caption contest

billy · February 21, 2011 01:23 AM

we all tried so hard to be funny and all of us failed

funzop · February 21, 2011 02:19 AM

well to be fair there isnt a whole lot of room for creativity there

Orangebeef · February 21, 2011 02:21 AM

i referenced something really cool but no one will get it......................

Mew_User · February 21, 2011 02:38 AM

Casey Pixmintro · February 21, 2011 03:50 AM

Next runner up in the 6th Annual Anthrothon, Stardust Cotton-Tail!

MarcK · February 21, 2011 03:51 AM

the race will be mine i have the bunny hood

funzop · February 21, 2011 04:00 AM

look at my fucking name look how long it is also yeah im a slut

dinky-dau · February 21, 2011 04:23 AM

"God, my naval itches. Why'd I get this piercing done?"

funzop · February 21, 2011 04:25 AM

im only posting here again so i have another post

DrRumack · February 21, 2011 05:03 AM

ill suck your cock for a thousand dollars

CVG · February 21, 2011 05:37 AM

"It turns out I have a removable tongue"

BluPhoenix · February 21, 2011 03:02 PM

"crap i forgot my raccoon suit"

Sinitron · February 21, 2011 04:33 PM

Agathe pondered what she had done with and to her own life, and soon came to a conclusion which was horrifying to her, yet also compelling in ways she could not understand or describe, as her miniscule cerebral capacity was not sufficient to form sentences beyond the most rudimentary compositions. She was now, and for the rest of her life, an abomination, a travesty to plague the fair lands of Sweden - it dawned on her, finally, that her only desire in life was not something as simple as being the best at marathons, or winning a beauty contest. Instead, she merely wanted to ram dead rabbit meat up her rotten cunt and leave it to fester and bloat within her, as a perversion of pregnancy and motherhood. Silently, she withdrew to the darkest crevices of her mind, trying desperately to understand, leaving her exterior a blank, dead slate.

Ashington · February 21, 2011 07:51 PM

hooker misconstrudes clients statement of "having a good workout"

Pants, the terrible · February 22, 2011 10:14 AM

"so i tore the keyboard off my macbook..."