COUNTDOWN TO BABY

[Ashington]

This baby will make a great _____er!

I dunno i got nothing.

[zhicago]

a great snack












just kidding.

[Ashington]

i dunno if you put a babby in that pizza outfit and you were pretty hungry.....

[zhicago]

baby pizza outfit is #1 on priority list dont worry

[emanhattan]

pizzababy will grow up to go to pizza university

[DrRumack]

a great snack












just kidding.

i was gonna say this

[W.A.S.I.M.]

i figurd i drop it here

[dilly]

zhi's babby is so going to be uguu guys :3

[99]

i dunno if you put a babby in that pizza outfit and you were pretty hungry.....

mmm

[dilly]

oh my GOD D:

also, you have to make tacobaby. tacobaby is the best

[spite]

congrats zhi

[Sinitron]

zhi's babby is so going to be uguu guys :3

unless zhi or the father has some horrible genetic defect that results in a monstrous perversion of all that is good and just

[zhicago]

Uguu Baby - 6 Weeks
Here's what Amalah has to say about Uguu Bean this week.

Your baby:

Has tripled or even quadrupled in size and is now three or four entire millimeters long! Godzilla baby!
Is working on growing a nose, some ears and a mouth.
Is also growing flappy little leg and arm buds.
Has a heartbeat that can be seen on an ultrasound — 100 to 160 beats per minute.


You:

Are maybe moody as hell.
Are getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
Food cravings and/or aversions can be pretty strong at this point. If salad with a prenatal vitamin chaser makes your stomach flip and your esophagus burn, then for God's sake skip the salad and eat something that sounds appealing, be it chicken nuggets or black olives straight out of the can. There's no need to be the Healthy Salad Martyr Pregnant Woman, nobody likes her anyway.

[rtil]

uguu bean

[zhicago]

looks like uguu bean and uguu mom are going it alone because uguu dad decided that if i wasnt going to abort then he was outta here   happy holidays tba

[DrRumack]

fuckin

[retrosmash]

gj uguu dad you faggot

[lenko]

for the longest time i thought this thread was about some website that would take a photograph of your face and turn you into a baby or something, had no idea it was about this

congrats tho and punch uguu dad in the face

actually no, raise the child to punch him in the face 10 years later

[Sinitron]

looks like uguu bean and uguu mom are going it alone because uguu dad decided that if i wasnt going to abort then he was outta here   happy holidays tba

^vast majority of male population

of course the vast majority of the female population don't want kids either so WTF i knew a girl who had like 7 abortions and another who named her kid damien lucifer and didn't know who the father was

[Sinitron]

everyone is terrible

all we can really do is try to be less terrible than everyone else already is