travis ortmayer appreciation thread

Started by soup, December 2, 2013 11:56 PM

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soup

December 2, 2013 11:56 PM
travis ortmayer
the king of the atlas stones
the true texan strong man

so much strength to use
the power of all of texas
the man has no bounds

mister ortmayer
he lifted too much one time
a total travisty








"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

#1
December 2, 2013 11:57 PM
an ortmayer sigh
the weights were heavy in hand
he had much to lose

crackers

#2
December 2, 2013 11:59 PM
scrabbling amongst the dark
his steroids nowhere to be seen
his wife has left him

soup

#3
December 3, 2013 12:04 AM
he flicks through the channels
piqued by the laced bra of girl
he starts to touch dick

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

#4
December 3, 2013 12:14 AM
a look of pleasure
then a scream: an unearthly howl
the banjo string is torn

Bamyasi

#5
December 3, 2013 11:29 AM
Circlejerking is cause for immediate ban on this forum. soup, this is strike two.

crackers

#6
December 3, 2013 04:31 PM
sounds like someone doesn't appreciate travis ortmayer

Bamyasi

#7
December 3, 2013 04:36 PM
I can't stay mad at you.

BluPhoenix

#8
December 3, 2013 05:17 PM
there's a joke here but i don't understand it
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

crackers

#9
December 3, 2013 07:54 PM
well son, maybe you should stop watching 'weird cartoons' and start watching 'worlds strongest man', like a normal person then??

rtil

#10
December 3, 2013 11:27 PM
large object, crushing me
in the distance, strong man i see
travis ortmayer
rip in peace

crackers

#11
December 4, 2013 04:40 PM
in the far distance
a huge physique, yet not a hill:
travis ortmayer
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