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basketweaver

August 27, 2013 12:47 AM
I'm not sure if this thread has already been made yet, but: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

the way you play: click on the cookie to make cookies. Then purchase items and upgrades to generate cookies passively.

rtil

#1
August 27, 2013 12:51 AM
there was a game very similar to this about candy

i will not give in to its temptations

Flash

#2
August 27, 2013 01:15 AM
this is so fucking stupid. this game is pointless



oh also i'm at 11,594,242.3 cookies per second, working on what i think are the last four upgrades

Stu4U

#3
August 27, 2013 02:20 AM
cookie.avi
play and become the god of cookies

funzop

#4
August 27, 2013 02:57 AM
super paint drying simulator 64

soup

#5
August 27, 2013 03:07 AM
the elderly apocalypse screen rape was upsetting to come back to after afk pizza dinner time

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

slack

#6
August 27, 2013 06:36 AM
fuck you fuck you fuck you

you know i can't resist this type of shit

slack

#7
August 27, 2013 01:25 PM
this is like a much prettier, faster, optimized version of candies that doesn't make my browser sluggish

Necronomitr0n

#8
August 28, 2013 12:55 AM
no autoclickers
grandmas only
final destination

are you bad enough to be the king of grandparents??
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

slack

#9
August 28, 2013 02:15 AM

valiums

#10
August 30, 2013 08:17 PM




Evelynn

#11
September 4, 2013 03:04 AM
Why can't I stop???

rtil

#12
September 4, 2013 04:00 AM
you all need help

zwimmy

#13
September 4, 2013 04:38 AM

Necronomitr0n

#14
September 6, 2013 07:16 PM
squirm crawl slither writhe





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<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

rtil

#15
September 22, 2013 08:43 AM
so it's come to this

Greenkitten

#16
September 27, 2013 05:27 PM
Gotta click them cookies boys



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