Should I delete all my posts

[Bamyasi]

I'm still kind of worried about the NSA thing.

Edit: Faggot means no by the way.

[Bamyasi]

Every vote counts.

[rtil]

i'm sorry but all posts are permanently stored in the jedi temple's archive memory and cannot be erased

[redmongoose]

delete ur postst that will show the govt fuk the nsa

* redmongoose throws molotov coktail

[lasse]

uhh what would nsa do with your post, send it to the moon?????

[Kött]

dyke

[zwimmy]

Yes.

[Flash]

deleting your post? to confound the nsa?
that sounds like treason talk. are you a... treasoner?

[Rusty]

yeah

thats exactly what they'd want ya to do ain't it

[rtil]

yeah

thats exactly what they'd want ya to do ain't it

[Barack Obama]

Hello posters of The Back Alleys forum, this is US President Barack Obama.

I'm posting to inform the law-abiding citizens of this community that a certain member of this message board, Bamyasi, will be absent for an indefinite period of time following today (July 1st). As many of you may know, the National Security Administration, under my jurisdiction, logs and analyses information regarding the behavior of internet users from around the world. I have personally reviewed posts made by the user in question and deemed this person an imminent threat to national security.

Information regarding Bamyasi's current whereabouts, plans for rehabilitation, and current condition is classified as of now. However, I can assure you that your friend is not being detained at a FEMA camp or black site, and is definitely not undergoing enhanced interrogation which may or may not result in liquidation.

Though I am deeply sorry for any inconvenience these actions may have caused, I can now say with conviction that this person will no longer pose any threat to The Back Alleys forum, or the internet at large, and will never again cause distress for the users of either surveillance network.

Our nation is facing difficult times. Sacrifices will need to be made, but I remain confident that, through collective effort, we will overcome. Your cooperation and understanding throughout this operation has been, and will continue to be, greatly appreciated.

Remember, catching terrorists is in the best interest of the majority. If you see something strange, report it. And remember, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

Sincerely,
President Barack Obama
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Sent from my iPad

[Lambdanaut]

stupid idiot nigerian

[zwimmy]

hey fucker how does it feel being president of a third world country?

[soup]

obamas looking suspiciously sugoi

[rtil]

yes mein fuhrer

[zwimmy]

jackie chan really let himself go

[Bamyasi]

Hello everyone. I am finally back from vacation in [location disclosed]. I had a really fun time waterboarding and not being killed, but it's good to be back, alive and breathing. I look forward to hearing about all the anime my friends (you) are downloading this summer. This information is very useful. I promise not to report you to my superiors in the NSA, or have you put on the naughty list, because I am definitely not a sleeper agent who has been granted access to this account for the purpose of collecting data. Thank you for being "moe" and sharing this information. It is nice to feel a warm welcome from internet people like me, like I finally "fit in".

Happy downloading!

[rtil]

That's great to hear, Citizen #297001938. Please continue with your normal routine at this time. Anime will be delivered to you shortly.

[Bamyasi]

Onii-chan is watching you.