employee of the fucking month

Started by slack, April 19, 2014 02:45 PM

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slack

April 19, 2014 02:45 PM
ME

creamcorn

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April 19, 2014 03:15 PM

soup

#2
April 19, 2014 07:49 PM
you can handle my package anytime

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

SHADOWFOX2

#3
April 19, 2014 08:06 PM
Quote from: soup on April 19, 2014 07:49 PM
you can handle my package anytime
b-but only for this m-month...
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PocketIllust

#4
April 19, 2014 08:08 PM
CONGRATULATIONS (^O^)/
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone

slack

#5
April 19, 2014 10:50 PM
somehow i knew you guys wouldn't miss out on package handling jokes, i had faith in ye

crackers

#6
April 20, 2014 12:35 AM
I bet you were a little bit

FedUP

before you got given employee of the month

zwimmy

#7
April 20, 2014 01:24 AM
>November 2013

bd648

#8
April 20, 2014 01:46 AM
why were we not informed earlier? we could have had a party
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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slack

#9
April 20, 2014 02:09 AM
because it's fedex

i didn't get my plaque or even know about it until today

zwimmy

#10
April 20, 2014 02:38 AM
"Congrats, you're employee of the month, 6 months ago."

sasuga fedex

Bamyasi

#11
April 20, 2014 02:48 AM
Quote from: slack on April 20, 2014 02:09 AM
because it's fedex

i didn't get my plaque or even know about it until today
The irony.

Also congrats.

rtil

#12
April 20, 2014 06:21 AM

slack

#13
April 20, 2014 01:29 PM
hah that gif
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