i'm on football, I hit the SuperBowl

[juicy j]

and I live in a liquor store,

[rtil]

ok

[BluPhoenix]

Hawkins then builds a space station, the Jim Dandy, bribes his laboratory janitor, Kurt Hectic, with Hungarian Goulash, and launches both himself and Hectic into a self-imposed exile, swearing never to return to earth until he "comes up with some really good stuff." Upon reaching orbit, he realizes that "Flange Orbits" do not actually exist, but rather than return in shame, he begins work on a robotic dog that he calls "Bones" (although the dog prefers "Max").
Hawkins continues his work in relative peace until one day, he notices a strange phenomenon - streams of incredible energy headed straight for the Earth. Hawkins sends down a warning (along with a basket of Max's oranges) but is promptly ignored. The streams proceed to disgorge innumerable hordes of enemies in "Minecrawlers", giant fortress-cities designed to strip the mineral wealth (and potato crops) from a planet. The military forces of Earth are subsequently crushed.
Hawkins decides to take action. Pairing his new "Coil Suit", a revolutionary armor suit capable of repelling "bullets, bees, and small but very hard sticks", and which holds a retractable/re-usable "ribbon chute" for parachuting or gliding, along with an arm-mounted chaingun that also serves as a head-mounted sniper rifle, he has the perfect weapons suite. Kurt is the only one who could wear it, due to the Doctor's age and Max's extra pair of legs.
So, Kurt is dispatched on "Mission: Deliver Kindness", entering the Minecrawlers from above, and destroying them from the inside-out, shooting his way through to the "driver", typically killing them in some rather violent fashion. Kurt fights his way through the Minecrawlers, destroying them one by one, until he comes to meet Gunter Glut, the hideous leader of the invasion.
Kurt destroys the Minecrawler but Glut escapes with Max in captivity, chased by Kurt along a stream leading to the alien homeworld. Kurt frees Max and kills Glut, ending the game.

[Kooh]

In October 2007 Deborah Curling, a CBS employee assigned to The Price Is Right, filed a lawsuit against CBS, Bob Barker and The Price Is Right producers, claiming that she was forced to quit her job after testifying against Barker in a wrongful-termination lawsuit brought by a previous show producer. Curling claimed that she was demoted to an "intolerable work environment" backstage which caused her to leave the job. Curling, who is black, also alleged that the show's producers (including Barker) created a hostile work environment in which black employees and contestants were discriminated against.[41] A few months later it was announced that Barker was removed from the lawsuit for the time being, but in September 2009 a judge tossed out the lawsuit. Curling's attorney stated that he plans to appeal the dismissal of the lawsuit.[42][43]

[etch]

[Sheepy]

びりーぱみゅぱみゅ- むすこしこる.

[dilly]

[trent bortknob]

there is a thread that makes a reference or joke that i don't understand and/or think is funny, but instead of asking what the thread means or just ignoring it i'm going to post an unrelated youtube video or animated .gif.

*every thread on TBA

[rtil]

there is a thread that makes a reference or joke that i don't understand and/or think is funny, but instead of asking what the thread means or just ignoring it i'm going to post an unrelated youtube video or animated .gif.

*every thread on TBA

so brave

[trent bortknob]

oh yeah and also some inside joke or internet meme

[trent bortknob]

then there are people who do what i do and act like they're above it all by pointing out trends and acting like they're bad. they also may try to engage in conversation that is too serious or just uninteresting to most other users.

and that about sums up TBA, and the majority of the internet

[rtil]

are you finished now

[Kooh]

Tekkit 50 - Michael Porkinson

[dilly]

Marx and Aristotle have nothing on Taylor guys

[Greenkitten]

びりーぱみゅぱみゅ- むすこしこる.

I've watched so many of these, its a wonder why my mouth isn't full of cocks right now.
boy next year.mp4

[BluPhoenix]

grrrr muse

[trent bortknob]

grrrr muse

yup you caught me. my post was actually about muse.

[BluPhoenix]

it was riddled with criticism of tryhard innovations and how mainstream the posts on tba are becoming these days while containing allusions to trying to fit into social norms being set in both the past and present how could it not in some way relate to muse

[Sheepy]

its a wonder why my mouth isn't full of cocks right now.

:3c

[bd648]

then there are people who do what i do and act like they're above it all by pointing out trends and acting like they're bad. they also may try to engage in conversation that is too serious or just uninteresting to most other users.

and that about sums up TBA, and the majority of the internet

but we have a hat

you see this???
[spoiler]its a hat. our collective hat. you own part of the hat. so don't insult your own hat. your hat might hate you then. which would be sad for its a nice hat.[/spoiler]