true story thread

[Ashington]

my group for our short film project this term was auditioning people from the acting department at our college for roles in our upcoming projects earlier this week and this one guy called Michael came in to audition and this is a summary of the conversation that took place.

Michael: hey, im here to audition

Us: ok do you have any prior experience at all?

Michael: no

Us: are there any particular kinds of characters/roles you can play or like to play?

Michael: not particularly...i like Hugo Weaving though

Us: would you mind doing a few scenarios for us so we can get an idea of your acting abilities? (we asked him to do arguing with a guy hitting on his girl for anger, getting kicked out of his house for sadness and winning the lottery for happiness)

Michael: I've not been in these scenarios before i dont feel comfortable doing them

Us: So you're not going to act them for us?

Michael: no

Us: ok, bye

Michael: bye

*michael leaves and we are mad at having our time wasted*

I swear people who do courses involving acting are meant to be able to....you know...act?

[slack]

immaculate story bro

[Binary_2]

Needs more punchline.