No more hope.

Started by RadWalrus, August 9, 2011 10:04 AM

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RadWalrus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79xzwlkCpRo

I'm starting to think that shitty half-anime is going to be the next major art movement.
How many running kids shows aren't a sloppy Japanese influenced pile of disgust?
Children of today will grow up NOT vomiting at the sight of this.
I'm legitimately afraid.

[spoiler]DeviantArt the series.[/spoiler]

rtil

Quote from: RadWalrusHow many running kids shows aren't a sloppy Japanese influenced pile of disgust?
how many are? i can't even think of one.

the most successful cartoons on tv right now are nothing like this.. adventure time, regular show, gumball, spongebob (hit and miss), thundercats (animated by Studio 4C). yes there's a lot of crap shows that come and go, but they're always forgettable and they always die early.

i'd argue the worst cartoon on tv right now is very american looking and also american(slash canadian)-made , and that cartoon is johnny test. but ten years from now no one will remember johnny test. they'll remember the good cartoons, just like we only remember the good cartoons that were on in 2001.

a lot of attention is being drawn to my life me because of how awful it looks. but it will ultimately premiere on some network and everyone will forget about it, and chances are it will die off after a season or two, never to be heard from again.

yes, there's a lot of garbage that teenagers like. but i also think that most kids and teens have a subconscious understanding of what good and bad cartoons are without yet understanding why they feel that way. it only makes sense when you look at the cartoons that dominated ratings back then and also now. their main demographic is the kid to teen ages, and they are the classics of that time and there are classics being made now.

there was a time when i think it was appropriate to bitch about a modern dark age of cartoons, but i think that time has come and gone. animation has historically gone through cycles of ups and downs. we had a good 5-6 years of downtime, and now i feel like things are heading back up.

it doesn't mean that all cartoons being made right now are going to be good. there will always be shit on tv - just more or less of it.

RadWalrus

Quote from: rtilhow many are? i can't even think of one.

Like half of Teletoon, man. (Canadian channel, it's like the cartoon network)

-totally spiez and it's fifty spin-offs
-Chaotic (the newer one)
-Bakugan

But that's just off the top of my head.
Crappy western anime is being marketed to the average weaboo child like it's nobody's business.
This show has supposedly already won awards, and if it gains a following, it'll only propagate the awfulness.

then there's the generally crappily animated junk like
-total drama island
-JoHnNy TeSt... which is apparently the only show thats ever fucking on


W.A.S.I.M.

what is this haha


rtil

Quote from: RadWalrus
Quote from: rtilhow many are? i can't even think of one.

Like half of Teletoon, man. (Canadian channel, it's like the cartoon network)

-totally spiez and it's fifty spin-offs
-Chaotic (the newer one)
-Bakugan

But that's just off the top of my head.
Crappy western anime is being marketed to the average weaboo child like it's nobody's business.
This show has supposedly already won awards, and if it gains a following, it'll only propagate the awfulness.

then there's the generally crappily animated junk like
-total drama island
-JoHnNy TeSt... which is apparently the only show thats ever fucking on
well, no offense, but canada is notorious for creating shit cartoons. i was talking more specifically about american television, cartoon network. CN doesn't show totally spies or total drama island anymore. and bakugan is like any other japanese kid show, it is a catalyst for a toy product. pokemon, digimon, monster rancher and beyblade were all made for the same reasons.

and i don't see what an award has to do with a show's popularity. kids don't give a shit about awards. they watch what they like. the ratings will tell the story, not the trophies on its shelf.

Sinitron

how 2 solve prolem:

- nuke yourself

result: no more bad cartoons

success for allah

CloudEater

Quote from: rtila lot of attention is being drawn to My Life Me because of how awful it looks.
just like rebecca black. It's become a popular marketing strategy it seems.

MarcK

"being a manga artist
thats what keeps me sane!"


Quote from: RadWalrus[spoiler]DeviantArt the series.[/spoiler]

BluPhoenix

I think it's nice that canada has decided to take a stab at a more realistic high school experience aka
Quote from: RadWalrusDeviantArt the series.
and in all honesty i would actually like to see a series pull this concept off that doesn't look like a preachy tweenimated entirety of bullshit

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

HXC


billy

i dont mind the art style but the shitty animation is what gets me

W.A.S.I.M.

Quote from: CloudEater
Quote from: rtila lot of attention is being drawn to My Life Me because of how awful it looks.
just like rebecca black. It's become a popular marketing strategy it seems.

true but the thing is that people who see this type of shit should just ignore it already and move on wit somehting else

this type of shit gets popular and known because of us, we spread it around:

"dude look at this show, its so awful" "damn bro that is horrible, im gonna send that to 1000 people"


RadWalrus

Quote from: W.A.S.I.M."dude look at this show, its so awful" "damn bro that is horrible, im gonna send that to 1000 people"

I reeeeeally don't like how true that is.

cipher

wait a second wasn't this posted or am I just crazy.

Well at any rate, I'm more or less with Billy. The art is tolerable but why does the animation suck so bad. And you know what, only people like us are going to notice that and the rest of the sheeple will watch it anyways.

W.A.S.I.M.

Quote from: cipherwait a second wasn't this posted or am I just crazy.

Well at any rate, I'm more or less with Billy. The art is tolerable but why does the animation suck so bad. And you know what, only people like us are going to notice that and the rest of the sheeple will watch it anyways.

ur not crazy cipher

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11143


Sinitron

i think we should all watch it for the credits and then go murder the creators and blame subliminal messaging in their shitty cartoons

HXC

sounds like a plan

cipher

Quote from: W.A.S.I.M.
Quote from: cipherwait a second wasn't this posted or am I just crazy.

Well at any rate, I'm more or less with Billy. The art is tolerable but why does the animation suck so bad. And you know what, only people like us are going to notice that and the rest of the sheeple will watch it anyways.

ur not crazy cipher

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11143

crabarms' post still cracks me up

chachathefox

Probably inspired by the HOW TO DRAW ANIME STYLE books at arts & crafts stores.


<billymonks> if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
<chachathefox>   `8ball can i put a ring on you?
<Isabella>   ^_^ - Duh.
<chachathefox>   ...
<billymonks> ...congratulations

Jon

honestly when was the last time canada made a good cartoon