Ever had any Near death experience(s)?

[psi43]

I swear this thread has been done before.

lmao yeah i think that i made that but it died after like 2 pages ffff

either way, i almost drowned in a swimming pool when i was really young and couldn't swim (duh). Some dude saved my life after i was fighting for it for like 3 minutes

[TimmyTurnersDad]

ok so i had fucked with the mafia a year ago so they sent like 6 goons after me and I was really pissed too cause i was crunk in tha club so I ran as fast as I could and jumped onto a motorcycle and there was a draw bridge and the 6 goons were right behind me so I went to FULL SPEED AND I was like oh god im dead I will never make this but I did I made it to the other side where I was greeted by goku from dragonball z who challenged me to a fist fight I won...

[billy]

once i fell off my swingset and fractured my arm. i had to get a cast. this was the closest i've ever gotten to dying

also once my car slid down an icy road at about 5mph and i couldn't stop sliding. i almost took out one of those little speed limit signs when my car stopped

[cipher]

When I was a kid I rolled down a hill in a car (by myself) that had failed to be put in park. I thought it was fun. If the car had turned a little more I would have maybe gone off a big hill though.

Interesting right?

[BluPhoenix]

there was this one time i

[Binary_2]

I kinda had a finger cast once.

[Mew_User]

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[CVG]

I've been in 3 car accidents in the passenger seat and each time my head has bashed the windshield and cracked it into that circle pattern. You'd think after the first time that happened I'd wear a fucking seat belt but nope, it took the 3rd one where I actually blacked out for 5 mins to teach me. What's kind of funny about this is that from exams, my head has now built a thicker layer of bone over my skull. So I could head-butt a person and easily kill them now.


Also, I was at a horrible cheap carnie fair and rode on this, and when it stopped at the top, the cage door that keeps you locked in, popped opened on my cart segment. The only reason I didn't fall out was because I stuck my feet under a metal pipe and was free hanging there for 1 minute before they got the ride to swerve back down and I clung to the sides for dear life:

[psi43]

i just noticed the topic says "eved"

[rtil]

Also, I was at a horrible cheap carnie fair and rode on this, and when it stopped at the top, the cage door that keeps you locked in, popped opened on my cart segment. The only reason I didn't fall out was because I stuck my feet under a metal pipe and was free hanging there for 1 minute before they got the ride to swerve back down and I clung to the sides for dear life:

that is fucking scary

and to address the topic title, no

[shura]

wow cvg jesus.

i guess i'll elaborate on the drowning thing. i was at the beach in puerto rico and me and my friends went swimming even tho the beach had a red flag warning (meaning that the waves were really strong that day).
we went because my friend jen wanted to teach me to surf. anyway i get in the water and i get swept under by a really big wave and carried really far out to sea. i was extremely far from the shore and i was trying to swim back, but the currents were so strong it kept pushing me farther out. by this point i was so exhausted i could barely swim anymore and then out of the blue i get rescued by a group of people fucking kayaking.

another time i almost drowned, i was at the same damn beach with the same damn red flag warning. i go swimming and the current pulls me towards an extremely rocky area and starts pushing me towards the rocks. the waves were really strong and if the waves had crashed me against the rocks i would have splattered. i got saved by my friends who swam out to save me. im such a fucking gringo this shit happened to me all the time

and people in puerto rico cant drive so every time i crossed the street was a life or death situation

[Sapphire]

Oh God, CVG you reminded me of something.

I remember going to Six Flags for the first time around the age of 8 (weakling here) with my mom and cousins.  My mom wanted to ride the Batman and Robin rollercoaster with me, so we did.

- Height? Approved.
- Seat? Get.
- Seatbelt on. Check.
- Handle bar that's supposed to actually keep me locked in so I don't go flying off? Wait... hold on--

And the ride began. I started struggling to get the damn thing to lock in but it wouldn't (in other words I couldn't pull it down over my head--it wouldn't budge). We were already outside the building so I started yelling at my mom (people were screaming and we were so fucking high up in the air) to tell her that I couldn't get the handle bar over my head. She looked over at me and started screaming. She took out one of her arms and use it to push me against the seat so I wouldn't fall off. I, on the other hand, was grasping on to the part of the bar I could hold on to until the ride was over.

I was totally freaking out during the loops. Especially the ones that turn you upside-down:



Anyway, the ride finally stopped and my mom hugged me cuz I was crying like a lil baby bitch. Then she proceeded to yell at the people who were in charge of controlling the ride. I don't remember much after that, but I stopped going to theme parks for a good 7 years after that.

[billy]

This thread is making me feel so worried for all of you.

[CoolDrMoney]

heh Im the cause for threads like these cuz bitch bois don kno when 2 shutup

[Mew_User]

This thread is making me feel so worried for all of you.

Also, when you get caught in a riptide, you're supposed to swim parallel to shore until you don't feel the current dragging you out anymore.

[GhostingFish]

I almost got hit by a car last summer. I was jogging across the street and this car driving at like 40 mph cutme off.

When I was 4, I had a hand-crafted wood car. It was a fun and cool toy for a 4 year-old. So the one night, I brought it to bed with me. When I was laying down with the car over my head, one of the plastic pegs holding in the weel came out and fell in my throat. I was choaking for like two mins. and my mom didn't know what to do. Then it came out.



I just got this feeling on how great it is to be alive. 13 years could be non-existent if I were to have died that littlt 4 year-old with his favorite car.

[BluPhoenix]

god forbid a world without terry

[creamcorn]

god forbid a world without terry

thats just really rude

[BluPhoenix]

god forbid a world without terry

thats just really rude

i was being sincere, man

don't assume these kinds of things sheesh

everybody knows i love terry

oh boy OH BOY heRE iT CoMEESS

[TimmyTurnersDad]

this sarcasm is just so brilliant.....

(yeah I know whats up owned)