thread of bad

[d-floe]

[Unless]

I wrote this sentence so that I could make this post.

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[rtil]

[Gladius]

lol that's already dated so bad

[Gladius]

(i mean all undertale faggotry aside of course [that goes without saying])

[ProtoChaud]

[audible sigh]

I like Undertale as much as the next guy, and I even like some of the fanbase (bits of the subreddit, though that's mostly because of the cross-pollination with /r/jontron), and I really don't have a problem with videogame/music/general media tattoos, but for the love of all things holy please don't get a tattoo based on a videogame that's less than a fucking year old, you're going to regret it at some point. Let the excitement fade before doing something as permanent as that.

[Bamyasi]

Poor Life Decisions, Volume I: Facial Hair

I wrote this sentence so that I could make this post.

👌😭 ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit OP the💃AbIaZoLUTE💃MadMaN💃 IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy 🍆fucking🍑⏳TIme⌛ he POSTs it haHAzhAHa 👌😭 📞 OPErATOR give mE The p👮Lice thEre's a💃 MADmaN💃maKIN 🐸MEmES🐸 in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe 👌😨

Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don't forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you're a hoe

It's 🎅 Dickcember 🎅and you know that means. It's your last chance to get on the naughty list👿📜. Time🕔 to get down⬇ on those knees and then get some candy canes⛄up your gingerbread house🎄👅🍆. Get ready to jingle some balls 🎊this 🎁Hoeliday Season🎁. Before santa 🎅shoves his dick down your chimney 🏠on cockmas eve night, send this to 2⃣️ 5⃣️of your sluttiest 👠👙💄elves. Get 5⃣️ back and your a Orgasm ornament! Get 1⃣️ 0⃣️ back and your an expert North Pole dancer💃💵🍑! Good luck getting the peppermint penis🎄 up your ass 🍑this year thx bo-riddle!!!!

This post definitely belongs ITT but its contents does not.

I like Undertale as much as the next guy

I'm the next guy and I've got news for you.

[soup]

[MealGin]

1st episode of NEW Super Mario Bros Z has been released
It's every bit as generic and outdated as you'd expect
It's also 31 minutes long

Oh God please help me

[Gladius]

1st episode of NEW Super Mario Bros Z has been released
It's every bit as generic and outdated as you'd expect
It's also 31 minutes long

Oh God please help me

ng died in 2007

[rtil]

i like how it's exactly the same bs except way longer for no good reason. i guess alvin-earthworm's furry adventures didn't work out so it was time to go back to tweenland

[basketweaver]

why

[ExBerian]

Why is that a video on NewGrounds and not a SWF or something that looks good?

[rtil]

newgrounds has supported video files for a long time

if they didn't they'd be even deader than they are now

[Gilthwixt]

.___.

https://www.facebook.com/theladtime/videos/1254311621251478/

[rtil]

wtf is that

that's not a gym

[Binary_2]

https://www.change.org/p/lab-zero-games-cancel-indivisible-s-development?recruiter=440090822&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive

lol

Indivisible: Federation Force.



Also undertale sure is fuck.

[Gladius]

https://litreactor.com/columns/your-favorite-book-sucks-1984

googling cover for one of my favorite reads and i find this nugget (not of gold) from

...when you're a mass-murdering douche canoe like Stalin...

lol

...Orwell was both a self-blinded proponent of the capitalist cause and an excellent fear-monger. He was, in many ways, the Rush Limbaugh of his time.

lol

...we can generate a thesis for Orwell: We need capitalism to make the world better because capitalism allows women to paint their faces beyond the point of reconcilability—and that's what makes them really desirable. In fact, that's what makes them real women... Orwell seems to be oblivious to his own devotion to the cultural assumptions of his time, the objectification that lies within those assumptions... Despite all the talk I'd heard about 1984, no one had ever mentioned the misogyny that ran rampant through its pages...

lol

pants status: shat

[Bamyasi]

It would be interesting to do what zeeb did with his fnords post with that article.

[ExBerian]

Welcome to facebook