It`s quite an embarrasing question :$

[Mad Meat]

Unlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

[DrRumack]

* COMMANDER has joined #thebackalleys
<COMMANDER> Omg OmG OMG CAN ANYBODY HELP ME PLEASE?
<flee> what is your query sir
<COMMANDER> Well I am not very comfortable to ask about that but
<COMMANDER> Since now, after ejaculating
<COMMANDER> there aren't any sperm coming out
<COMMANDER> Is it a bad thing?
<mrscriblam> it means you're doing it too much
<COMMANDER> i know :S
<mrscriblam> give it time to recharge
<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS
<COMMANDER> okay
<mrscriblam> they need to hit a rest stop
<mrscriblam> and purchase a sandwich
<mrscriblam> and a coffee
<COMMANDER> so I guess I will force myself to stop for at least a month :P
<mrscriblam> they cant stay on the road 24/7 that's silly
<mrscriblam> whoa whoa
<flee> dont stop for too long tho
<mrscriblam> a month?
<COMMANDER> a week!
<mrscriblam> how will you breath?
<flee> your body will overflow
<COMMANDER> I don't know
<mrscriblam> how will you open pickle jars?
<COMMANDER> xD
<mrscriblam> this is no laughing matter
<flee> this is a very tough predicament
<COMMANDER> Isn't fapping make you weak?
<mrscriblam> quiet the opposite
<flee> you might require intensive care and studying
<mrscriblam> masterbating in moderation can make you the village strongman
<COMMANDER> It's hard to ignore erection
<mrscriblam> put some windex on it
<flee> windex is a magical elixir
<mrscriblam> trust me nothing makes me more flacid than references to unfunny romantic comedies
<mrscriblam> and windex is the king of those
<COMMANDER> windex?
<mrscriblam> windex
<COMMANDER> really?
<mrscriblam> really
<COMMANDER> you are kidding right :P
<mrscriblam> ive never been more serious in my life
<COMMANDER> what do it do?
<mrscriblam> it removes all sexual longings and neutralizes the boner
<COMMANDER> in order to hurt dick
<mrscriblam> oh it hurts
<mrscriblam> it hurts good
<COMMANDER> I'm feeling this!
<mrscriblam> but the important thing is your semen will return to you
<Ry99an> if you love soemthing set it free...
<Ry99an> if it cums back to you
<Ry99an> it is yours
<billymonks> lmfao
<Ry99an> U_U

[lenko]

wow holy shit lmfao

[Philip K Dick]

[dilly]

don't worry about it man

i'm sure everything is fine.

[Sinitron]

go to a fucking doctor if you have a problem you queer

[sev]

lubricate the inside of your urethra with spermicide; it has sperm in the title because it makes the sperm come back!

[cipher]

put some butter on it

[Sinitron]

stick your dick in a porcupine's asshole

[Shida]

<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS

lmao oh my god

[Sinitron]

this is fake btw

[logen]

this is fake btw

oh, hi captain obvious, didn't know you were here

[Sinitron]

g2h back to the gulag hungarian scum

[psi43]

either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

[W.A.S.I.M.]

either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

[Sinitron]

either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

[Mad Meat]

either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

who said that was a bad thing except "homophobe" like you??

[Mad Meat]

oops double post

[sev]

what the fuck

[dilly]

what just happened