Where are my sons?

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I am looking for a son

January 13, 2014 12:59 AM
Greetings I am a middle aged man of approximately 52 years old , I have just recently learned how to internet . Recently , I heard a rumour , that the last in my lineage might have survived the culling of my family approximately 58 years ago . I had my son adopted away to save him from the raids while i valiantly stayed and fought . if you know any adopted sons , please tell him his father is looking for him

if any of you know where he may me , contact me via email :

dad69@hotmail.comdom

thank you for your patronage

here is a picture of me for family resemblance

rtil

#1
January 13, 2014 01:03 AM
how do i know you're a real dad

BluPhoenix

#2
January 13, 2014 01:03 AM
stop it woc
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

I am looking for a son

#3
January 13, 2014 01:08 AM
Quote from: rtil on January 13, 2014 01:03 AM
how do i know you're a real dad

i fought long and hard before i ripped the throat out of my own , it was only then i could claim to be a father

also i kind of slept with my adopted sons mother and a baby came out her

I am looking for a son

#4
January 13, 2014 05:43 PM
Quote from: Flee on January 13, 2014 09:36 AM
Hello yes Mr Ballmer I will be your son fork over some moolah

please, call me steve

would you like the money in form of microtransactions?? in exchange for ascending to sonhood *laughs softly*
*laffs*

*cries*

soup

#5
January 14, 2014 01:52 AM

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

BluPhoenix

#7
January 14, 2014 08:18 PM
developers
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

slack

#8
January 15, 2014 06:02 PM
i can't believe i wasted a mouse click on this thread

that's one click closer to my mouse ceasing to work

thank you asshole

Flash

#10
January 16, 2014 01:37 AM
been a while since i used ignore

bd648

#11
January 16, 2014 11:46 AM
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]what on earth[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐ Cheers!

zwimmy

#12
January 16, 2014 03:02 PM

rtil

#13
January 16, 2014 09:32 PM

soup

#14
January 17, 2014 12:32 AM
A locked thread stops WoC dead.

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Binary_2

#15
January 17, 2014 01:11 AM
Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"



I am looking for a son

#16
January 17, 2014 05:01 PM
Quote from: Binary_2 on January 17, 2014 01:11 AM
Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"

the only place i belong is

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]your mum[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]


slack

#17
January 17, 2014 06:55 PM
ban this asshole
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