lets say theres a movie being made about TBA

[Shida]

What would actually happen in this movie?

[FunnyDog]

me and rtil go on an adventure i am the dog sidekick

[Shida]

hell yes we could market it and sell FunnyDog plushies
i like this already $$$_$$$

[FunnyDog]

hey me too

[Kooh]

you must save world from the germans who have cooked up a plan to cook the world in salsa
please keep in mind that this will allow for 3 musical numbers and you must include "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha on the soundtrack

[cipher]

Planet Vocaloid has been taken over by Kim Jong-Il and it is up to rtil and Jim Raynor to go and save the day

[rtil]

anigen in hentai high 2: the mangas

[dilly]

everyone turns into cat girls

[BloodyCheery]

We all talk about dicks and farts and then go on a banning spree. The End.

[BluPhoenix]

darkeon in hentai high 2: the mangas

yes

wait what why is that wordfilter still there

[jjjjjjjjjj]

i would regain moderator status and things get  craaaaaaaazy

[BloodyCheery]

^
The climax

[CoolDrMoney]

I am the best member

[DrRumack]

a fight starts about toilet paper brands and tears the tba family apart

[BloodyCheery]

MARRIED WITH THEBACKALLEYS
Starring
Sash
Bug
Billy
and dilly

[Shida]

you must save world from the germans who have cooked up a plan to cook the world in salsa
please keep in mind that this will allow for 3 musical numbers and you must include "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha on the soundtrack

I'm willing to do this.



I personally think it'd be the crazy events that unfold when everyone from tba finally manages to get their butt to comic con
i.e. one person will go missing and the entire movie is spent looking for them while believing they're in trouble, when actually they just got sick of some dumb argument we had at the beginning of the movie and decided to go around the con alone :]

[redmongoose]

It would start with a group of people all in a cottage, sitting around and telling silly jokes while constantly trying to trick each other for no reason until they eventually run out of things to joke about or trick each other with.  Then they would venture outside to start searching for more things to discuss within nearby murky waters without the proper sense or tools to recognize what is good and what is bad instead only choosing to isolate the things they believe will be more funny or cryptic than what anyone else in the cottage could find.  This process would continue for a while with wild abandon as the things collected became more and more outrageous or mysterious to the point of almost being completely nonsensical as the murky waters became less and less plentiful of funny or cryptic things.  When the last cryptic thing is fished out of the murky waters and used to trick the people, they will all instantly forget the entirety of everything they had learned from sharing other things with each other believing that all of it must have only been a dream and feeling left with an impartial and empty sense of confused paranoia from the desperate drive to grasp onto the feelings they had before emptying the murky waters.
In a desperate fit, they walk to a nearby city, hurt from shattered feelings and driven by feral madness with intention to express their brooding emotions by finding a deserted alleyway to perform a snappy musical number to a complete stranger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fStWJloNsuY
After that the screen would fade to black and the credits would roll in silence.

[CoolDrMoney]

It would start with a group of people all in a cottage, sitting around and telling silly jokes while constantly trying to trick each other for no reason until they eventually run out of things to joke about or trick each other with.  Then they would venture outside to start searching for more things to discuss within nearby murky waters without the proper sense or tools to recognize what is good and what is bad instead only choosing to isolate the things they believe will be more funny or cryptic than what anyone else in the cottage could find.  This process would continue for a while with wild abandon as the things collected became more and more outrageous or mysterious to the point of almost being completely nonsensical as the murky waters became less and less plentiful of funny or cryptic things.  When the last cryptic thing is fished out of the murky waters and used to trick the people, they will all instantly forget the entirety of everything they had learned from sharing other things with each other believing that all of it must have only been a dream and feeling left with an impartial and empty sense of confused paranoia from the desperate drive to grasp onto the feelings they had before emptying the murky waters.
In a desperate fit, they walk to a nearby city, hurt from shattered feelings and driven by feral madness with intention to express their brooding emotions by finding a deserted alleyway to perform a snappy musical number to a complete stranger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fStWJloNsuY
After that the screen would fade to black and the credits would roll in silence.

I read this in the voice of that guy that narrates "Fire Coming Out of a Monkey's Head".

[billy]

opening scene: cooldrmoney takes a squat down and squeezes out a big hot one on my chest

i rub it around before makin a man sandwich... or manwich if you will, with rtil, cdm's shit between us

next lenko starts throwing up directly into dilly's butt


blah blah blah

the aristocrats

[Abnormal]

i would regain moderator status and things get  craaaaaaaazy

i'm imagining this like akira