disgustingly stupid PETA campaign

[psi43]

do you guys even know what deer smell like

hint they smell like assholes BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING ARE

dude seriously deer are probably one of the worst smelling animals ever

[logen]

i like how they can't even spell tanuki right

[fish]

Oh PETA why?

Why oh why.

[trent bortknob]

i think they're on to something here. last time i played mario, i went out and killed a lot of animals. i think we should ban all videogames except for ones created by peta.

[Sef]

So am I bad person for playing shitty Cabela games?

[naturally]

yes but that is because they are bad

on topic: nintendo responds

Mario often takes the appearance of certain animals and objects in his games. These have included a frog, a penguin, a balloon and even a metallic version of himself. These lighthearted and whimsical transformations give Mario different abilities and make his games fun to play. The different forms that Mario takes make no statement beyond the games themselves.

[ZennyPLUS]

yes but that is because they are bad

on topic: nintendo responds

Mario often takes the appearance of certain animals and objects in his games. These have included a frog, a penguin, a balloon and even a metallic version of himself. These lighthearted and whimsical transformations give Mario different abilities and make his games fun to play. The different forms that Mario takes make no statement beyond the games themselves.

This.

[rtil]

so what they're really saying is that mario has viciously slaughtered frogs, penguins and balloons. unbelievable

[Sef]

NO NOT THE BALLOONS, Nintendo those heartless bastards

[Gladius]

won't someone PLEASE think of the metal

[Sinitron]

my iron heart bleeds

[Ashington]

Nevermind that there are plenty of animals that are total dicks to other animals. Like that wonderful cute looking shrike that kidnaps other animals and impales them on thorny trees to eat later.

[Sinitron]

"eat or be eaten" look i like animals but i know 100% for sure that ANIMALS HAVE NO COMPASSION FOR PEOPLE certain pets and such are an exception but everything else? they would fuck you over if given half a chance to do so, no reason why we shouldn't do the same - killing for food and fur is completely acceptable

did you know that there was a deer population out by the coast here in norway that adapted to their environment by eating bird eggs for proteins? that's fucking right assholes, even herbivores will treat themselves to the flesh of the innocent young if necessary

bears are pretty cool animals like that, they eat berries and shit and don't give a fuck, but if necessary they will rip your balls off and consume those instead. if you're female, hey, squishy flesh bags without bone? that's a treat for a fucking polar bear

[Ashington]

The almighty tit eating polar bear of the north.

[Blordow]

what a joke seriously

[Sinitron]

the game was kinda fun honestly

for something that should go on newgrounds

[DrRumack]

peta makes fun games

for games that are based on games that are much more fun and are based on animal murder

[psi43]

if i were the spokesman of nintendo i would've just said "oh it's fake fur, nothing special, move along"

[emanhattan]

the game was kinda fun honestly

for something that should go on newgrounds

lol, in retrospective I agree.

hey wait a minute now that i think about it nintendo should fuckin sue peta for ripping their sprites and using them in their own game

[emanhattan]

why is the game called mario kills tanooki if the tanooki is still alive