Favorite Quotes of TBA

Started by BluPhoenix, August 11, 2011 10:33 PM

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BluPhoenix

Quote from: Jon
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: FuzzI can't believe they're selling these.
come on down to the handjob store

*you'll be glad you came*

Quote from: Titofunny joke (jk faggot fuck you!!!)
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

salutations

i think we all think we're alot funnier than we actualyl are

naturally


zhicago

like, 5 years of this forum existing and we can barely fill 2 pages with good/funny memories

i think sal is right

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

naturally

i'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.

dilly

Quote from: stusaderi'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.
http://slackingperfektly.com/

doop

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Jon

Quote from: stusaderi'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.

Quote from: Titoeggcelent...

there are some diamonds in the rough



BloodyCheery

Also anything killerdoll said was hilarious.
*  Isabella_ ( ~Isabella_Python.Bot) has joined #thebackalleys
<BloodyCheery> oh look it's Isafaggot
<Isabella_> Shut your whore mouth
"Hello?""Are you still there?"
"I see you!"


BluPhoenix

Quote from: Zekeysquidward
see?

we're still good
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Blordow


Sinitron

i don't remember anything any of you ever said because you're all fuckin forgettable ..|.,

emanhattan

QuoteUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS


BluPhoenix

Quote from: Blordow
Quotefuck u
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

W.A.S.I.M.

Quote from: Jon
Quote from: stusaderi'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.

Quote from: Titoeggcelent...

there are some diamonds in the rough

ey i came up wit the eggcellent, u should pay respect to the originators Jon

<nonzop> i played counterstrik once it was fun i killed teh terrorists 2 save america but then i lost and then 9/11

<mrscriblam> so
<mrscriblam> i thought i had school today
<mrscriblam> and i dont
<mrscriblam> i drove all the way out there and the parking lot was empty and i was like aw fuck
<J_Seed> "Thats our scriblam"

<+aether> i think terry was supposed to be a cumstain on the backseat of a volvo

<mrscriblam> obama hugged some guy while he was campaigning
<mrscriblam> the guy was asking a question about his veteran father and
<mrscriblam> he just starting crying and getting apologetic
<mrscriblam> so obama was like 'no man its cool'
<mrscriblam> and just invited him up for a hug
<mrscriblam> true fuckin story
<slack> lmao
<mrscriblam> heard about it on npr
<rtil> meanwhile we're bombing pakistan
<rtil> more troops in afghanistan
<reptilicus> and mickey breakdancing to rap music
<rtil> arguably the worst of the three


BluPhoenix

Quote from: Billylet's take a look at the charts

Quote from: emanhattan2 months ago when my roomate tried cutting my hair and i ended up looking like if a dog had bit the right side of my head


Quote from: dillybar

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Necronomitr0n

it's a motherfucking delicious invasion
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

redmongoose

Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Gladius

Quote from: the bart boy
help me gay

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