why almost ever tba user is a complete little bittch, dude.

[jebxz]

yo so i come on this forum like OH I DONT KNOW MMMM once a month at MOST and everytime i browse this slum of a forum i am appalled and stunned at horrid sights of faggotry, insecurity, pretension and other sinful activities that i formerly thought couldn't be achieved on an internet message board. i THOUGHT WRONG. Thebackalleys is a website for the lowest scum of the internet.

YES RTIL. YOUR SITE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. I MIGHT THROW UP. ALSO YOUR USERBASE IS 100% IDIOT LOSER CHILDREN. HOPE YOU GET IN A LETHAL ACCIDENT SOON BUDDY. BETTER YET KILL YOURSELF AND RID THE WORLD OF YOUR DEVILISH PRESENCE.

Disgusting. All of you.  Filth

[jebxz]

Hah. Newbs. Just got TROLLED so hard.  xD

[rtil]

how dare you

[jebxz]

Ryan Miller is a pure embodiment of evil. Lucifer in his modern, human form. Escape his deadly influence while you can. He wants nothing more than to rob you of your soul and drink the blood of newborn christian babies. He is a soul full of hate turned black by the eternal mold of sin. I pray for you all, but you're all not gonna listen to me because you're complete ASSHOLES

[jebxz]

BEGONE OTHERWORDLY CRETIN. BEGONE.

[jebxz]

Please, before all you rush in here to try and win "funniest post" award or whatever, stop doing what you're doing and fuck off. My thread doesn't need any pollution.

[jebxz]

Ok im trying really hard to be a dick right now. It can only go so far. I love you guys. You're all really great special people.

your dear e-buddy, Jebbadiah.

[jebxz]

ITT: schizophrenic weirdo talking to himself

[jebxz]

man i love this dear website with all of my heart. you're all such great fellas

[jebxz]

nah JUST KIDDIN i was just FUCCCKIN WITH YAAAA HAHA

DORKS.

[jebxz]

OH YEAH I CANT WAIT FOR THE CLASSIC "yeah you're so right. which is why you spend all day trying to hurt our feelings. jerk" POST. SOMEONES GONNA FEEEL REALLY CLEVER. FUCK IT. I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST ABSOLUTE FUCKING NONSENSE ON SOME GAY ART FORUM. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I ACTUALLY AM A COOL GUY. I JUST WANNA TYPE TYPE TYPE. I HATE EVERYTHING BUT IM NOT READY TO GO THROUGH WITH THE DIVORCE. I WANT TO DASH HER DREAMS ON THE ROCKS, YES. WAIT WHAT AM I WRITING ABOUT AGAIN. OH YEAH AND NO IM NOT ON DRUGS IM JUST SPITTIN MAD FLOW NIGGA. GUCCI MANE MY NIGGA.

[jebxz]

YEAH SHUT UP DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOU UP THEN BENCHPRESS YOUR CAR WITH MY DICK, BRO

[jebxz]

YEAH YEAH I USED TO MAKE SOME OF THOSE FLASH CARTOON THINGS, THEN I STARTED HITTIN THE GYM LIKE A REAL MAN. MAXIMIZATION OF PUMP BOYS. WORTH THE ROID RAGE, IF U ASK ME. ROIDS ARE MY LIFE AHHDRSDFDHRHGHJ

[jebxz]

YEAH SO IM A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ROOKIE WITH A LOT OF AMBITION. SO YEAH I TAKE SOME FUCKIN' ROIDS BRO BUT SO WHAT? CAN'T BE ON MY TOP GAME WITHOUT THOSE ROIDS. GONNA GO MAJOR LEAGUE IN A COUPLE YEARS. YEAH ILL BE THE NEXT KIN GRIFFEY. YALL WOULDNT KNOW ABOUT IT THOUGH, SEEIN AS YA STAYED AT UR MOMS HOUSE DICKIN AROUND ON THE INTERNET LOOKIN AT PICS OF DICKS. GAYEST NERDS I EVER SAW, HAH.

[jebxz]

OK YEAH MAYBE IM TRYING TO HARD? WRONG. IM GOING HARD. I DONT TRY. I JUST DO. GAMEFACE BABY. TIME TO HIT THE GYM AND PUMP SOME METAL BITCHES.

[sev]

i'll vouch for jeb and say that i am filth

[jebxz]

HEY SO YOU WANNA SEE MY GREASY BICEP OR WHAT? CHECK IT OUT. STARE AND CRY, DWEEBS. FUCKKKKIN JACKED BRUUUHHH

[jebxz]

ANIGEN TO BE HONEST I AM NICE TO YOU BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE ENGAGING IN PITIFUL ARGUMENTS WITH YOU. BUT IM GONNA COME OUT AND SAY THAT I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL AND ALWAYS HAVE THOUGHT THAT. YOU'RE A FUCKIN PUNK DUDE. STOP FACEBOOK MESSAGING ME. I DONT LIKE YOU, I DONT KNOW YOU AND I HOPE HARRY PARTRIDGE DOESN'T CRACK HIS WHIP TOO HARD. *VOMITS EVERYWHERE*

[jebxz]

yeah bro ^ just tellin em like it is there, ya know? faggots gotta be stood up and knocked down. shit cant fly in my world.

[jebxz]

STUDIES SHOW THAT ANIGEN CANT JUST GET OFF HIS PC AND GO MAKE SOME REAL, PERSONAL FRIENDS EVEN IF HE TRIED. AFTER A 50 FT. DISTANCE BETWEEN MR.GANZ  AND HIS COMPUTER IS SURPASSED, SYMPTOMS OF TYPICAL ASSCLOWNITITIS START MANIFESTING THEMSELVES. THE ANIGEN SYNDROME. YEAH, ITS CONTAGIOUS LADIES AND GENTS. (im so cool right here)