Finally 30

[slack]

my hands are tied

yeah they're tied alright

tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature

[BluPhoenix]

[Evelynn]

my hands are tied

yeah they're tied alright

tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature

I should write a story about this

[bd648]

my hands are tied

yeah they're tied alright

tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature

I should write a story about this

i cant be sure if that would be amazing or horrific.

[Roymaster]

my hands are tied

yeah they're tied alright

tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature

I should write a story about this

i cant be sure if that would be amazing or horrific.

I guess he'd have to masturbate with his feet or fuck some sock/homemade vagina concoction

[slack]

why can't he just masturbate with his hands

i didn't mean his hands were literally tied to his dick wtf

[rtil]

[Flash]

great suggestion
jesus could appear in the story to play the role of rtil's mentor as he teaches him to masturbate with any limb, organ or appendage

[slack]

that horrible low-quality jpg needs jesus

[Bamyasi]

What have you people done to my thread this is the worst birthday party ever.

Also requesting permission to put a tasteful guro image in my sig.

[BluPhoenix]

>tasteful
>guro

[Bamyasi]

>meme arrows
>on my TBA

I shiggity diggity doggy style. Also yes guro is delicious.

[BluPhoenix]

the point stands

[rtil]

i'll need to see the image before i approve

or you can just put it in your sig and i'll probably delete it

[Bamyasi]

My sig is now guro.

[BluPhoenix]

why is that pole in the middle of the street

[rtil]

lmao