TBA Live Ecchi Slut Deathmatch 2014 Edition

[Bamyasi]

Take back what you said about my father you fat bitch!

[rtil]

i'm top draft pick bitch
don't mess

[Bamyasi]

Actual pic of rtil:

Did anyone else just throw up a little?

[rtil]

pic of bam (imagine there's cum all over it)

[Bamyasi]

Me in the back^

[rtil]

it took me weeks to wash off your filthy, oily handprints from my pure skin

[Bamyasi]

More like it took that long for your fat to regain it's natural shape.

[slack]

i hate when mom and dad fight!!!

we're gonna be orphans i just know it!

[BluPhoenix]

good thread

pic of bam (imagine there's cum all over it)

lmfao

[zwimmy]

Step aside peasants, I am the ecchi slut queen.

[rtil]

sorry but no one can be as slutty as bam

[RichChap]

what is the music in this thread i love this

[Bamyasi]

rtil I've been thinking. It's been so long since I've fed you, and I really, really miss the feeling of helping something grow. The flowers you gave me for my 18th birthday just aren't satisfying me anymore. I over-water them while my mind wanders, and they die. My fish also expired from all the extra food I was accidentally giving them. Sadly the only thing in the world I can stuff that much, is you. And unlike a flower, you don't need to be constantly under partial sunlight (that would damage your pale, sensitive skin), or be forever submerged in water (though that can be arranged). Neither does earth or glass separating my hands from your delicate roots and petals, or the iridescent scales of sweat on your skin, nor from the folds of fat that appear on you when sitting that are not unlike gills.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry for sleeping with both of your parents and siblings. I really want to make it up to you. What do you say we pick up where we left off Freshman year on graduation day (before this unfortunate mess came to fruition)? Just meet me at the abandoned love hotel near the edge of town, say, 9 PM this Tuesday? Whenever you're free works really. Don't worry, I'll have the beverages and proper restraints prepared by the time you arrive (I know how you like it), but since your parents own the bakery, why don't you supply the pastries? Just don't forget something to partition the cakes with, I don't want to have to shove them in whole. Any sharp metal object will do.

From the depths of my amygdala, I hope we can be friends again.

Sincerely,
Bamyasi ❤

what is the music in this thread i love this

It's the title screen music from Anarchy Reigns.

[Evelynn]

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[Bamyasi]

Apparently rtil is too fat to respond to my invitation.

[rtil]

As much as I would love to get your panties wet over an acceptance to your invitation only to stand you up and humiliate you, I will instead politely decline. Look, it was cute when we were younger, we were experimenting and discovering our bodies.. things were exciting. But while I have maintained my pure image over the years, you have donated your body to the cum dispensary.  Much like my adoration for cream filling, you prefer to fill your body with the cream of disgusting men. Because of this, I can no longer be close to you as we once were. It is simply too embarrassing for my image. Maybe I could stand to lose a little weight, but at least I have the shapely form and dignity of a goddess. If you really want to take a peek at my glorious chest, you'll have to get on the floor and worship me like a good servant should. Maybe if you wear that sluttly little get-up from last year's Halloween party and give my feet a good washing you'll have another shot at being my friend again. And don't forget to bark like a good dog for me.

[zwimmy]

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[Evelynn]

:3c

[Bamyasi]

rtil I just thought you should know. You remember that cute little boy-toy we used to dress up in lolita outfits and chase around your house when we were younger? The one you were always really intimate with? Well you should, because I'm talking of course about your precious otouto-san. Anyway, in case you were wondering why the little cutie hasn't been home for dinner in a few days, it's because he's a bit "tied up" at the moment. But don't worry, we're taking very good care of him. Did you know he still giggles like a girl when tickled? Pretty shameful. At 13 he's really too old to be sounding so adorable, but I can't complain. He also screams like a girl, but that's fairly normal at his age, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. With enough clothes pins clamping down on their soft, supple babyfat, I'd imagine anyone screams like a girl.

I considered using him as bait to lure you to the hotel, but now I'm having second thoughts. I think I'll just keep him around as my pet. He's pretty fond of me, calling me master and whatnot, even though I insist he call me onee-san. You should see him in the neko costume I brought (though it isn't much, just ears, paws, spiked collar, and thong with detachable tail), it's really cute. Maybe I'll send some pics your way.

I guess now I'll need something else to entice you to join me in my castle as my queen, but alas, I know all the other boys in your life are mere tools, stepping stones if you will. We can lay them out in the courtyard if you'd like, if only you'd surrender to me. Your brother neko-hime is in dire need of a mother right now, as I'm not sure he can take much more of father's "tough love". If you'd like to save him, I'll be waiting at the penthouse. Just follow the sound of the Tsukuyomi Moon Phase OP, which I will be playing at high volume for all the animals of the encroaching forest to enjoy until you arrive. I hope it doesn't irritate any of the hungry ones on your way here, as we don't want them to become immobilized from over-eating, though it's true winter is coming. Please know that the only food chain I ever wanted you in is the one right here in my hands, though it does double as a nice whip.

Oh, and please don't forget to bring a knife or something. I'd hate to have to use whatever's just lying around to cut all these cakes. Unfortunately all sharp objects at my house are kept under lock and key.

Love,
Bamyasi ❤

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Who should I add?

[bd648]

add haru