How do i delete this account?

[Jow279]

I need to delete this account, please tell me how, or give me contact information on the administrator or moderator or webmaster thanks

[Necronomitr0n]

first you must defeat slack in a pizza eating contest, he will then give you a map

then you must journey through the never ending sea of rtil's fat folds to find his swollen head

feed him the meeple of destiny and he will summon allie-tan

only then will you find the state of unbeing you so desire

[crackers]

why do you need to delete this account?

[bramblepuss]

Everybody Hates Chris, House MD, Prison Break, The Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad are good series.

I think I know why

[Bamyasi]

Hi hello how may I be of assistance?

[slack]

first you must defeat slack in a pizza eating contest, he will then give you a map

then you must journey through the never ending sea of rtil's fat folds to find his swollen head

feed him the meeple of destiny and he will summon allie-tan

only then will you find the state of unbeing you so desire

honestly the hardest thing of all of this would be defeating me, the pizza champ, in a pizza eating contest

like seriously that should be the endgame, not the start of a journey, how unfair to the loser

[soup]

guess he maybe wanted to go out with a bang

a big bang

just a theory

[rtil]

That which is done, cannot be undone. Thine words are burned into the chronicles of TBA henceforth for eternity."

- The Book of Allie, 3:15

[bd648]

why do you need to delete this account?

this is what i am really interested in. i feel like there is some long and elaborate backstory to it. maybe involving aliens and the mafia.

[valiums]

TBAのアカウントはRTIL神さまとALLIE姫さまから尊いギフトです。
このギフト断れば、自殺をしなければなりません。

[Greenkitten]

Start posting child porn or something, that usually works.

[slack]

yeah cause your potential employer is going to look for anime forums activity in your background check

[BluPhoenix]

Why not? Also, as any other normal site, i should be at least able to find out how to contact the administratos of this. But this forum is so unknown no ones even know how to contact the adms, if they didn't gave up on this already.

the head admin has already replied to this thread

i'll let you figure it out

[Flash]

i know who you are and man if i was your potential employer and i did a search for jow279 i would definitely not hire you over all that zoophilia porn

[BluPhoenix]

part of the penalty that comes with removing your acc is including one(1) picture of your genitals along with your submission form sent to dicks@weedle.org

[BluPhoenix]

the only one complaining would be you

jussayin

[slack]

yes i am in charge here, i will do what i can to help you

[BluPhoenix]

protip: your posts under your accountname will still be visible, even with your acc deleted/removed

[crackers]

...then why not just keep it?

[soup]