COUNTDOWN TO BABY

[rtil]

Local Man Dislikes Tomatoes, Town Riots

[zhicago]

[Sinitron]

im gonna grow my own fuckin tomatoes and eat the shit outta them bitches

[dilly]

i fucking dare you man

[trent bortknob]

ok man this is a big deal to me. if your taste buds aren't similar to mine i don't know if this will work out. especially over the internet, where we never even have to be around each other or each other's food.

[Sinitron]

fuck you taylor i bet you eat rotten asshole you fuckin faggot raw tomatoes are THE best

[funzop]

cool ..baby maker....nice ...hehehe

[trent bortknob]

fuck you taylor i bet you eat rotten asshole you fuckin faggot raw tomatoes are THE best

yo man wtf is your problem i like tomatoes a lot ok

[zhicago]

A post not about tomatoes!!

I am home after 24 hours of playing with doctors because of severe vomiting and dehydration. I feel pretty bad not gonna lie but at least I have not vomited in 2hours so that's good.

Mom jokes I am allergic to the baby.  

[Sinitron]

fuck you taylor i bet you eat rotten asshole you fuckin faggot raw tomatoes are THE best

yo man wtf is your problem i like tomatoes a lot ok

good you are redeemed

A post not about tomatoes!!

I am home after 24 hours of playing with doctors because of severe vomiting and dehydration. I feel pretty bad not gonna lie but at least I have not vomited in 2hours so that\\\'s good.

Mom jokes I am allergic to the baby.  

...maybe you are allergic to ALL THIS RESPONSIBILITY

it\\\'s just

overwhelming

[DrRumack]

maybe you're allergic to posts about tomatoes

[zhicago]

the word 'tomato' is now banned from this thread

[Sinitron]

omg i feel discriminated against

[creamcorn]

the word 'tomato' is now banned from this thread

tomato or tomato?

[naturally]

tomatoes are gross.

[rtil]

tomato of doom?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

fuck you taylor i bet you eat rotten asshole you fuckin faggot raw tomatoes are THE best

This.


Or maybe with a little bit of vinegar and salt on them.


Or my personal favorite: a few slices of tomato inbetween some hot toast with mayonnaise.

[shura]

rtil look what you've done

[rtil]

rtil look what you've done

[zhicago]

17 weeks
I skipped a week because the forum was being worked on but I am now 17 weeks in, and almost halfway through my pregnancy. I go for a checkup tomorrow and in 8 days I'll be finding out the sex of the baby!

Heres what Amalah has to say about week 17:

Your Baby:

Is about five inches long from head to rump, which is the EXACT height of the jar of salsa I am currently quadruple dipping into. Bowls are for suckers.
Has begun to develop the all-important adipose tissue — more affectionately known as baby fat.
Is hard at working transforming its skeleton from soft cartilage into solid bone. Get this baby a part on Heroes.

You:

Possibly feel immensely huge and very pregnant, but your bump probably isn't as noticeable as you think it is. People may hesitate to comment or miss it completely, like the woman last night who came up and handed me an alcoholic cocktail and seemed genuinely shocked when I politely refused it, despite the fact that I feel like my belly eclipses my shoes at this point.
"Normal" weight gain at this point can be anything between five and 13 pounds, although y'all know how I feel about the word "normal." One book I read this week advised any woman who has gained more than 13 pounds to see a nutritionist and "be more careful", while my doctor COMPLIMENTED me last Wednesday on not managing to gain a single blessed pound yet. I want to stab the world in the eyeballs with a fork right now, a little bit.

Ah, baby movement. On the one hand, it's been a downright fabulous week, what with the regular sensations and acrobatics I'm feeling in my uterus. There really is nothing like it in the world — both wonderful and WEIRD because my lands, there's a teeny little moving person living inside your body. Biology! Whatever will it think of next.