[canned] COLLAB: 2012

[99]

There is no punchline. It's just what I would have done if I was faced with an unstoppable demise.

[psi43]

I wanna join in too!

I can offer voice and any audio mixing.

i would gladly accept some help with that!

here's my idea, or what i've got so far, it will probably change a bit

2012 comes along and everyone on earth finds themselves in a huge room with god infront of them and a whiteboard behind god. God tries to sort out who's gonna go to heaven, who's gonna go to hell and who's just gonna stay in limbo for eternity. Then he realizes that there are way too many humans and bitches about the reproduction rate of our race, he says "fuck it" and everything goes back to normal.

thats just the very basic outline, of course, i will make it more interesting than that.

edit:
here's what i had in mind
i want to make a short about everyone being in heaven with god infront of them and god is trying to sort out people who go to hell and those who go to heaven
then there will be stuff like "Would i go to hell if i had sex with an infant?" "Yes" "But what if i was forced to do that by someone who said he would kill the infant and then me?" "Then you were forced to do so and go to heaven" "but what if i.. enjoyed it?" "hell"
in the course of the short, god will send every person who had something to do with abortion to hell and towards the end, decides that there are too many people to judge and just uses that flashlight thing from man in black and returns everyone back to earth. God is really really upset about humanities reproduction rate. At the end of the flash it says "one year later" and you see god watching the news on his TV and the news anchor says something like "ever since the incident last year that made every person on earth who had something to do with abortions disappear, and us deciding that we won't allow abortions anymore, the birth rate on earth has trippled" and then god just flipping the shit

it'll be kinda long but there won't be too much animation and not too good art, so i can get it done.

[Blordow]

sounds good man! looking forward to seeing it.

one of my parts will consist of a bunch of gang members ganging up on a young boy, demanding he hand over money otherwise he will get his ass beat, but the boy has no money so the gang have no choice but to pummel him. but the 2012 mass awakening event strikes and all of a sudden the boy realises it's all in his head and he can literally do whatever he wants without being afraid anymore AND that's all i am going to say for now cause i don't want to really spoil it all

sorta a rough idea

[BluPhoenix]

i thought about the story to mine a bit more:

an intense firefight takes place in the middle of an abandoned chicago- the main character does his best to avoid enemies and kills a couple of the remnant enemies as the troops are dwindled down to just 2 people- he and the enemy, and the enemy fires a single round at the main character. time slows down as the enemy's bullet grows closer and closer to his skull- he knows he's done for. while the bullet approaches, he looks back on what happened in the previous year that led to humankind's demise

2 supercomputers developed to become the ultimate chess machine had challenged each other, the 2 computers were renamed in each country to counter their opponent- Korea's g0D and Japan's D3v1L. The supercomputers made a strain of consistent stalemates, and soon, the bots grew smart enough. They were through being the pawns of a bigger game- they took control over individual countries and their information, each taking half of the world's population with them, as they combat each other to the bitter end.

"aaaaaand here we are at the bitter end. I can't help but see this as some of my own fault........I... I was the first one to actually suggest that this might happen on g0d's stupid fan forum."

screen displays message post-

"LMAO what if they took control and went all skynet on our asses rofl xD"

zooms out to a million people at their computers around the world chanting in random formation "LOL"

screen switches back to the action- bullet is almost there

"I am an idiot."

main character dies, the enemy jumps around like a typical CoD player and brags about him being the last man on earth- and dies to a martyrdom dropped by the main character

NEXT ROUND STARTS IN:

9999999999999999999999999 years

[Gerkinman]

Ive storyboarded a faux 50's sci fi movie trailer about a giant pineapple.

[DrRumack]

i wish i actually had a good idea for this

[Blordow]

Ive storyboarded a faux 50's sci fi movie trailer about a giant pineapple.

delicious

[W.A.S.I.M.]

i thought about the story to mine a bit more:

an intense firefight takes place in the middle of an abandoned chicago- the main character does his best to avoid enemies and kills a couple of the remnant enemies as the troops are dwindled down to just 2 people- he and the enemy, and the enemy fires a single round at the main character. time slows down as the enemy's bullet grows closer and closer to his skull- he knows he's done for. while the bullet approaches, he looks back on what happened in the previous year that led to humankind's demise

2 supercomputers developed to become the ultimate chess machine had challenged each other, the 2 computers were renamed in each country to counter their opponent- Korea's g0D and Japan's D3v1L. The supercomputers made a strain of consistent stalemates, and soon, the bots grew smart enough. They were through being the pawns of a bigger game- they took control over individual countries and their information, each taking half of the world's population with them, as they combat each other to the bitter end.

"aaaaaand here we are at the bitter end. I can't help but see this as some of my own fault........I... I was the first one to actually suggest that this might happen on g0d's stupid fan forum."

screen displays message post-

"LMAO what if they took control and went all skynet on our asses rofl xD"

zooms out to a million people at their computers around the world chanting in random formation "LOL"

screen switches back to the action- bullet is almost there

"I am an idiot."

main character dies, the enemy jumps around like a typical CoD player and brags about him being the last man on earth- and dies to a martyrdom dropped by the main character

NEXT ROUND STARTS IN:

9999999999999999999999999 years

didnt you said this was your first animation.... ever? it is what it is but idk if you are able to make it happen

[lenko]

^

no offense but that is ridiculously ambitious for a first flash

[psi43]

^

no offense but that is ridiculously ambitious for a first flash

if he doesn't try to do it all serious and the story delivers well he can pull it off

just give him a chance

[BluPhoenix]

its not terribly ambitious imo, especially with the time available

i was thinking i could cram that all into about 90 seconds

maybe less

[Gerkinman]

Ill be uploading some character designs tonight when I get home from work.

[Gerkinman]

And here they are.

[Blordow]

awesome you going to have voices for these guys or wha?

[Gerkinman]

awesome you going to have voices for these guys or wha?

Yeah, I will be needing voices. Its really only 2 or 3 lines all up.

[Philip K Dick]

ok the theme is officially changed to scuba diving muslims

[creamcorn]

http://www.demotix.com/news/608896/muslim-...rays-underwater

[CVG]

I have an idea for mine but I can't think of the punch line...

Basically the cartoon is montage of a ton of things getting destroyed and a huge skeleton Death splits open the clouds and rains fire down and all this chaos is going on and one dude is dodging everything, jumping over cars, using people like shields and running for his life...then gets home and makes a sigh of relief goes to his room and kisses his "---" because its still in one piece. I was going to put his anime sex doll but I'm not sure if that's a good joke...what's something else that's retarded that he could be kissing??

[Gerkinman]

His computer monitor with his facebook open.

[lenko]

cvg if you want that punchline to really work (the unexpected awful object), you should have him constantly protecting it throughout the cartoon, in a box or something so the audience wonders what it is. maybe just carrying it with him, but sometimes putting it at a higher priority than his own safety