Toast

Started by Mr.Temeraki, January 2, 2011 01:57 AM

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Mr.Temeraki

QuoteYes. Toast. Slices of bread that have received controlled burning.

Well, I would like to know. Do you like toast, or not!?!

If not. WHY NOT?!

If you do like toast. HOW much do you like it? How burnt do you like it? What do you like on it? Do you like the crust on it?
Do you find bread that is nearly stale is improved by toasting? What other things do you think would be improved by toasting? What kind of bread do you usually toast?

So, ask yourself some questions. If you don't like asking yourself questions, pretend I am asking them.

For example, if I was to ask:
<Temeraki> Can you tell me if you like toast?

You, as Ray did, might respond:
<Ray> mmm.... well in fact yes i do

Then I might continue to ask you more questions:
<Temeraki> How burnt do you like it?
<Temeraki> Like anything on your toast?
<Temeraki> What colour is your toast when it is 'medium burnt' ?

And you, as Ray still, respond, respectively:
<Ray> medium toasted
<Ray> mmm yes.. butter and other stuff
<Ray> like brown with a bit gold

Of course all you need to do is say your own responses, as I am not actually asking you, you are just pretending I am.

But if I ask a question like:
<Temeraki> other stuff?

And you respond, like Ray:
<Ray> yes...

This counts as a boring response, and you shouldn't include it because its boring. ^^

Okay, all that being said.

I like my toast slightly burnt. Or 'lightly toasted' as some people call it. I do find that stale bread is improved by toasting. Though when it is stale then toasted, I cut the crust off. The toast tends to remain a light brown colour with no hints of gold, though I toast with 'brown bread' or 'whole wheat' or whatever it is called. I liked toasted bread with butter. But if there was butter and peanut butter it would be also tasty. It is also good with chocolate hazelnut spread. It is also good with jam. Should there be a toast sandwich with hazelnut spread, peanut butter, jam, and honey, it would be an amazing toasted version of the d00m sandwich and that is quite lovely.

So yes. It is your turn.
I've been frightened already D:

funzop

#1
ok bamyasi

TimmyTurnersDad

nonzop put the baby picture back up right now
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Mr.Temeraki

Yeah, it said 'wtf' much better then just that 'what'
I've been frightened already D:

Mew_User

Please take it down nonzop. I'm begging you. You don't know what you're doing to me.

rtil


Mr.Temeraki

I want to know how you all like your toast, idk why you are aren't tell me. My feelings are hurting ever so slightly, like, when a feather falls from the sky and lands on some thick ice.
I've been frightened already D:

funzop


Mr.Temeraki

I've been frightened already D:

Mew_User

Quote from: nonzop
fuck it

Flan

god what is this

Mr.Temeraki

Rabid miscommunication.
I've been frightened already D:

billy


funzop

does anyone understand whats happening here

Mew_User

Quote from: nonzopdoes anyone understand whats happening here
Trolling and reverse trolling followed by trolling trolls?

TFKitFG

i like my toast with jam

strawberry jam

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nice avatar j

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