Life Advice thread

[spite]

don't put Twinkies on your pizza

[creamcorn]

don't put liquid dish soap in the dishwasher

[Ashington]

Don't preheat the pan too long when you're going to cook rice in it.

[CoolDrMoney]

dont poop

[fatbadger]

If life has you down and things are not going your way, maybe you should drown yourself in a pool.

[Kooh]

It's better to sleep early and try in the morning than to finish it at 3:00am

[rtil]

someday you will die

[BloodyCheery]

Don't stick it in your pooper

[Blordow]

fuck the government

[spite]

if you ever get in a fight, body shots (ribs, liver, solar plexus) do more damage and hurt more than if hit in the face.

buy your books and comics used from amazon so save lots-o-cash

spray butter fucking sucks

don't piss in the wind

[jjjjjjjjjj]

smoke weed everyday

[billy]

don't mix coffee and mashed potatoes

don't soak your contact lenses in ginger ale

don't get pepper on your dic

[dilly]

always leave a note

[cipher]

Live free or don't

[Shida]

never drink a glass of wine before catching the last train of the day

[DrRumack]

it's very attractive to choke to death

[BluPhoenix]

if you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles

[99]

give advice, take none.

[billy]

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

that's how you remember north, east, south west

[Shida]

Pluto isn't a planet anymore. My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming
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