Ever had any Near death experience(s)?

[emanhattan]

Have any of you ever been in a legitimatelly dangerous situation?

I have actually lived a pretty safe life Idk I havent even broken any bones/been very phisically wounded in my entire life.
I have however been mugged and had guns pointed at me, But in that ocassion I just had my shoes and about 20 bucks stolen.

I think the only time Ive tought "Fuck im so dead" was a night 2 years ago, I was with my friends in a club and some jerk grabbed stuff from OUR table. We called him out on it and it turned out he was the son of a Narco and he came to the club with his HUGE ASS bodyguards, on top of having a hidden gun wich he used to taunt me and my cousin. They took us out of the place into an alley where they beated the shit out of one of my friends, ripped off my shirt and then left. It fuckin sucked! Ill never forget that night.

Ive also been part of fights involving broken bottles knives chairs and in one ocassion, Pyrotechnics! btw I think using items in a fistfight is gay

In a different ocassion, me and my friend went to a party in a "hidden" ranch. On the way back he lost control of his car during a very heavy rain and we almost slide into a HUGE fall

[CoolDrMoney]

Yea I just had one right now

Almost died from boredom reading ths sht!

[emanhattan]

Sonic tell us about that time when robotnik sucked your dik

[CoolDrMoney]

too fast 4 the naked eye

[slack]

Yea I just had one right now

Almost died from boredom reading ths sht!

[emanhattan]

I think this is the first time Ive ever made a shit topic unintentionally

[billy]

eman if you're going to live in a dangerous country you gotta pack heat

[Gregly]

Back when I was seven(?) my family took a trip to Spain. On the way to one destination my parents stopped by a river to look at the map. My sister and I went down to the river, which was at the bottom of this incline so that my parents wouldn't see us where the path let out. The river was low because it was the middle of summer; I tried making it out to the water and got stuck in the mud! Of course, being a stupid child I thrashed around so that I got sucked in deeper. I sent my sister back up the hill to get my parents.

Before my sister could make it to the top of the hill, a fire truck pulled up out of nowhere with all it's lights going and all these guys ran down to where I was. I was really lucky, and they just happened to be driving by right while I was stuck. They threw me a rope and got me out after about half an hour (I think)

tl;dr I was stuck in mud, they pulled me out and I lost my shoes.

[MarcK]

when i was a wee lad my dad, bro and I went to my bro's baseball game. I wanted to play in the park next to the baseball fields because i was a little faggot shit and my dad said "no you faggot shit you can do it later". What I heard in my stupid mind was "okay marc go on and play. okay so im gonna drive now OH SHIT MY SON IS UNDER THE FUCKING CAR HOW DID THAT FUCKING HAPPEN!!!"

apparently I stepped out of the car as the car started moving, so one foot was on moving ground and one foot was in the car. I dont remember it exactly how it panned out but my dad said it made me somehow go under the tire. The tire pinched the part of my torseo right beneath my ribcage. The doctor said "glenn had your son not screamed his girly ass off like a faggot shit the moment he got pnched you wouldn't have stopped the car, and if you moved 2 more centimeters it wouldve hit some organs which easily couldve killed him"

Mostly what i remember of the whole situation was dropping my brother off (view from the back seat), being on the ground as my bro and his baseball team looked down at me while my dad was getting an ambulance, and the ambulance lady being really gay and unhelpful giving me a patchy teddy bear to make the intense pain go away. Then i remember having a lot of difficulty walking afterward

tl;dr i was a huge fucking idiot when i was a kid.

[shura]

i've nearly drowned and/or gotten hit by cars like 20 times
got stung by a shitton of bees once

[creamcorn]

I think this is the first time Ive ever made a shit topic unintentionally

lmao he was doing it on purpose all along holy shit!!!

[MarcK]

i've nearly drowned and/or gotten hit by cars like 20 times
got stung by a shitton of bees once

you once got drowned AND hit by a car???

[Ashington]

I nearly choked to death on some bubblegum as a little kid, i fell off some high stairs onto some bricks and cracked my skull open a couple of years later  (the doctors said if i had fallen from any higher i'd prolly have died/gotten severe brain damage), i almost fell off a cliff whilst absailing oh and some drunk stranger tried to beat me to death outside of a pub a couple of years back.

[dilly]

One time I got really high and rode a dog into work

[spite]

I had double pneumonia pretty bad once as a kid.  I don't think it would have killed me but it fucked up my ribs a bit.
Thats all I can really say uh...
as a baby my dad once dropped me, fell on top of me and we rolled down some stairs but it was pretty much like nothing happened cause I was OK!

My little brother was recently in a car wreck where he and his girl friend survived with literally no injuries. Which is a fucking miracle since they were going about 70 mph on the highway, did some rolls, hit a tree and caught on fire.  Here's the car afterward

Now thats pretty damn crazy.  The only scratch was a cut foot when my brothers girl friend and to kick out a window.

[shura]

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you once got drowned AND hit by a car???

yes

[spite]

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you once got drowned AND hit by a car???

yes

I don't doubt this

[emanhattan]

Holy fuck spite

[99]

I swear this thread has been done before.

[Ashington]

There was but in a weird twist of fate it was killed.