Commedian Stephen Colbert for President of the United States

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November 2, 2007 10:46 PM Last Edit: November 2, 2007 11:37 PM by Animegamer
http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c..._colbert_report

He has officially announced that he is running for the presidency! (no this is not a joke.)






Sadly (in my opinion) he is the best canidate and I will (seriously) vote for him.

Necronomitr0n

#1
November 2, 2007 11:24 PM
If my parents don't vote for him I will run away
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

rtil

#2
November 2, 2007 11:27 PM Last Edit: November 2, 2007 11:28 PM by rtil
his name is Stephen Colbert, not Stewart Colbert (Stewart stands for "John Stewart", who people wanted him to run alongside Colbert for vice-president, they are purely fan-made stickers), and he did try to run for president, but only in the state of South Carolina.

the democratic party of SC denied his application to be on the ballot 13-3 because they did not see him as a serious candidate.

he also claims the official sponsor of his campaign is Doritos.

i think it's safe to say that he is running as a joke

also i wouldn't vote for him simply because i haven't seen him deliver a platform on all the issues and where he stands. he's a great comedian, but i have no idea if he's a great politician. my vote is still for ron paul

W.A.C.

#4
November 3, 2007 12:00 AM Last Edit: November 3, 2007 12:01 AM by W.A.C.
The url gives me a 404 error. :/

Edit-

Weird. It works for me now.

zomfgbie

#5
November 3, 2007 12:46 AM
I like how South Park put it.

"But don't you see? It's always a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich."
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

redmongoose

#6
November 3, 2007 01:59 AM
ho hum
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Necronomitr0n

#7
November 3, 2007 02:34 AM
Funny, because I have a button on my hat that says "Stewart Colbert 2008". Weird
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

rtil

#8
November 3, 2007 02:48 AM
Quote from: SystekFunny, because I have a button on my hat that says "Stewart Colbert 2008". Weird
you wanted a stewart/colbert ticket?

Necronomitr0n

#9
November 3, 2007 02:55 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: SystekFunny, because I have a button on my hat that says "Stewart Colbert 2008". Weird
you wanted a stewart/colbert ticket?
Uh

no

it's just a button
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

rtil

#10
November 3, 2007 03:02 AM
you have a button on your hat for no reason?

Necronomitr0n

#11
November 3, 2007 05:18 AM
Quote from: rtilyou have a button on your hat for no reason?
I guess I'm just waiting for the day when some comedians decide to run for president

for now, the circle is only half-complete; I'm waiting for when Stewart decides to be his running partner
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Nadroj0711

#13
November 4, 2007 02:56 AM
because you\\\'re 15

(almost) 16
'ello gov'na

JimmyG

#14
November 5, 2007 08:56 PM
I think Lee Evans should be in the government, he always tells everything straight, and doesn't bat around the bush. And thats the only thing that makes a good politician.

rtil

#15
November 5, 2007 09:13 PM
the only straight talking politician i know on the ballot is ron paul. he has a consistent voting record on the congress for over two decades, always voting yes or no the same way if an issue comes up again. no on the patriot act and iraq war both twice. frontrunners like hillary clinton and rudy giuliani either have advisors tell them what's the best thing to say for the given situation, or change their opinions based on where they're campaigning in the country. truly all that matters in this world is money, hillary clinton has zero solid stands on any issue, yet she is the front runner with over 60 million dollars in the bank on the campaign trail. i know people who will literally move out of the country if she is elected - i don't blame them. if she was to be elected, then re-elected , this country will have been run by only two families in a period of over 20 years. a democracy? yeah right

Gavin

#16
November 7, 2007 12:55 AM
ron paul is definently my choice, i hear ya rtil


god damn your name is Animegamer :j00bie:
im really fucking gay

thanks to sinister for the wonderful avatar

psi43

#17
November 7, 2007 07:26 PM
Quote from: rtilmy vote is still for ron paul


Isn't that the guy from Harry Potter?

rtil

#18
November 7, 2007 07:32 PM

could be
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