lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door

[jjjjjjjjjj]

Then you found out that/'s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

[redmongoose]

is this your screenplay?

[dilly]

this is a funny thread because it's a funny quote and stuff

[Flash]

==SCENE 1===
undergound pool club 'the great outdoors'

a very distant blur can be seen against a dark background illuminated only by a fickle yellow lamp above. it starts growing bigger and getting more defined; it does so slowly at first, but eventually there's a point when we can see that it's a tough-looking, dark-haired Korean man in a suit, with a serious face. [there is no pleasure in what he is about to do]

he starts speeding up. his eyes burning with uncontrollable fury, his relaxed walking has turned into a slight jog; and from that to a frantic jog, and finally he is ful-out running towards the camera. he slows down just when he's about an arm's length away; in slow motion, he bends his knees and rotates his body along with his right elbow and hip; he then throws his fist-shaped hand back with a murderous look on his face. switch back to normal motion; the unnamed man then viciously unwinds this whole movement to deliver an extremely powerful punch straight into the camera.

the viewer turns into a door.
[end scene 1]

[creamcorn]

this is a funny thread because it's a funny quote and stuff

[retrosmash]

deja vu

[BluPhoenix]

lets say you punch j so hard

[DrRumack]

say i punched my computer so hard it turned into a brick

[Orangebeef]

use the search bar n00b

[sev]

say i punched my computer so hard it turned into a breck

fix

[DrRumack]

the world has enough brecks thank u