i had to do a system recovery to my computer to delete a virus that my friends downloaded on accident because they are really fucking stupid assholes that have no idea what they're doing on the intern

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W.A.C.

#1
October 29, 2007 01:10 AM Last Edit: October 29, 2007 01:11 AM by W.A.C.
Wow. That's the longest topic title I've ever seen.

Edit-

Also, sucks to hear how stupid your friends are.

KingDavid

#3
October 29, 2007 02:03 AM
porn?
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Sinitronit sucks ass okay

and muse isnt that great anyway
thanks ill use this comment to help myself improve

Necronomitr0n

#4
October 29, 2007 02:10 AM
Mars Volta songs
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#5
October 29, 2007 02:54 AM
they were dumb basically they tried to look at porn but the guy doing it has dial up and no experience with the internet so basically he just typed in ASIAN WOMEN into google and clicked anything that showed up (like a complete idiot)
so as you would expect i started seeing pop ups and one time a pop came up that said "YOU HAVE ILLEGAL/PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT ON YOUR COMPUTER CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOURPRIVACYGUARD TO DELETE IT" and my friends did like faggots because they didnt want to get caught
i tried to remove it myself, with norton, and by googling shit
it didnt work so i just asked ssaf how to do a system recovery thing and now i have to reinstall a lot of shit

Necronomitr0n

#6
October 29, 2007 03:44 AM
Tell them to go to theblackalleys next time, they have the best porn there
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Nadroj0711

#7
October 29, 2007 03:58 AM
who did it, taylor
zach
cody l
not michael

and why the hell were they doing that anyway
even more, on YOUR computer?

and also, what kind of virus was it

like, what did it do
'ello gov'na

Necronomitr0n

#9
October 29, 2007 04:04 AM
My comp once had an adware toolbar called mirar

it was annoying as hell
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Nadroj0711

#10
October 29, 2007 04:07 AM
Quote from: taylorit was jordan chris and preston

and it was adware
ok that answers two questions

and by the way, what exactly does adware do
I don't even know
'ello gov'na

Dagolith

#11
October 29, 2007 04:14 AM Last Edit: October 29, 2007 04:17 AM by Dagolith
whats the fucking point in adware, all it does is make me hate the product more than anything ever!

Quote from: Nadroj0711
Quote from: taylorit was jordan chris and preston

and it was adware
ok that answers two questions

and by the way, what exactly does adware do
I don't even know
it can make pop ups when your not on the internet, tells you lies about your computer in a mock "system report" and other equally fun things.
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

Necronomitr0n

#12
October 29, 2007 04:17 AM
It's pretty good at bypassing pop-up blockers
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Necronomitr0n

#14
October 29, 2007 04:20 AM
I once logged on to find a shortcut to some site on my desktop that I'd never heard of
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Crabarms

#15
October 29, 2007 04:26 AM
That sucks man,
My friend accused me of getting his computer a virus...
the retards going to all these sites trying to download movies...
but no I went to check out gamefaqs for a code that definitely got his computer a virus.

Dagolith

#16
October 29, 2007 04:29 AM
Quote from: Nadroj0711what does that have to do with ads
as in
ADware

just pop-ups?
They usually advertise something... like adware remover (That doesn't work) or anything like that, basically telling you that if you buy "this" it'll fix the problem we put on your computer.
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

Nadroj0711

#17
October 29, 2007 04:36 AM
I always avoid the stupid ads like that
I don't ever dowload stuff really
nor do i ever trail off my regular internet path
so I have no reason to believe those ads
'ello gov'na

Blordow

#18
October 29, 2007 04:51 AM
i hate it when people use my computer. i get all defensive about it, not that I have any hidden porn on my comp, I just don't like it when someone else is using my computer. pisses me off, especially when my friends just hop on when they're over and start downloading shit that I don't fucking want.
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