How to flirt

Started by crackers, December 1, 2013 07:27 PM

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crackers



keep them clicking till they might stop then instead of clicking theyve got your dicking

guess what's up

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler](answer) my dick[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

BluPhoenix

the funnies get the honeys
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

crackers

Quote from: BluPhoenix on December  1, 2013 08:02 PM
the funnies get the honeys

[spoiler]just because you have margarine legs, I'll spread them

[spoiler]add a lil cajun

[spoiler] then it'll be wiener wiener chicken diener [/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

zwimmy

abusing the spoiler tags = comedy gold

crackers

i feel like a middle aged dad who's just been unleashed onto the internet i love [spoiler]spoiler tags[/spoiler]

slack

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zwimmy

In b4 spoiler tags are removed from tba

crackers

Quote from: slack on December  1, 2013 10:06 PM
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[spoiler]you gotta make it so they keep interest [spoiler]women are fickle creatures[/spoiler][/spoiler]

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

Quote from: soup on December  1, 2013 10:40 PM
disgusting

shut the fuck up do you want to come home for christmas or not?!?

what day to i tell mum you are due (not pregnant) but coming home date sorry this is garbled but the screen contrast hurts my eyes to look at it i feel like a scheme rat

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

Quote from: soup on December  1, 2013 10:48 PM
never

and so

the young sparrow vowed never to return to his nest again

leaving his mother and brother to rot

thE END

rtil

considering banning you all, will mull over this while enjoying a filet mignon and red wine with an assortment of cheeses aged to perfection this evening

Kött

[spoiler]wow he sounds like a fagget[/spoiler]
:3

Bamyasi

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cipher


BluPhoenix

spoiler tags are a precious resource and as such are not to be wasted

you're all like hummers

but with text boxes

[spoiler]and my time[/spoiler]
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

crackers

[spoiler]the game[/spoiler]