How many cups are at your desk right now?

Started by spite, November 10, 2010 11:22 PM

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SHADOWFOX2

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then again, sorry for that question

BluPhoenix

half-empty 2-liter of mountain dew and a bottle of smartwater
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Crabarms

4 bottles of mountain dew and a can. 1 cup.

Ashington

<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
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<@CVG> :D

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Necronomitr0n

Quote from: jjjjjjjjjj1 and its my water bottle
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

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<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Shida

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<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
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funzop

a thing of juice and an aempty bottle of rootbeer and an empty vitamin water

slack


spite

lmao you just throw them on the floor?

slack


MarcK

1 for water 1 for paper cement and a swear jar

slack

i used to collect mucus in bottles

i would spit in the bottles all day

i filled two 1-gallon bottles up with mucus

mucus looks really nasty after the saliva and mucus separates

mucus actually looks very chunky and meaty

dilly

i had a bottle of mountain dew and fruit punch but tomorrow is trash day so they're gone

more will be collected throughout the week i assure you.

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum


Gregly

I just cleaned up, so just one. There's a bunch of other junk though

salutations

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