true story thread

[jebxz]

once i took the time to put a picture of franz kafka in my signature in an attempt to appear 'academic' so that the people of thebackalleys.com will know what a pretentious chode I really am! True story!!

[Fuzz]

i just removed all the backalleys members i could find from my facebook, true story!

But you failed to remove them all

[Philip K Dick]

i just removed all the backalleys members i could find from my facebook, true story!

But you failed to remove them all

yeah dont worry ill get you all eventually

[lenko]

my last university dorm's window faced a pathway and one day i opened the curtains after sleeping with nothing on and some of the chicks on campus saw my dangler

[DrRumack]

my last university dorm's window faced a pathway and one day i opened the curtains after sleeping with nothing on and some of the chicks on campus saw my dangler

...were they impressed?

[Phoenix In Flames]

The crazy guy downtown was arguing with a tree today.  

[Necronomitr0n]

today i saw a woman who literally had facial hair

[tmk]

I have an aunt that occasionally has some stubble on her chin

[Casey Pixmintro]

that's half the women in my hometown, plus stache hair :I

[Sapphire]

Once, I very carefully painted a black ant with red paint and put him back in the colony and the rest of them freaked out and refused to talk to him (they would spaz if he tried to tap antennas to communicate). Then they called a huge guard ant to kick him out of the hole, and when he tried to go back in, the group attacked him and tore his body limb from limb into tiny pieces.

Today I watched a guy get fired for starting a fire in the kitchen at our cafe.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGoBLFa-ixk

[funzop]

i had a teacher who measured our homeworks aka we had to write 8 inches of text or whatever but he wouldnt actually look at what we wrote so i wrote 8 inches on the history of pigs and got a perfect grade
another time me and my friend decided it would be a swell idea to sneak in a bad word on the senior tshirt cuz we were designing it
oh how young i was

[Phoenix In Flames]

I saw 5 UFO's in one night last July.

[zhicago]

terry

[retrosmash]

oneg time i €

[DrRumack]

one time i got really high and rode a dog to work and when i got there everyone was like hey dude you rode a dog to work and i was like haha what

[spite]

I once skipped school for 4 weeks and then made up everything I missed on the day I came back.  Teachers were sick of me and were just like "If you fill out this packet, I'll excuse you from the rest."

after climbing halfway up a 400ft crane, me and friend had to race back down and run because of a cop.  We got away because he couldn't hop a fence.

In gym class I used to climb this pole to the ceiling and then hang from the rafters.  People would be like "WHAAT ARE YOU DOOING!?!" and it made me laugh.

[lenko]

when queuing for tickets to a music festival some tramps started arguing and ended up fighting each other for 20 minutes

[Fuzz]

So anyway, we open the panda crate, and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing was dead. Upchucked its bamboo. True story.

[emanhattan]

In gym class I used to climb this pole to the ceiling and then hang from the rafters.  People would be like "WHAAT ARE YOU DOOING!?!" and it made me laugh.

so you climbed that pole in san diego just 2 troll us u little shyt?