tba rap battle tournament

[Philip K Dick]

aww yeahhh wheres our record deal baby

[Sapphire]

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1029/721Ma5_hlgrap.mp3

i love it

[Mew_User]

I want to be dissed. I probably won't put up much of a fight, though.

[TimmyTurnersDad]

everyones a stupid bitch, lyin in their stupid ditch
but there is a man without a hitch, khawners motherfuckin RICH

they know i motherfuckin own, i aint no fuckin steppin stone
this gay shit I will not condone, come back when you are all full grown

cause i dont deal w baby shits, just too busy takin hits,
to hear some faggot on irc sayin every day deal w it

FUCK YOU ALL

[CloudEater]

TTD wins

[DrRumack]

imma end this jerk, you a lil noob i dont even have to bring the work
after this friggin' verse ill make this faggot yell: DINKLEBERG!!!!
fucking nerd,
yu aint a steppin stone, this is far from a close call, even when i end this phone
you dont get recognised for this shit, you fat gay kid
i mean seriosuly nobody even knows your last name bitch
you suck timmy turner's dad, i mean c'mon just stop
you drop really hurtful raps, srsly cause they suck

i dont give a fuck cuz im white middle class
and the oppressed niggas can kiss my pasty ass
you're the reason the white man never apologized for slavery
by the way khawner's last name is lavery

[TimmyTurnersDad]

my name is mrscriblam and im here to say,

im gay

[jjjjjjjjjj]

sick rhymes

[lenko]

Sick rhymes? Yeah they make me fuckin puke
Gotta go to the docs cuz now I can't chew
Dese raps are so gay I threw up in my mouth,
I can taste some carrots and a couple of sprouts

[lenko]

No homo? Heh, that's a surprise
Cuz you just been wipin cum from your eyes
Get out of my face, I don't need your raps
Especially with so many boys on your lap

[DrRumack]

dope, 'cause now i'll earn myself anohter useless victory
these punches will hit you so hard, it'll leave you a massive injury
but ey man check this out.....
i got nothing to do with the american history, listen to me
you need to get your facts straight,
everybody knows your rap's played
even khawner said it, you act gay.
doesn't suprise me
'cause the crew you run with, suck dick
and are full of fags...ashtray

american history x was great
cuz it describes race relations in the past and as of late
but my favorite part was when the bitch got stomped
cuz that scene was more solid than the curb he chomped
but my point here is your a bitch so eat pavement
your lyrics are as clever as that's so raven
remember that scene where the dad gets a pizza?
yea me neither because it sucks and so do you so seeya

you're*

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

well i'm mc zekey
and i'm here to say
that doin drugs
is not ok
look both ways
before you cross the street
say please and thanks
and keep your room neat
respect your parents
and stay in school
dont hurt others
and obey the rules
dont be a class clown
dont be a jerk
dont copy that floppy
always finish your work
dont blame others
when you're to blame
be generous
dont call others names
these are the rules i lay
to help you go
put your hands in the air
and say hooooooooooo
heyyyyyyyyyyyy
hoooooooooooo
heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy
hooooooooooooo
word.

Here's the original recording of this rap from back when we released it in 1989 on VHS.
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/562/465c9J_Darapbattle.mp3

[FlamingoPudding]

I hate your face and you smell like poop
hununu nu nanana bie bie blablabla shoep

[DrRumack]

zekey beats us all to death with his large rapping ability

[psi43]

dont copy that floppy

lmfao

[lenko]

im bored this afternoon so i rapped mine

i didnt do it in my native accent because that shit just sounds wrong

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/979/060De_super%20rap.mp3

[Sapphire]

^white boy

you sound like a jew

[Flash]

i made this shit while waiting for lunch
it's a two-track wonder cuz my b-box packs punch
just one take cuz i was really fuckin tired
sad story the lunch i just had was expired

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/954/172Py9_Output%201-2.mp3

yo here i am flash workin' the groove
bringin da cash stash in a dash move
woah! look at the hoes that the moolah bring
they gonna suck on my flows, my juice and my sting

never say never and never say nigger
if you're white as i am taboos dont get bigger
try not to behave like a punk-ass wigger
like the fellas in this poor rap battle, no vigor

going thru my life, imagine my surprise
everybody dissin' like the dissers be the wise
now i ain't got nothin' on some suburban prick
at least not when it comes to who sucks more dick

i ain't got no microphone that can be said to be decent
all i have for this shit is my brazilian accent
so when it comes to the debate of who's weaker
remember you got owned by a non-native speaker

knock knock who's there
a faggot
a faggot who
a faggot all of you

chillin' in my room just waiting for lunch
planning for delivery of a straight e-punch
BAM! you heard this bitch? so did my mother
i suppose i could be quiet but hey why bother

livin the life, me and yo wife, workin' the jive, turn up the drive
let me remind, you faggots why, i am the king, king of the vibe.
let it be known, i got the flow, follow my steps, get to my throne
i'll let you go, then i will show, mercy in me, bullets in you.

[lenko]

No homo? Heh, that's a surprise
Cuz you just been wipin cum from your eyes
Get out of my face, I don't need your raps
Especially with so many boys on your lap

Lenko, Lego of the fact that you can't rap & ain't a G from the block.
Made ya comeback in this topic & already gets beaten from the start
This dude is Ridiculous, not even YO GOTTI COULD'VE MEANT IT.
'Bout his past rap shit I could drop personals. But honestly....NOBODY WOULD'VE GET IT
Just another nerd tryna be wild but in reality is just a senile.
Even if people paid attention...they'd still ask for refunds after they heard your freestyle, & see how
L-Zuka makes noise with his dad, and plays toys with his dad
& then this faggot tryna claim I got boys on my lap...son, ya WEIRD LIFE is a FAKE LIE
Funny how this dude said all that 2 me but he the 1 that has a QUEER EYE for the STRAIGHT GUY

i havent checked the new posts yet but ill check it out soon

yum yum yum, i'm cookin up a feast, nice
for my homies n bros, it's a treat with rice
know what it is? nigga, it's wasim stew
all sliced and diced so my friends can eat you

cuz my words have cooked and my flow has boiled,
i got the ingredients and i ain't skimpin on oil
gather round kids in my magic kitchen
add some PEPPER and this dish is bitchin

wait a second - PTOOIE! this food! it's crap!
i forgot wasim tasted as good as his rap

[lenko]

lmao, awesome