RVS WARS EPISODE 2432

[DrRumack]

okay so this mib comes in saying a bunch of faggoty shit when SUDDENLY

(edited for maximum brevity/clarity. best parts are bolded)


<mib_zwl6j3> no one works in flash anymore here?
<mrscriblam> i work in flash
<pixmintro> i still work in flash WHY WOULDNT I?!
<Ry99an> who is this mib
<mib_zwl6j3> u'd never be interested in a flash site alternative?
<Ry99an> what do you mean
<Ry99an> i don't understand
<Ry99an> ur sentence
<mib_zwl6j3> I'm thinking of inviting you guys to a flash/linking site to make it easier to organize your shit
<mrscriblam> we dont do advertising mib
<Ry99an> keep the offers at the door
<mib_zwl6j3> its not an advertising, its non profit
<Ry99an> why would we sign up if we didn't know who you are
<Ry99an> anyways
<Ry99an> its not like we have a lot of trust for random people
<mib_zwl6j3> well i suppose i'm being a bit too anonymouse
<Ry99an> yep
<stusader> anonymoose
<mib_zwl6j3> just ReVving up my Site
<mib_zwl6j3> anonymousely
<Ry99an> wat
<mrscriblam> rvs nobody fuckin cared before and nobody cares now
<mib_zwl6j3> who
<mib_zwl6j3> ah well the faggotry is strong here
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> we like big dicks
<Ry99an> in the ass
<Ry99an> all day
<Ry99an> erry day
<Ry99an> etc.
<pselrafcekkt> back from woik
<mib_zwl6j3> enjoy ur little shithole while not making any money then
<mib_zwl6j3> hahaha
<put> we like to put those big dicks inside the mibs
<put> get ready lil faggy
<mib_zwl6j3> u are the biggest bunch of losers
<mib_zwl6j3> with the chance to make somethin of yourself
<mib_zwl6j3> and ur just gonna be a faggot
<mib_zwl6j3> and leave any chance of it behind
* Ry99an fucks mib_zwl6j3 in the butt with a big dicky dick
<Ry99an> mmmmm
<Ry99an> thats good
<pixmintro> wait wait, before you go mib, i could teach you how to get free money from the government!
<mib_zwl6j3> too bad, i was willing to pay real cash
<mib_zwl6j3> for flash
<Ry99an> i bet
<Ry99an> you are so loaded
<Ry99an> with my manglaze
<mib_zwl6j3> i am actually
<mib_zwl6j3> i just started making shit loads of money
<Ry99an> yeah i bet
<mrscriblam> me too
<mrscriblam> i just got a job
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm not fuckin joking son
<Ry99an> mhm
<Ry99an> okay dad
<Ry99an> i believe you
<Ry99an> i really truely do
<mrscriblam> gj i hope you dont blow it all on lsd
<mib_zwl6j3> dont u want to go back to the past with the glory days of flash?
<Ry99an> glory days of flash?
<Ry99an> pffffch
* Ry99an dies
<mrscriblam> no?
<mrscriblam> who cares?
<mrscriblam> there were no glory days you dumb faggot
<pixmintro> im so rich i hired a committee of business elites to decide what to do with all of my glorious money
<put> >glory days of flash
<put> heheheheh
<put> hahahahahhahahah
<put> AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<mib_zwl6j3> well u can produce something
<mib_zwl6j3> instead of wasting your years looking back and seeing how much of a faggot u are
<Ry99an> i am so rich i hairew a team of Koreans to spam random chats for my shitty site
<Ry99an> *lmao
<Ry99an> hairew
<Ry99an> *hired
<mrscriblam> actually im busy writing comics and working on videos
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm giving you all this offer of peace and amends to recreate a better flash world
<mib_zwl6j3> while making good money
<Ry99an> take that to the un
<Ry99an> i heard they were looking for a new ambassador of flash after the new one stuck his head so far up his ass he saw the end of the universe and died
<mrscriblam> actually you're more interested in insulting us for not wanting anything to do with your shitty website that doesnt exist
<mib_zwl6j3> actually the site DOES exist and has gotten over 100,000 views with over 1,000 unique viewers in a short period of time
<Ry99an> im busy enjoying my time off of school and doing photography
<Ry99an> unique viewers eh?
<Ry99an> so like
<Ry99an> you know them?
<Ry99an> each is a special snowflake?
<mrscriblam> link?
<mrscriblam> wanna show us how great your website is?
<mrscriblam> like, by showing us that it isnt a figment of your imagination?
<mib_zwl6j3> sure, i'll put all your worries to rest my friend
<Ry99an> yeah i really wanna see this
<mib_zwl6j3> enjoy
<Ry99an> scrib get the camera
<mib_zwl6j3> uplion.com
<Ry99an> i want pics of this
<mrscriblam> looks like spamtheweb
<mrscriblam> actually looks just like every other flash uploading website
<put> oh man this is rich
<Ry99an> this is the golry days of flash
<Ry99an> "the football game"?
<put> it is indeed
<put> people will look back at this in awe
<mib_zwl6j3> its not spamtheweb
<mib_zwl6j3> i really like your old work
<mib_zwl6j3> so i thought i'd invite you with an olive branch
<mib_zwl6j3> of peace
<Ry99an> well you know what i hate olives
<Ry99an> so no
<mrscriblam> what olive branch?
<mrscriblam> all youve done is insult us
<mrscriblam> and make demands
<mib_zwl6j3> well i could say the same
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm not demanding anything
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm offering you a chance
<Ry99an> dude
<Ry99an> this is our house
<Ry99an> you walked into it
<Ry99an> selling shit
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm not selling anything
<mrscriblam> fuck yourself
<mrscriblam> you aren't that important
<Ry99an> yeah you are
<Ry99an> selling your dumb site
<Ry99an> we don't care
<mib_zwl6j3> no i'm not
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm offering it for you to enjoy yourself
<pixmintro> very unprofessional
<pixmintro> you should be ashamed
<Ry99an> then why are you trying to get us to join?
<Ry99an> we aren't enjoying you now
<Ry99an> why would we enjoy you later
<put> you mad a pretty big fool of ypourself
<put> now errybody hates you
<put> go away
<put> never show your face here again
<mib_zwl6j3> because I'd rather offer it now, than regret not offering it before
<Ry99an> LMAO
<Ry99an> so DEEP
<mrscriblam> rvs are you fucking listening
<mib_zwl6j3> who
<mrscriblam> no, we arent interested
<mrscriblam> fuck off
<mib_zwl6j3> fair enough
<Ry99an> you do
<Ry99an> do whatr
<Ry99an> remind me of a man
<Ry99an> what man
<Ry99an> the man with the power
<mib_zwl6j3> a miserable pile of secrets
<Ry99an> LOL
<Ry99an> "a miserable pile of secrets"
<Ry99an> thats rich
<Ry99an> rich as shit pudding
<put> go away
<put> with your head up your ass
<put> go back to your bosses
<put> and tell them how gay u were
<mib_zwl6j3> i have no bosses
<mib_zwl6j3> I'm just offering a site to enjoy, nothing more
<Ry99an> no no put
<Ry99an> he is his boss
<Ry99an> therefore
<Ry99an> he is gay
<mib_zwl6j3> well just don't say i didn't offer u this chance ok
<Ry99an> ok
<Ry99an> thank u
<Ry99an> enjoy ur evening
<put> Your site is shit
<put> and you are shit
<mrscriblam> get out
<mib_zwl6j3> oh i will my friend
<mib_zwl6j3> oh please leave the comments at the door
<Ry99an> nyorn~
* Ry99an kisses mib_zwl6j3 farewell
<Ry99an> i will miss you...
<mib_zwl6j3> that was gay
<Ry99an> so
<put> exactly
<mib_zwl6j3> good bye my friends
<Ry99an> goodbye my lover
<put> you shant be missed
<put> fag
<mib_zwl6j3> unless u want me to stay?
<mib_zwl6j3> with my gayness
<Ry99an> if that means i can fuck ur ass
<Ry99an> ?
<systech> we never wanted to be your friends
<mib_zwl6j3> nothing i could offer to be friends?
<pixmintro> hey mib, who has two thumbs way up? you, and they're both in your ass
<Ry99an> your ass
<Ry99an> for you know
<Ry99an> like gay sex
<Ry99an> thats the joke
<mrscriblam> rvs you could stop being a douche
<mrscriblam> that would help
* put gets his dick ready to give a hard long dicking
<put> you sure u want this?
<Ry99an> awwwww shit
<mib_zwl6j3> actually i'd say the shoe is on the other foot
<mib_zwl6j3> i've been nothing but kind except my earlier comments
<Ry99an> more like the shoe is on my foot
<Ry99an> which will go up that big juicy ass of yours
<mrscriblam> thats not what that means you pretentious dick
<put> boy you dont want to start dis shit
<pixmintro> and id say your other shoe is caressing the inside of your asshole
<mib_zwl6j3> ok just here to talk, get to know u guys, it was nice meeting u all
<Ry99an> byeeeee
<mib_zwl6j3> :have a good evening
<mib_zwl6j3> also
<mib_zwl6j3> I am rtil
<Ry99an> lol
<systech> the tribe has spoken
<mrscriblam> rtil is in hawaii dumbass
* put inserts his 15" into mib_zwl6j3's ass
<pixmintro> hey mib, FAAAART
* mib_zwl6j3 was kicked by systech (now get out)
<Ry99an> lmaoooooooo
<Ry99an> that was amusing
<put> that wazs soooo gay
<mrscriblam> i like how he called getting a kiss from a girl gay
<put> it was funny
<put> for the first 3 minutes

NOT EVEN A HALF HOUR LATER

<mrscriblam> put you wouldve had
* mib_x3jbeh has joined #thebackalleys
<mrscriblam> a field day
<mib_x3jbeh> hi I'm a faggot
<mrscriblam> AND HES BACK
<mib_x3jbeh> hi
<mib_x3jbeh> mah name is rtil
<mib_x3jbeh> i make flasher
<mib_x3jbeh> z
<mib_x3jbeh> for the interwebs
<mrscriblam> rtil doesnt live in new jersey
<mrscriblam> also he's in hawaii right now
<systech> you're off your rocker
<mib_x3jbeh> new jersey is my new home
<mib_x3jbeh> cause
<mib_x3jbeh> i've always lived here
<mib_x3jbeh> in new jersey
<mib_x3jbeh> cause
<mib_x3jbeh> he doesn't love u
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> hes too busy
<Ry99an> like going somewhere with his life
<Ry99an> instead of stitting around online
<pixmintro> mib, come over here and lick my taint
<pixmintro> thats an order
<pselrafcekkt> come over here and like my paint
<mib_x3jbeh> so he's going somewhere
<mib_x3jbeh> like me
<mib_x3jbeh> but your going no where?
<mib_x3jbeh> like you?
<mib_x3jbeh> i am rtil and i command u
<Ry99an> whining like a child caught singing to bubblegum pop
<mrscriblam> rvs you need help
<mrscriblam> like psychiatric help
<mrscriblam> or some friends
<mrscriblam> one or the other
<systech> you ain't not going nowhere with that atrocious grammar
<mib_x3jbeh> I have money but 0 friends its true
<mib_x3jbeh> i am just
<mib_x3jbeh> just a big ol troll and a fagorty
<Ry99an> lmaooooo
<Ry99an> no he needs a vet
<Ry99an> to be put down or soemthing
<Ry99an> its a lost cuase you see
<mib_x3jbeh> oh its true
<mib_x3jbeh> it is a lost cause
<mib_x3jbeh> oh woe is me
<mib_x3jbeh> woe woe
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> you should like
<Ry99an> woe your way
<mib_x3jbeh> woe
<mib_x3jbeh> woeing
<mib_x3jbeh> u missed woring
<mib_x3jbeh> whoring
<mib_x3jbeh> woeing
<mrscriblam> who the fuck invited mr idontgiveafuck
<mrscriblam> who cries about his daddy in a blog because his website suckst
<mib_x3jbeh> tba chat is mah blog
<mib_x3jbeh> today i had some chicken
<put> you are obiously hurt on your butt after the pounding I gave you
<mib_x3jbeh> oh yes
<mib_x3jbeh> i was pounded badly
<mib_x3jbeh> i ended up in a ditch
<Ry99an> alright so
<Ry99an> honestly
<Ry99an> i am interested
<Ry99an> you say we are doing nothing with our lives
<Ry99an> what are you doing
<mib_x3jbeh> honestly and for truly?
<Ry99an> that makes you so much better than us
<Ry99an> yes
<Ry99an> honestly
<Ry99an> and twuely
<mrscriblam> making a spamtheweb ripoff doesnt count fyi
<mib_x3jbeh> well the site is non profit but i could always activate the ad sharing, but i make most of my money on xbox
<put> your truely a sad human being
<put> i pity you
<mib_x3jbeh> really?
<mib_x3jbeh> i'd say the same to you
<mrscriblam> yeah i mean
<mrscriblam> put doesnt pity anyone
<mrscriblam> he's like a non-pitying machine
<mib_x3jbeh> go on
<Ry99an> so you sit around on xbox
<Ry99an> all day?
<Ry99an> and thats differnt than sitting around online all day how?
<mib_x3jbeh> no...
<mib_x3jbeh> i am a programmer : )
<Ry99an>
<Ry99an> nice
<Ry99an> the most social deficent persons alive
<Ry99an> perfect
<mib_x3jbeh>
<Ry99an> i should have assumed as much
<mib_x3jbeh>
<mrscriblam> i am an astronaut its such a great job guys not horribly socially crippling at all
<put> Do you enjoy being here?
<put> I must know
<mib_x3jbeh> once a 30 year old almost showed me her yesplease
<mib_x3jbeh> i enjoy enjoying
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> LOL
<Ry99an> 30
<Ry99an> wow man
<mib_x3jbeh> yea she waz hot
<Ry99an> thats pretty great
<Ry99an> how saggy are we talking
<Ry99an> one two kids
<Ry99an> ?
<mrscriblam> one time nobody showed me their genitals and i was ok with it
<mib_x3jbeh> she has giant thighs
<mib_x3jbeh> and her face is wriggly mint
<Ry99an> wow awesome
<Ry99an> i love it wehn my women look like sacks filled with cottage cheese
<Ashington> one time i showed myself my genitals
<Ashington> i was hot
<Ry99an> once i sucked my own dick
<Ry99an> then i got bored
<Ry99an> and sucked everyone elses too
<Ashington> that was a great day
<Ashington> i remember that day 99
<mib_x3jbeh> i once cried myself asleep
<mib_x3jbeh> i lie, its like everyaday
<mib_x3jbeh>
<Ry99an> LOL
<Ry99an> XD
<mib_x3jbeh> sometimes i cry out my mouth
<mib_x3jbeh> always
<mrscriblam> one time i fell for a conspiracy theory that someone made up on the spot
<Ry99an> is that called puking
<Ry99an> in your mongloid babytalk language
<Ry99an> when you can't even say
<Ry99an> vagina
<Ry99an> ?
<Ry99an> try saying it
<Ry99an> try callign them what they are
<Ashington> one time i declared rtil my bro
<Ashington> without really knowing him
<mib_x3jbeh> one time i ended up in the hospital because of tba
<mrscriblam> one time i jerked off and didnt enjoy it
<mrscriblam> then i jerked off again and all was well in the universe
<Ry99an> once i told rtil i would take him out for pizza
<Ry99an> and he drove out for miles
<Ry99an> and i lied
<Ry99an> there was no pizza
<mib_x3jbeh> once i asked rtil
<mib_x3jbeh> and he said
<mib_x3jbeh> once rtil made flashes
<mib_x3jbeh> now he works and is a faggot
<Ry99an> wow
<Ry99an> yeah thats true
<Ry99an> he sure is
<Ry99an> a giant faggot
<Ry99an> being in hawaii and all
<Ry99an> faggin it up
<Ry99an> in hawaii
<Ry99an> yup
<Ashington> one time i pissed in someones eye socket, took their mother out for a nice steak dinner
<Ashington> and never called her again
<mib_x3jbeh> i make flashes, am a faggort, and have a life
<mib_x3jbeh> so guys
<mib_x3jbeh> what happened to the others?
<Ry99an> who?
<Ry99an> the others?
<mib_x3jbeh> i remember being more faggorts
<systech> other whats
<mib_x3jbeh> i dunno
<mib_x3jbeh> the other people
<mib_x3jbeh> like cooldr money
<Ashington> they're out
<Ashington> working in the industry
<Ashington> applying their talents
<Ry99an> they are out sucking dicks
<Ry99an> i can take a message
<mrscriblam> they went to bed?
<mrscriblam> its late?
<mrscriblam> people sleep sometimes?
<Ashington> actually why am i up its 6am wtf
<Ry99an> lol not if they have lives scrib you STUPID SHIT
<Ry99an> GOD
<Ry99an> GET IT STRAIGHT MAN
<mib_x3jbeh> i just wanted to say
<mib_x3jbeh> that i'm actually hotdiggedydemon
<mib_x3jbeh> and you should spam my email inbox
<mib_x3jbeh> because i hate faggots
<mib_x3jbeh> and gay marriage is a sin
<mrscriblam> you must really hate yourself
<mib_x3jbeh> i am hotdiggedydemon
<mib_x3jbeh> the best flasher in the world
<mib_x3jbeh> and i command u
<Ry99an> so is this like
<Ry99an> how you do impressions?
<Ashington> rvs more like r-bs
<Ry99an> are you being ironic
<Ry99an> or like
<Ry99an> serious here
<Ry99an> i can't tell
<systech> you aren't even amking sense anymore
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm not rvs
<mrscriblam> hey guys im tim buckley
<mrscriblam> just kidding fuck you
<mrscriblam> you fell for it ha ha
<pixmintro> are you still talking?
<Ry99an> the stench of bullshit is too strong
* Ashington is now known as Oney
<Oney> nigga i caught you
* Oney fades to black
<Ry99an> lmao
<mib_x3jbeh> oney
<mib_x3jbeh> u sucked it
<mib_x3jbeh> u
<mib_x3jbeh> u fucker
* mrscriblam is now known as TomFulp
<mib_x3jbeh> oh shit
<TomFulp> rvs i care about you a lot
<mib_x3jbeh> it all makes sense now
<mib_x3jbeh> dude seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> i am not who u think i am
<TomFulp> you are important to me and your competition is going to CRIPPLE my website
<mib_x3jbeh> i am merely a faggot
<Ry99an> yeah you are right
<Ry99an> for once
<Oney> i want to make parodies about you
<Oney> about all of you
<Oney> featuring innacurate and predictable
<Oney> jokes
<Oney> about observations
<systech> sup guys i'm adam phillips
<mib_x3jbeh> look seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> i do like u guys
<TomFulp> why?
<TomFulp> we dont like you
<Ry99an> rvs to be honest
<Ry99an> i wasn't even arfound when you got your ass handed to you on a silver platter with a side of french fried potatoes
* TomFulp is now known as mrscriblam
* Oney is now known as Ashington
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm sorry u think that
<Ry99an> but based on your reactions and masochistic tendencies, coming back all the time for more and more
<Ry99an> i can't help but think
<Ry99an> maybe
<Ry99an> just maybe
<Ry99an> you are a complete pathetic person with no life
<Ry99an> who is making a site in order to feel the satisfaction
<Ry99an> of people using
<Ry99an> it as validation
<Ry99an> for your otherwise empty sad life
<mib_x3jbeh> well guys the truth is
<mib_x3jbeh> i am actually tom fulp
<mib_x3jbeh> no seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> i am tom fulp
<mib_x3jbeh> i come here to fuck with u guys
<mib_x3jbeh> i wanted u guys to come back to newgrounds
<mib_x3jbeh> and make flash
<mib_x3jbeh> because i love ur old work
<mib_x3jbeh> wade forgives u
<Ry99an> oh yeah
<Ry99an> you know what
<Ry99an> you have made my evening
<Ry99an> really and truely
<Ry99an> you have
<Ry99an> cause no matter what you do
<Ry99an> int he end
<Ry99an> no one
<Ry99an> will care
<Ry99an> its so simple
<Ry99an> and beautiful
<mib_x3jbeh> that's fair
<mib_x3jbeh> but i could say the same to you
<Ry99an> you know me?
<Ry99an> really?
<Ry99an> colir me surprised
<mib_x3jbeh> so is that fair enough?
<Ry99an> not really
<Ry99an> not until you tell me
<Ry99an> about myself
<Ry99an> tell me im the only one for you bby
<mib_x3jbeh> well ur just some dumbass faggot on a chatroom
<mib_x3jbeh> lol
<mib_x3jbeh> u gotta make something
<mib_x3jbeh> produce something
<mib_x3jbeh> be someone
<Ry99an> i do
<Ry99an> often
<mib_x3jbeh> like?
<mib_x3jbeh> what?
<Ry99an> like photography
<mib_x3jbeh> photography doesn't make money
<Ry99an> and flash does
<mib_x3jbeh> anyone can take a picture of a black and white chair
<mib_x3jbeh> what flash
<mib_x3jbeh> where is this magical flash
<Ry99an> hahaha
<Ry99an> thats funny
<Ashington> explain the profits of photojournalism
<Ry99an> so so the thing is
<Ry99an> if you don't do flash
<Ry99an> you aren't making money
<Ry99an> hey maybe iu don't give a shit about money
<Ry99an> cause i want to pursue artistic ambitions
<Ry99an> other than making dumb flash sites
<Ashington> if you arent fondling celebrities balls
<Ashington> and selling cocaine
<Ashington> you arent making money
<mib_x3jbeh> i don't make money with flash
<mib_x3jbeh> ur artistic ambitions will fail u
<Ry99an> ok i guess ur right
<Ry99an> i should belive you
<Ry99an> \since you are like
<Ry99an> super duper
<Ry99an> sucessful
<mib_x3jbeh> u have to keep changing and pursuing something higher
<mib_x3jbeh> because
<mib_x3jbeh> i am the biggest faggot ever
<mib_x3jbeh> would u want to learn from that
<Ry99an> yeah true
<Ry99an> no
<Ry99an> i don't want to be taught by a faggot
<Ry99an> no sir
<mib_x3jbeh> i have done every dumb thing with art
<mib_x3jbeh> and i know what makes money
<mib_x3jbeh> and what is worthless trash
<Ashington> i am the biggest sandwich ever
<Ashington> i have mayo
<Ashington> and tomato
<Ashington> and fried chicken too
<Ry99an> i just said
<Ry99an> i don't care about money
<Ry99an> i care about making myelf happy
<mib_x3jbeh> money is important
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> thats why you get a job
<mrscriblam> if you're really that worried about money you're no artist
<mib_x3jbeh> ok forgetting money
<mib_x3jbeh> for a second
<mib_x3jbeh> why not go back to artistic glory?
<mib_x3jbeh> place ur art for all to see
<mib_x3jbeh> have it connected
<mib_x3jbeh> ur are falling
<Ry99an> i am reaching it
<Ry99an> not on your site ass site
<Ry99an> you are no one
<Ry99an> *shit
<Ry99an> so am i
<Ry99an> i make stuff
<Ry99an> for myself
<Ry99an> btw
<Ry99an> cuase it makes me happy
<mib_x3jbeh> my site is nothing, i've done more than u can imagine
<mib_x3jbeh> the site was built for people like u
<mib_x3jbeh> who want a place away from ng faggotry
<mib_x3jbeh> all i see is some sad faggots
<Ry99an> but you don't know who i am!
<Ry99an> where i live
<Ry99an> what i like as music
<Ry99an> nothing
<Ry99an> about me
<Ry99an> you don't even know my sexiual preference
<Ry99an> which is funny
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> since you make so many comments about it
<mib_x3jbeh> i can tell who u are
<mrscriblam> can you?
<mib_x3jbeh> ur always in this chat
<mib_x3jbeh> wasting ur life
<mib_x3jbeh> instead of pushing something productive
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> like wasting my life
<Ry99an> as a statre univeristy
<Ry99an> oh jeez
<mib_x3jbeh> yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> anything
<Ry99an> yeah so like
<Ry99an> i should drop out of college
<Ry99an> after i skipped high school to advance into the most prestigious college entrance program in the state
<Ry99an> yeah that sounds smart
<mib_x3jbeh> if ur taking photography in college yeah
<mrscriblam> im wasting my life drawing comics and making films
<mrscriblam> i should probably not go to art school
<mrscriblam> and spend my life masturbating
<mib_x3jbeh> yea art school is stupid
<mib_x3jbeh> no really
<mib_x3jbeh> it is
<Ashington> guys you totally
<Ashington> have to follow your
<Ashington> dream
<Ashington> and just
<Ashington> reach up for the stars
<mib_x3jbeh> there are NO jobs for u out there
<mib_x3jbeh> there are
<mib_x3jbeh> NO jobs
<mib_x3jbeh> for u
<mib_x3jbeh> out there
<mib_x3jbeh> especially with art
<Ry99an> and there are int eh magical world of flash?
<Ry99an> is that what you are getting at
<mib_x3jbeh> if you market yourself and find the niches yes, its easy
<Ry99an> als i just said
<Ry99an> i am going to get
<Ry99an> a real job
<Ry99an> you dumbshit
<Ry99an> yeah also
<Ry99an> i don't do flash
<Ry99an> and also
<Ry99an> flash stale
<Ry99an> mostly crash
<Ry99an> *crass
<Ry99an> and unrefined
<Ry99an> i dislike flash
<mrscriblam> my school has a 90% employment after graduation rate
<mrscriblam> so uh
<mrscriblam> suck on that?
<mib_x3jbeh> what 90% employment working at mcDonalds? haha
<mib_x3jbeh> those statistcs are bullshit, ur being lied to
<mrscriblam> a bunch of the alumni worked on avatar
<mib_x3jbeh> ur
<mib_x3jbeh> being
<mib_x3jbeh> lied
<mib_x3jbeh> to
<mib_x3jbeh> your whole life
<mrscriblam> you are*
<mib_x3jbeh> you've been lied to
<Ry99an> WAKE UP SHEEPLE
<mib_x3jbeh> wake the FUK up
<mrscriblam> lmfao
<Ry99an> lmaooooo
<Ry99an> HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm not fuckin kidding you
<mrscriblam> yeah i know
<mib_x3jbeh> dude laugh about it
<mib_x3jbeh> but your gonna end up broke
<Ry99an> ooh i will
<Ry99an> laugh and laugh and laugh
<mib_x3jbeh> there are
<mib_x3jbeh> NO jobs for u
<mib_x3jbeh> you need to get used to the new economy
<mib_x3jbeh> seriously
<mrscriblam> i stopped caring
<mrscriblam> like
<mrscriblam> in 5th grade
<mrscriblam> im gonna
<mrscriblam> be broke
<mrscriblam> and happy
<mrscriblam> so uh
<mrscriblam> yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> dude
<Ry99an> i am employed right now though...
<Ry99an> wtf
<Ashington> im gonna be paid
<Ashington> and happy
<Ashington> i am so paid
<Ry99an> i am getting money doing renovations
<Ry99an> like construction
<Ry99an> demolition
<Ry99an> shit like that
<Ry99an> during the school year
<Ry99an> i am going to work near my campus
<Ry99an> so id say im okay
<Ry99an> but anyways
<mib_x3jbeh> well i'm glad i could entertain u
<mib_x3jbeh> you will never grow up
<mib_x3jbeh> or do anything with ur life
<mib_x3jbeh> with that attitude
<mrscriblam> oh you mean not caring about what faggots on the internet say?
<mrscriblam> and going on with our lives?
<mib_x3jbeh> your up for a big wake up call
<mib_x3jbeh> buddy
<Ry99an> but i am
<Ry99an> doing something with my life
<Ry99an> i am in college
<mib_x3jbeh> college? hahahaha
<Ry99an> did you go to college?
<mib_x3jbeh> oh hell yeah
<Ry99an> what grades did you get in high school?
<mib_x3jbeh> As
<mib_x3jbeh> As
<Ry99an> what was your GPA
<Ry99an> lmao
<mib_x3jbeh> 3.38
<mrscriblam> 4.0 gpa
<mrscriblam> suck my dick
<mrscriblam> owned
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ashington> mine was 3.69
<Ashington> awww yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> 4.0 is impossible
<Ry99an> no its not
<Ry99an> i got one too
<mib_x3jbeh> ur school is lame
<mrscriblam> mine was 5.0
<mrscriblam> mine was 11.4876583
<Ashington> mine was p.aid
<Ashington> caus i was so good
<pselrafcekkt> im willing to put money on the fact that i had the lowest gpa of anyone in tba
<Ry99an> what was your major in college?
<mib_x3jbeh> my major was kicking your fat ass
<Ry99an> WOW
<Ry99an> hahahahahhaha
<mrscriblam> my major is masturbation
<mrscriblam> i practice hourly
<Ry99an> no really
<Ry99an> come now
<Ry99an> what was it?
<mib_x3jbeh> wasn't Art that's for sure
<Ry99an> okay
<Ry99an> then mind hinting
<Ry99an> at what it was
<mib_x3jbeh> i took business if u must know
<Ry99an> since you clearly went to college
<Ry99an> BUSINESS
<Ry99an> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Ry99an> so okay
<Ry99an> what classes
<Ry99an> did you take
<Ry99an> in business
<Ry99an> what was your college called
<Ry99an> who was your dean?
<mrscriblam> business is gay
<mib_x3jbeh> well honestly
<mib_x3jbeh> HONESTLY
<mib_x3jbeh> honestly
<mib_x3jbeh> i don't get u guys
<mib_x3jbeh> really
<mib_x3jbeh> i don't get u
<mib_x3jbeh> seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> why continue to be faggots?
<mib_x3jbeh> why all this horseshit?
<Ry99an> becuase gay sex
<Ry99an> is GREAt
<mib_x3jbeh> no seriously
<mrscriblam> you dont get that we hate you because you're a pretentious douche?
<mrscriblam> or that we continue to troll even when you continue to be trollable?
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm sorry but douches rule the world
<pselrafcekkt> i like bending my tiny penis into my ass
<pselrafcekkt> and fucking myself
<pselrafcekkt> in the ass
<Ry99an> not only afre you pretentious
<Ry99an> you are an idiot
<Ry99an> a mindless
<systech> stooge
<mib_x3jbeh> well i guess your right
<Ry99an> yes a stooge
<Ry99an> thats just it
<Ry99an> a stooge
<mrscriblam> the one stooge
<Ry99an> yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> well would it be alright if i said my goodbyes forever then
<mib_x3jbeh> : )
<mib_x3jbeh> nice talking to you guys, i hope you open your hearts one day
<Ry99an> YES
<mrscriblam> see you in ten minutes
<Ry99an> it would be wonderful
<Ry99an> when im dead buddy
<Ry99an> you can have my heart...
<Ashington> hes like roger buck
<Ashington> "i will go away and do something amazing"
<Ashington> *6 weeks later*
<Ashington> "im back with the same poop"
<mrscriblam> i dont open my hearts to dumb assholes on the internet
<mrscriblam> yes i said hearts
<mrscriblam> i have 12
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm bigger
* Ry99an kisses mib_x3jbeh gently
<Ry99an> oh mib...
<Ry99an> you are so strong
<Ry99an> and handsome
<Ashington> i think 99 got mib mixed up with me
<Ashington> its ok ill forgive you this time
<systech> i have a feeling we'll be seeing you again in the near future
<mib_x3jbeh> no you won't
<mib_x3jbeh> this is the end my friends
<mib_x3jbeh> i offered u a place
<mib_x3jbeh> its there for you
<mrscriblam> i am the bigger man so i will leave now
<mrscriblam> im much more mature than you
<mrscriblam> so much
<mrscriblam> i am the maturest
<pselrafcekkt> i may be a bigger man but my weiner is oh so tiny!
<mrscriblam> i only said nice things
<mib_x3jbeh> and now i must go
<mib_x3jbeh> and be a jew
<mib_x3jbeh> i must go jew away
<mrscriblam> and wasnt an asshole
<mrscriblam> and you guys
<mrscriblam> just SPAT
<mrscriblam> in my FACE
<Ry99an> plase let me kiss you harder mib
<Ry99an> on the dick
* Ry99an gobbles mib_x3jbeh 's dick
<Ry99an> mmm
<mib_x3jbeh> goodbye my friends, good time good day
<put> please go
<mrscriblam> FUCK YOU i am bigger than this
<mrscriblam> so much better than
<mrscriblam> tis
<Ry99an> but i will miss you big ol dick
<Ry99an> but not you
<Ry99an> only your dicky dick
<mrscriblam> i will leave now
<mrscriblam> knowing i was the one
<mrscriblam> who was trolling
<mrscriblam> and not you
<mrscriblam> i am the best troll
<mrscriblam> you guys got so trolled
<mib_x3jbeh> i am rtil
* mib_x3jbeh has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> i am rtil
<Ry99an> I AM GOOOOOOOOD
<Ry99an> WHEW
<Ry99an> that was
<Ry99an> something
<put> is he gone
<put> IS HE GONE
<mrscriblam> i am wolf blitzer
<mrscriblam> this just in: rvs is a tool

[put]

props to u ry99an, I wish I could keep this bullshit up for that long

[DrRumack]

* mib_h1rsjw has joined #thebackalleys
<mib_h1rsjw> u guys change ur mind?
<SHADOWFOX2> hello
<mib_h1rsjw> hi
<put> hahahahahahaha
<SHADOWFOX2> who are you?
<SHADOWFOX2> also how are you
<pixmintro> aw HELL naw
<mib_h1rsjw> just a humble traveler
<mib_h1rsjw> the site is non profit but i could always activate the ad sharing, but i make most of my money on xbox
<put> oh i get it
<Ry99an> speak of the goddamn devil
<SHADOWFOX2> xbox?
<reptilicus> RVS
<reptilicus> you are a failure
<SHADOWFOX2> Oh you do videogames?
<reptilicus> your site is a failure
<Ry99an> rvs is back of an encore of bullshit with a side of ignorance
<reptilicus> and you have always been a failure
<put> hes not rvs
<mrscriblam> lmao are you serious
<mib_h1rsjw> whos rvs
<mrscriblam> no its the same guy
<mrscriblam> check the ip
<Ry99an> of course it is
<mib_h1rsjw> i am just a simple embassador of a website u might enjoy
* reptilicus sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-9FED6B59.washdc.fios.verizon.net
<SHADOWFOX2> link
<Ry99an> i can tell by the "u\\\'s"
* mib_h1rsjw was kicked by reptilicus (oh hello)

<Ry99an> lmao
<billymonks> zekey can you unban that ip?
<Ry99an> just when we posted that shit
<reptilicus> nope
<reptilicus> i dont unban people
<billymonks> you might notice it has some strange similarities to my ip
<SHADOWFOX2> ^^^^^^^^^^
<reptilicus> the only reason Taokaka keeps coming back is because he keeps changins his ip
<Ry99an> huh
<Ry99an> wait
<Ry99an> tao is banned?
<reptilicus> i\\\'ve banned him about 4 times
<billymonks> no i was impersonating tao
<billymonks> this one time
<Ry99an> oh
<mrscriblam> lmao
<Ry99an> haha

well i feel silly

[99]

[billy]

[shura]

rvs = tao = billy??

[DrRumack]

it all makes sense now

[Ashington]

i see

[BluPhoenix]

the hell is wrong with this kid

[CoolDrMoney]

lmao

Also Zeke just banned me from chat cause I was tryin to spoof a goof pretendin to be RVS

but\///

someone tell him 2 unban Im goin to bed now

[put]

cdm=rvs

[Casey Pixmintro]

my brain hurts

[W.A.S.I.M.]

so how about that unbannin me from tha irc????

on the real tho i think rv has no friends at all and tba is the closest thing he has come to friends

[naturally]

oh so that's what you guys were talking about the whole time.

that's kind of sad.

[SHADOWFOX2]

I think the first encounter was actually RVS because he actually linked his site, unless RVS and billy have talked which isn't to my knowledge

I have a fairly recent chatlog of the last time we talked as I'm sure I was one of the few who actually chose to try to help out with his site
I've held onto it because not too many people just blow up at me and I wasn't sure if I was at fault 'cause I'm trying to be better at going about things more constructive/positively and stuff whilst getting the message across
I've already been told that I wasn't to blame and that it was a case of butts being hurt
I have been debating on posting the log but I don't want it to seem like an attack but he's becoming enough of a jerk to the point that I don't care

[shura]

10 bucks says first rvs is actually khawner because new jersey IP + stupidity

[slack]

if it was khawner he would have told me and had me join in on the trolling

[lenko]

plot twists abound in this irc tale

also shad, you should post that log. any RVS stuff is bound to be funny

[W.A.S.I.M.]

co sign with lenko

[Zuke]

plot twists abound in this irc tale

also shad, you should post that log. any RVS stuff is bound to be funny

Durrrhuurrhurrrrr

I think the first encounter was actually RVS because he actually linked his site, unless RVS and billy have talked which isn't to my knowledge

I have a fairly recent chatlog of the last time we talked as I'm sure I was one of the few who actually chose to try to help out with his site
I've held onto it because not too many people just blow up at me and I wasn't sure if I was at fault 'cause I'm trying to be better at going about things more constructive/positively and stuff whilst getting the message across
I've already been told that I wasn't to blame and that it was a case of butts being hurt
I have been debating on posting the log but I don't want it to seem like an attack but he's becoming enough of a jerk to the point that I don't care

Actually you were at fault, my friend. You disappeared for a few months and then come out of nowhere. Then spout negativity (which isn't anything new) at every point. Saying that some 'review' would ruin me. But it's not just that, you just have a stroke of negative messages that shake me the wrong way. It's nothing personal, I just got sick of it.

I ask if you'd like to upload, i get a maybe.   Oh Ok.    Just say you aren't interested and move on.
My thoughts is that this shit has to stop. If you're going to be a faggot, do it for the right reasons. Posting a forum topic about some dumb guy who doesn't exist, that's paranoia, my friend.

BTW