recently exited SCP-1482 does not re-enter, "the bad men" or "madmen" are "gonnae come and have an empty1".

SCP-1482 was recovered from the custody of Group of Interest 3BA-Alpha-C ("the Chaos Insurgency"), following the group's evident attempts to manipulate SCP-1482's anomalous properties to enable longevity and non-reliance on nutrition in humans. Since the organisation had at that point largely abandoned projects involving SCP-1482, the Foundation's attempts at removing SCP-1482 from the CI resulted in only 2 casualties, and no fatalities.

Analysis of files recovered from the CI have revealed limited information regarding SCP-1482. From these documents and the testimony of witnesses, it has been determined that SCP-1482 was the former residence of █████ K███████, noted zoology enthusiast, and that the vocal apparatus of the residence at one point functioned to provide information on various animal species. Ms. K███████ has not been located since.

Further investigation has shown that, prior to the involvement of the CI, the structure consisted exclusively of around four-hundred (400) living animal parts.

[rtil]

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

[redmongoose]

It was a warm spring afternoon I had done my piece toilet was bored and did not know what to do . I saw that in my piggy had some money , I went to buy a game for my Nintendo. The game I wanted was nothing less than the Bubble Bobble and did not want to go alone so I went to my neighbor 's house and her mom opened me and told me that she had gone to the garage sale was in the other passage and was QUICK there I met her she told me she was buying a game for Snes saw a friend of mine who sold Nes games . Snes Playstation consoles and more .

My friend wanted the Kirby and cost very cheap but I wanted the Bubble Bobble started to look until I found it but it looked different cover art was just the logo of the two dragons were not beside told my friend "the costs "She looked at me with a sad face and I say this with a very low voice said, " I 'm giving it " I was happy and hug but when I gave her hug her I did not want to let go I walked away hard she looked at me with a face of sadness so I was a little worried and happy to have the game I wanted both .

So I invite my neighbor was 11:00 pm my parents went to a party and my sister was at a sleepover with her friends if we turned and introduced the NES game Bubble Bobble thought this Special Edition I put star and put 2 players to get started was telling me a message that said " are sure " I unthinkingly 2 times I put " if " at the beginning did not say the phrase typical " Now. it is a beginner of a fantastic story let 's make journey to the cove of monsters good luck" . instead he was saying "you have aceppted the challenge . now You have to face the consequences" in Spanish said " you have accepted the challenge . now you have to face the concequencias " I was player 1 was then bub and my friend was the player when she was two bob reventabamos bubbles with monsters in the bubbles did not explode as always operated very realistic blood and so continued until the final boss haci we cost much was after 2:00 am We cost much when we kill kill the play was stopped and gave a short blackout on the screen said " try the extra level" we were the characters changed us and the boss was a dark demio when we hurt our characters to us to damage us could not finish the extra level when I thought this game over was with crimson red lettering and down was saying now you will suffer there was a blackout light us frightened hear small steps I and my friend scared to pure panic did not see my friend and we heard noises in the kitchen has if I went to investigate two dragons one green and one blue with arms and pink legs roses covered with blood they wanted to attack me ran into the living room they were there eating up a person clearly saw that person was my neighbor was dead I could not believe they attacked me leaving me hurt so bad my parents came to the party saw my neighbor with the guts to go with a spray of blood and badly injured , bleeding.

After waking up at the hospital they told me that my friend who was with out guts had survived by a miracle but my other friend who sold me the game committed suicide by jumping from the 9th floor of the apartment where he lived. Later I went to several sections of therapy and my neighbor was slowly recovering , visiting diariamente.Al pass the time I burned the game and decided to never talk about it.

[redmongoose]

how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

[redmongoose]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids

[redmongoose]

they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots