if you could be tos for a day what thread would you make

[emanhattan]

The great thing about being TOS is that I can say anything I want no matter how stupid or weird it is. That is the magic of this job!

It ocurred to me that some of you have (probably) some really bad ideas in mind.

so, if you could take my jb for a day what threads would you make?
if I was still TOS and still made bad threads, I would make some such as:

-Foods that you can make with eggs
-Your favorite pos.
-If you were a man but were fat and had boobs would you pretend you are a woman
-great ways to start your morning
-your favorite animated musical with talking animals
-funny ways to deport eman
-Is there rotten food in your fridge
-I saw an UFO once
-If you met a poor kid would you tell him about yourself


the possibilities are endless!

[99]

a thread outlining my suicide plan. complete with a countdown clock.

[lenko]

kanye west fan thread

[Mew_User]

His new album was pretty great.

[MarcK]

I'd pretend it was all intentional.

[spite]

-Foods that you can make with eggs
eggs
-Your favorite pos.
girl on her back with legs on my shoulders
-If you were a man but were fat and had boobs would you pretend you are a woman
no thats weird
-great ways to start your morning
a shower
-your favorite animated musical with talking animals
lion king
-funny ways to deport eman
lose him at comic con and he ends up getting picked up by the feds
-Is there rotten food in your fridge
probably
-I saw an UFO once
neat
-If you met a poor kid would you tell him about yourself
I am a poor kid and I had to tell to everyone about myself and listen to everyone else's life story when I hitchhiked

yeahaedfjeaefewyfbddhe

[psi43]

eman this is getting dumb

[Shida]

'what is dumb' thread

[psi43]

"i'm leaving tba forever" thread

[Crabarms]

If you could be a shoe what shoe would you be? (wait that might of been done)

eh, I have made some pretty crappy topics before. I leave tons of generic replies but I usually erase 95% of my message by being too lazy to finish them and reply with a generic comment in its place.

[Flash]

I'd pretend it was all intentional.

then take it upon myself to continue my heroic bad-topic legacy

[TimmyTurnersDad]

plotwist even this thread was intentionally terrible eman is a man ahead of his time

[CoolDrMoney]

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=10296


Also Rtil really needs to start giving us some rakeback for our poker games

[salutations]

who is your favorite tba member whose name starts with b
if you could be any color shape what would you be and why
would you rather be eaten by a bear or a shark
favorite laundry detergent
if you could be any phil collins song which would you be and why
how many pennies are in your wallet
what time of day is the best time of day to shit
what is your least favorite kind of soda

answers:
BillyMonks
Yellow Rhombus because yellow is my favorite color and rhombus is fun to say
Shark
Tide
That song from Tarzan
A fucking million
Morning
Sprite zero I mean most diet soda is gross but diet sprite is just infuckingtolerable

-Foods that you can make with eggs
meringue
-Your favorite pos.
doggiestyle
-If you were a man but were fat and had boobs would you pretend you are a woman
irrelevant
-great ways to start your morning
smoke weed everyday
-your favorite animated musical with talking animals
lion king also
-funny ways to deport eman
is there a way to make deporting eman not funny?????
-Is there rotten food in your fridge
i mean. yeah probably.
-I saw an UFO once
smoke weed every day
-If you met a poor kid would you tell him about yourself
i am poor i tell everyone about myself

[Ashington]

i would make a thread that is super edgy like dis one hur hur hur

[slack]

this

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#-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
# Name:        bademantopic
# Purpose:     returns the title and description of a random eman topic
#
# Author:      slack
#
# Created:     23/11/2010
# Copyright:   (c) slack 2010
# Licence:     <your licence>
#-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
#!/usr/bin/env python

import urllib
import urllib2
import random
import traceback

headers = { \\\'User-Agent\\\' : \\\'Mozilla/4.0\\\' }

def httpget(url,data=None):
    if data: data = urllib.urlencode(data)
    request = urllib2.Request(url,data,headers)
    opener = urllib2.build_opener()
    f = opener.open(request)
    src = f.read()
    f.close()
    return src

def badtopic():
    data=httpget(\\\'http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=19cc6d7bee62682e493cdc233f5d21ba&search_in=topics&result_type=topics&hl=\\\')
    pages=int(data.split(\\\'<span class="pagelink" id=\\\\'page-jump\\\\'>\\\')[1].split(\\\' Pages\\\')[0])
    pagenumber=random.choice(range(pages))+1
    if pagenumber==1: page=data
    else: page=httpget(\\\'http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=19cc6d7bee62682e493cdc233f5d21ba&search_in=topics&result_type=topics&hl=&st=%i\\\' % 25*(pagenumber-1))
    a = page.split(\\\'<!-- Begin Topic Entry \\\')
    b = random.choice(a)
    topic = httpget(\\\'http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=%s&hl=\\\' % b.split()[0])
    title = topic.split(\\\'THEBACKALLEYS.com :: forum :: \\\')[1].split(\\\' - the backalleys\\\')[0]
    try: subtitle = topic.split(\\\'<span class="topicdesc">\\\')[1].split(\\\'</span>\\\')[0]
    except: subtitle = None
    return title, subtitle

class IRC(BaseIRC):
    def onPubmsg(self, event):
        User, Channel, Message = event.unpack()
        try:
            if Message.lower().startswith(\\\'`eman\\\'): print >>Channel, badtopic()
        except:
            print traceback.format_exc()


yes this script actually works

this is what it does:

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[2106] <slack> `eman
[2106] <Pharazon> (\\\'invasion of the flat\\\', \\\'\n\n\nbooty bitches\n\\\')

[2108] <Pharazon> (\\\'if you could be married to an animal wich one would it be\\\', \\\'\n\n\nand why\n\\\')

[2110] <Pharazon> (\\\'what if your grandmother had superpowers\\\', \\\'\n\n\n\n\\\')

[2111] <Pharazon> (\\\'what the fuck happened to the forum im seeing all of these shite and I cant\\\', \\\'\n\n\n\n\\\')

[DrRumack]

i would make a thread about how terrified i am of the future and then proceed to post pictures of robots with missiles for fingers

then i would talk seriously about my concerns for the future after it reached 3 pages

[BloodyCheery]

How great eman's threads are

[dilly]

why there is no point to having an alter-ego on the internet

[funzop]

i would make a topic about how life is like an onion because we all have layers to ourselves and we make eachother cry all the time because that is all life is just crying and shit