Vertically challenged person challenges my superiority, gets brown toupée mocked

[Sinitron]

Hello,

After numerous warnings for violating our Code of Conduct, we continue to receive reports regarding your forum content. Please note that racism is not tolerated in any form. Your post has been removed and your posting privileges have been suspended for 20 days.

If you have any questions regarding our Code of Conduct, you can contact one of our Community Moderators or file a ticket with Support.

Removed content:
"I would utter mine here but it is EXTREMELY offensive to certain people who love ethnic majorities despite said ethnicities flinging the word around like monkeys flinging dirt. SIGH I will simply WEEP this defeat off in SOLITUDE."
"There's a difference between a need to censor everything and having the decency to not showing off your yeast infection to every child and their underage mother you TWIT."

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The first quote was in a thread about battle cries. In all seriousness, I don't have one, as crying is for sissies and real men just talk very loudly, so the whole post was just some bogus reference to the term 'NIGGERLOVER' (though in the minds of ignorant subhumans it was probably just "omg he said niggur wtf").

The second quote was in a discussion about censorship in America, or at least it was brought up within the actual topic. Clearly this was far too offensive to all the underage mothers which populate online forums (there's actually none, they're all on facebook posting pictures of their kids smeared with lip gloss).

Actually, they probably got angry because I called someone a twit, a highly offensive term if you are one. Little known fact; twitter was named for the targeted usergroup of twits.

Anyway, I felt obliged to write a well-meaning reply to this blissfully incapable member of the moderation team who was FORCED to act upon reports by the local population of heterophobic krauts;

Greetings,

Look that is really adorable and all how you're playing sheriff, but when am I getting a Confederate flag for my cockpit? I have suggested this multiple times but have had no word on it, and feel it is a necessary issue to bring up, being far more important than your posting career. Condolences, by the way, it must make you feel very sad inside to remove posting rights for gifted members of the community in favor of ignorant role-playing Germans due to some abstract code which prevents further development of an outstanding posting career and more biting criticism of American culture, society and morality... as well as usage of words related to game lore. I guess that fat lady not moving on the bus was such a long time ago now that people forgot the true message of her actions.

Anyway, good luck improving your moderately underwhelming moderative posting, maybe one day your career can be as illustrious and revered as my own.

Regards,

- N'gumba, the VOODOO MASTER
Anthropomorphic Zyklon-B Canister

Post scriptum, you shouldn't try to compensate for having brown hair, it's just God's intent for inferior human beings. It's not your fault.

The person in question styles himself as a 'decorum sheriff', basically a keeper of the peace in a more contrived and anal wording, like a homoerotic police officer without a badge and who is actually just homoerotic in a cheap costume from a BDSM store. I also threw in a reference to Rosa Parks due to the claims of racism, and though she was apparently quite fit I imagine her as some sassy obese black woman telling crackers to get out of her face about her damn bus seat because it is sitcom-hilarious.

As I am suspended for an ASTOUNDING 20 days, I intend to send this person one message every day to 1) hopefully get hilarious replies and 2) make them so sick of my bullshit they won't bother banning me again for fear of having to deal with a flashing inbox every damn day. It's also because normally I would be bumping a thread dedicated to trolling roleplayers but as I am incapable of doing so I need a new target for my endless urge to perform mischievous antics and most of you are too inane and boring for my high-level hilarity.

My writing finger urges to pecker away at the keyboard once more.

[rtil]

alrighty then

[put]

what an interesting story mate

[Sinitron]

By the poasting standards in the TheBackAlleys general section, I truly believe so.

[Sef]

I now have a migraine. Not because its a bad story. Just too much text on screen hurts me.

[Flash]

too much text on screen hurts me.

i used to feel like that but i had to try and work through it
reading a lot of stuff on a computer screen just seems kinda unavoidable these days, for studying/working (or for hard-to-find books or whatever)

[trent bortknob]

too much text on screen hurts me.

i used to feel like that but i had to try and work through it
reading a lot of stuff on a computer screen just seems kinda unavoidable these days, for studying/working (or for hard-to-find books or whatever)

and reading very important internet debates and flame wars

[redmongoose]

hey sin, how do you feel about that movie they're making about you?

[BluPhoenix]

the aryans live on

[redmongoose]

Sinister - Official Trailer [HD]

[Greenkitten]

I hate when horror films just have stuff that jump out and shock you rather than actually being scary.

[Flash]

loud noises! fast editing! scary costumes! writers! home videos! cursed houses!
this one's got it all.

[Greenkitten]

loud noises! fast editing! scary costumes! writers! home videos! cursed houses!
this one's got it all.

2/5 stars calling it now

[Gladius]

Hello,

After numerous warnings for violating our Code of Conduct, we continue to receive reports regarding your forum content. Please note that racism is not tolerated in any form. Your post has been removed and your posting privileges have been suspended for 20 days.

If you have any questions regarding our Code of Conduct, you can contact one of our Community Moderators or file a ticket with Support.

Removed content:
"I would utter mine here but it is EXTREMELY offensive to certain people who love ethnic majorities despite said ethnicities flinging the word around like monkeys flinging dirt. SIGH I will simply WEEP this defeat off in SOLITUDE."
"There's a difference between a need to censor everything and having the decency to not showing off your yeast infection to every child and their underage mother you TWIT."

------

The first quote was in a thread about battle cries. In all seriousness, I don't have one, as crying is for sissies and real men just talk very loudly, so the whole post was just some bogus reference to the term 'NIGGERLOVER' (though in the minds of ignorant subhumans it was probably just "omg he said niggur wtf").

The second quote was in a discussion about censorship in America, or at least it was brought up within the actual topic. Clearly this was far too offensive to all the underage mothers which populate online forums (there's actually none, they're all on facebook posting pictures of their kids smeared with lip gloss).

Actually, they probably got angry because I called someone a twit, a highly offensive term if you are one. Little known fact; twitter was named for the targeted usergroup of twits.

Anyway, I felt obliged to write a well-meaning reply to this blissfully incapable member of the moderation team who was FORCED to act upon reports by the local population of heterophobic krauts;

Greetings,

Look that is really adorable and all how you're playing sheriff, but when am I getting a Confederate flag for my cockpit? I have suggested this multiple times but have had no word on it, and feel it is a necessary issue to bring up, being far more important than your posting career. Condolences, by the way, it must make you feel very sad inside to remove posting rights for gifted members of the community in favor of ignorant role-playing Germans due to some abstract code which prevents further development of an outstanding posting career and more biting criticism of American culture, society and morality... as well as usage of words related to game lore. I guess that fat lady not moving on the bus was such a long time ago now that people forgot the true message of her actions.

Anyway, good luck improving your moderately underwhelming moderative posting, maybe one day your career can be as illustrious and revered as my own.

Regards,

- N'gumba, the VOODOO MASTER
Anthropomorphic Zyklon-B Canister

Post scriptum, you shouldn't try to compensate for having brown hair, it's just God's intent for inferior human beings. It's not your fault.

The person in question styles himself as a 'decorum sheriff', basically a keeper of the peace in a more contrived and anal wording, like a homoerotic police officer without a badge and who is actually just homoerotic in a cheap costume from a BDSM store. I also threw in a reference to Rosa Parks due to the claims of racism, and though she was apparently quite fit I imagine her as some sassy obese black woman telling crackers to get out of her face about her damn bus seat because it is sitcom-hilarious.

As I am suspended for an ASTOUNDING 20 days, I intend to send this person one message every day to 1) hopefully get hilarious replies and 2) make them so sick of my bullshit they won't bother banning me again for fear of having to deal with a flashing inbox every damn day. It's also because normally I would be bumping a thread dedicated to trolling roleplayers but as I am incapable of doing so I need a new target for my endless urge to perform mischievous antics and most of you are too inane and boring for my high-level hilarity.

My writing finger urges to pecker away at the keyboard once more.

fag

[naturally]