Donkey and Jaffar's Adventure

[shmeckelbutt]

   In the year 2012, Michael Cera was born. Little did everyone know, he was going to become the most
well-liked but awful actor of all time. Meanwhile, a young boy named Jake Ganz was having a wet dream in his
section-8 apartment on his single bed. His dream was very interesting. He was dreaming that he had a big house
and a lot of money. He was dreaming that he was drinking the nicest, coldest glass of water. As he was enjoying
this magnificent H20, he fell down the stairs. As he was about to hit the ground, Jack Nicholson caught him.
darkeon, who had a raging erection at this point, had forgotten about the glass of water in his hand. This lead
to the water spilling onto a nearby electrical socket. Jack Nicholson was caught on fire, and he ran outside to
the nearby gas station, which was right next door to the apartment. The gas station exploded immediately
upon contact with the flaming Jack Nicholson.
   darkeon woke up to find that he was not actually an darkeon, but a young cocker-spaniel named Sparky.
However, he still liked to be called darkeon. darkeon walked around his house, wondering about his past
heritage and who gave him the Gay gene. Was it his mother? Or his father? Nevertheless, he was bound to find
out. He had recently been making calls to his doctor who had also been the one to birth him. His appointment
was for later today at 5:00PM. He was destined to find out who put this brain inside of his body, no matter
what the cost.
   The clock struck 5:00PM. darkeon was in the waiting room, waiting. He waited, and waited, for three
hours. It was only then that he had seen on the TV above him, that his doctor had been shot and killed by
the mayor of Arkham. darkeon was heartbroken. His doctor was the only remaining person who still knew him from
birth, except for one, but he didn't like talking to him. It was then that he was hit in the back of the head
with a chair, and knocked unconscious.
   darkeon woke up several hours later, to the sound of distant chattering. "BP7 is fucking gay" said one
of the men. He opened up his eyes all the way to see his good friend, Armon. But he was not alone. He had been
teaming up with Niko Bellic to kidnap and kill darkeon for years. "We've been expecting you, darkeon" said
the very aroused Armon. darkeon knew what was going to happen. Armon and Niko were planning to rape and beat
darkeon, once and for all. darkeon had waited for this moment all his life. As Niko started to unzip his pants and
insert his penis into darkeon's mouth, he bit down on the head of the large Ukranian member, exploding forced
semen onto his poor puppy face. darkeon couldn't control himself. He leaped from the chair, and shoved several
tabs of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide into the shocked Armon's mouth. He immediately started "tripping balls."
darkeon-puppy took that time to escape from this basement, which he eventually recognized as BP7's. He then
remembered, that BP7 lived in the middle of a river.
   He leaped out the front door onto a raft and started paddling with his little puppy paws. darkeon looked
back and saw that the enraged Niko Bellic was right on his tail, paddling like a maniac. Scared for his life,
he paddled faster than he had ever done anything in his life, which wasn't much. It was then that darkeon
remembered that Niko Bellic was raised on a raft back in his country. With no hope left, darkeon could do
nothing left but pray to Allah. It was cowabunga time. Michael Cera came back from the dead and reversed time
to when BP7 tried to do a front flip high but landed on his face and died instantly. He then fast-forwarded in
time to when darkeon, who was now in his large human body, was walking away from a burning hospital. He had
started the fire because he realized that no one liked him. darkeon was carrying a raft, until a fast swoop
came by and stole the raft to build a new leg with. It was DavidZX, with a vengeance. Khawner then made a
rival account to compete with DavidZX's enormous metallic cock.

[funzop]

[DrRumack]

ok

[Sinitron]

this reminds me of berse[size=]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU IN THE ASSSSSSS[/size]

[funzop]

[M the Modulator]

[sev]

tl;dr unfunny try to be funny gtfo newfag l2internet

[funzop]

dam

[zhicago]

[dilly]

time for some interpretative dance

[emanhattan]

[shmeckelbutt]

tl;dr unfunny try to be funny gtfo newfag l2internet

tl;dr sev is very edgy do not mess with him

[W.A.S.I.M.]

hahahah

[spite]

[sev]

new dear hunter album fuck yea

whoops wrong thread