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Started by BloodyCheery, January 10, 2011 05:51 PM

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BluPhoenix

Quote from: slacki've been wearing glasses since i was 4 years old, i still remember the moment i told my father that my eyes always hurted

i don't like the way it feels when i take them off, it makes my eyes feel vulnerable
pizza windshield
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

slack

yes actually it has blocked my eyes from pizzasauce more than once

Greenkitten

Quote from: DrRumacki like my glasses
Me too, I still wear them even though I don't need to.




DrRumack

i dont really need to wear mine all the time im just nearsighted really

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BloodyCheery

Well I just had my implant surgery done and so far it was a success. Not so much important as my eye surgery, but it's still beneficial for me. Feeling a lil' woozy and stuff and I can't do anything that could worsen the healing process on my arm. Unfortunately, I'm left handed, so I gotta give my arm a bit of a break. The needle was fucking big, guys. Fuck.  
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BluPhoenix

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[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

BloodyCheery

Hahaha that made my day.
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Casey Pixmintro

lmao

good luck btw bc
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slack

i liked that post

thank you