☼Wake☕up,⛅TBA☼

[Bamyasi]

TBA, you're going to be late. It's the first day of school and you won't even have time to shower off all the lewd juices you released during your perverted nightmares. Honestly, what will the girls all think? Now hurry up and eat your pancakes, and please cover yourself, this is a children's forum. No, I don't mean with syrup.

So what's your morning routine like?  Do you do calisthenics? Check your mail on AOL? Try to re-enter your dreams of intimacy and belonging? Sleep until the afternoon? And please, please, nothing abnormal. The government plans to detain and execute everyone suspected of "masturbation" by the end of 2014, so I'm really only trying to protect you guys.

[rtil]

shit i have to go back to school? fuck that i'm skipping, i need to continue my work to become a popular manga-ka

i will use the content from my recent dream as material for the next chapter!

[Bamyasi]

Don't listen to them! It's all part of a conspiracy to re-educate hentai sex fiends and turn them into functioning members of society!

I-I mean of course you get to go back to school. It will be great, right? All your young female teachers think your really cute. They all want to "F" you in class, if you know what I mean. Gym will be fun too, because you're so athletic, aren't you? The uniforms are so cute and revealing. And aren't you excited to join the Ecchi Enthusiast's Club? Nothing suspicious about that club at all, ha-ha. What iron maiden?

[rtil]

look i'm no NEET but school is for suckers, plus i wasted all my summer and allowance playing mahou shoujo themed pachinko

besides, i can't go back after what happened at the culture festival last year. i tried to tell her that it would leave a rash, but she just didn't listen!

[Bamyasi]

Oh, that little mishap at the cultural festival, I'm sure nobody remembers that. Besides, they all thought the fireworks were supposed to go off when they did, and the people cleaning up afterwards just thought it was condensed milk. And trust me, everyone loses at least one virginity they didn't previously know existed at those things. It's a right of passage.

Okay, look, I'll be honest. I've made everyone promise to stop calling you "Rash the Stampede" if you come back for your certification. I'll even make you a member of the Ladies Swimming/Knife Throwing Association, no cost extra, free access to dressing rooms. All the members really want you to join, but I've explained that you're very busy with your manga career.

[rtil]

fine, i will return the day after tomorrow, to give you time to make way for my grand re-entrance. but only if you let me step on you with my high heels a few times after club. yes, those heels. i promise i'll try not to make it hurt, but i've put on a little weight from all the convenience store ramen over the summer. i'll be purging all fall season so i can enjoy my new years holiday, but i just need to relieve a little tension, you know? in exchange for your promise to drop my horrid nickname i promise not to tell anyone that you enjoy it, because i know that you do. you'll probably beg me to do it more. i'm sure you'll be calling me hime by the time i'm done. i think it's a much more fitting nickname when you'll be licking the floor that i walk on.

in the meantime, i'll find the dirtiest doujinshi i've collected this summer and bring it for the club. sharing is caring, wouldn't you say?

[Bamyasi]

I think we have a deal, but I also think you're misinterpreting the noises and facial expressions I make during our trampling sessions. I don't sigh and look away because I enjoy it, but because I'm so horribly, dreadfully bored. It was really nice of you to install those spikes to the soles, but I only blush because I'm ashamed at how much worse I wish it was, not because I'm almost naked and another student could walk in at any minute.

I look forward to borrowing your best doujinshi, hime-sama, but I'm sure it's nothing compared to all the names I've come up with for you. No one should this mean about a little weight problem, but just think of it as thinspiration, you fatty.

[rtil]

i didn't know you became such a filthy disgusting whore over the summer! how many of our classmates have you slept with you slut? actually don't tell me yet, i'm enjoying this delicious castella and i don't want my snack to be spoiled. maybe i'll have to bring in my handcuffs and chain you to the desk while i hit you with my whip from my Olivia cosplay. you need to be punished for your looseness. don't worry, i'll make sure i'll leave marks where you can hide them with some thigh-highs. but you don't usually wear them, do you? everyone will be asking questions.. better come up with a good reason why you won't be wearing this season's style! too bad we won't be able to have those matching outfits. this is your fault you stupid slut.

[zwimmy]

official bamyasi and rtil chat thread

[Kött]

Someone should illustrate this. It would make a pretty good chinese girl porno comic (no, I honestly don't know the term doujinshi because I get laid regularly and have never jerked off to hentai unlike the other faggots up in this bitch)

How the fuck does Bam look tho?

[soup]

the music blew the headphones off my tiny baby head gj guys

[Bamyasi]

You think your little toys can even bring me to 30%? How adorable! If you want to know how slutty I am, just ask any student or faculty member, male or female, or anyone in the Parent-Teacher Association. On a scale from Merret to Constantine, I would be Sefa, who's cosplay I will be wearing around school, so don't worry about leaving marks, I'll wear them with pride. Shame is pride's cloak, after all, and who needs a cloak with a body this fine?

I mean, at least I can still feel that chivalrous affection you think passes for abuse. With all that extra fat you've put on I'm surprised you can even still feel your emotions. Don't worry, I know being the S to my ravenous M can leave one with a little PTSD, so I don't blame you for indulging in the comfort of sweets. You're only the latest in a lineage that goes back generations, none of whom have lived past 30. When I'm done with you I'll toss you aside like an old dakimakura, and leave you to deal with the emotional trauma with those who aren't too disgustedly horrified to listen. What a beta, Hime-sama!

So what do you guys do in the morning?

[rtil]

you know what i do in the morning? i remind myself how happy i am that i am not you. how does it feel knowing by senior year you'll be a used up dishrag once you've taken everyone's load for that better grade for a spot in the honor roll so daddy will send you to Tokyo U? i know you had to starve yourself for that body, you don't think i can do that? you think you're better than me? did your little mosquito bites grow at all this summer? i'm up another cup size. only a sick lolicon would actually fall for you at this point. give it a couple months and i'll be the girl everyone's looking at, but instead of giving it up like you since i don't need to whore myself out for perfect grades i'll keep them all under my heel, worshiping my perfect breasts and figure.

and don't forget about your escapade on that bbs, i knew that was you taking those dirty pictures and i'm not afraid to use them. not like everyone in homeroom hasn't already seen your washboard body, but i'd wonder what would happen if the school chair knew about them, being such a good friend of your daddy and all... consider it not a threat, but an act of goodwill and pity that i keep them only for myself. they'll be good inspiration for when i need to puke my guts out.

[zwimmy]

So what do you guys do in the morning?

think about getting out of bed
4 hours later, actually get out of bed
sit down in front of computer
day begins

[lasse]

So what do you guys do in the morning?

feel disappointed i didnt die in my sleep

[valiums]

So what do you guys do in the morning?

>implying I usually wake up before 1

[Stu4U]

So what do you guys do in the morning?

>implying I usually wake up before 1

[Kött]

Thread of NEET

[slack]

for me morning is actually when i go to bed, i sleep from 09:00 to 12:00 then i sleep 20:00 to 23:00, these times are approximate and shift according to my work schedule