final fantasy starcraft

[ropesnake]

imagine if sephriroth was a playable unit

[logen]

[BloodyCheery]

Pfft screw that white haired bitch. I'd rather play as Kefka.

[Philip K Dick]

fuck yes

[DrRumack]

i heard that in starcraft 3 you can finally play as a chocobo

[shura]

omg

[spite]

I've never played anyone of thess gaaaaaaaaaaaaames

[Crabarms]

solid snake is endgame boss.

[Philip K Dick]

my review of this thread: 1/10 for being overwhelmingly disappointing and lame. "For me," says Eman, lead threadman of the crack alleys, "it was an honest failure. It starts out with a concept. Fresh, new and exciting, but simply fails to deliver."

Overall, this thread deserved 1.3/10 yellow circles. Why yellow circles. Fuck you, that's why. Motherfucker. Yo, this one time, yo, I fucking like smoked this weed yo... yeah I would rate it about a 6
FUCK YOU

[psi43]

remember back when bug was cool?

good times

[billy]

shut up

[Necronomitr0n]

fantasycraft

Let me introduce myself. I am the president and founder of the Anti Bug Association. In the text that follows, I will explain why stopping Bug is fundamental to the survival of our society. Here\\\'s a quick review: Bug has done inestimable damage to everything around him. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that if Bug can\\\'t be reasoned out of his prejudices, he must be laughed out of them. If Bug can\\\'t be argued out of his selfishness, he must be shamed out of it.

Bug says that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician\\\'s magic hat. That\\\'s a stupid thing to say. It\\\'s like saying that we can stop Marxism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for bad-tempered, inane poltroons. I won\\\'t lie to you; by writing this letter, I am obviously sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Bug will retaliate against me. He\\\'ll most likely try to force me to swallow whatever he dishes out although another possibility is that he claims that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. I contend that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves although I should add that Bug says that we can trust him not to push all of us to the brink of insanity. Hey, Bug, how about telling us the truth for once?

One wonders how Bug can complain about pestiferous, bleeding-heart carpetbaggers given that his own objectives also aim to fill our children\\\'s minds with power-hungry and debasing superstitions. Well, Bug, we\\\'re all getting a little tired of you and your kind messing up the world and then refusing to accept responsibility for what you\\\'ve done. We\\\'re fed up. And the day is coming when you\\\'ll be held accountable for your illiterate assertions. His secret police profess that his opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality. This is precisely the non-equation that Bug is trying to patch together. What he\\\'s missing, as usual, is that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Bug and his brethren, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that Bug\\\'s criticisms of my letters have never successfully disproved a single fact I ever presented. Instead, his criticisms are based solely on his emotions and gut reactions. Well, I refuse to get caught up in Bug\\\'s "I think ... I believe ... I feel" game.

It is therefore reasonable to infer that seeing Bug succeed at doing everything possible to keep lecherous pipsqueaks unreasonable and detestable has left me with a number of unanswered questions—questions such as "How can he quote me out of context and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result?" Even though he presents a public face that avoids overt diabolism, almost every day, he outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It\\\'s indeed breathtaking to watch him. Bug has delivered exactly the opposite of what he had previously promised us. Most notably, his vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Bug\\\'s vows of equality did little more than convince people that heathenism is both a belief system and a material, institutional reality. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how one of the goals of solecism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Bug admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Bug\\\'s own mediocrity can flourish.

If one accepts the framework I\\\'ve laid out here, it follows that I want to unify our community. Bug, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. We must educate the public on a range of issues. Only then can a society free of his predaceous, condescending litanies blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that he attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous "meanings" to ordinary personality characteristics. For example, if you\\\'re shy, Bug calls you "fearful and withdrawn". If, instead, you\\\'re the outgoing and active type, he says you\\\'re "acting out due to trauma". Why does Bug say such things? We must indisputably ask ourselves questions like that before it\\\'s too late, before Bug gets the opportunity to glorify egocentric, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities. As this letter draws to a close, I want to challenge you, the reader, to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into vandalism. That\\\'s what I intend to do until my last breath.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[shura]

somebody write a script about this post

"bug you are not cool enough for tba" said psi smugly as he shoved wieners and sauerkraut into his mouth, swallowing them whole.

"i used to be cool once" said bug nostalgically as he used his sephiroth to summon supernova on an army of zergs or whatever idk

"yeah i remember when you were cool, those were good times" said psi as he voraciously swallowed 20 whole wieners at once

"careful if you eat too many wieners you might turn into a big wiener" said bug sternly and with a twinge of concern

"heh i am 2 cool to turn into a wien-"

but then all of a sudden psi fell to the floor; covered in sauerkraut and writhing in pain, his body began to grow into a big fat sausage.

"i'll save you" cried bug as he reached into his pocket and pulled out the phoenix down he kept in there for emergencies

but it was too late.....

FIN

[jjjjjjjjjj]

ahhhhahah

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

lmfaaaooooo

[emanhattan]

Once upon a time there were three little psis and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

The third little pig built his house out of dicks.


"Let me in ,Let me in little psi or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little psi. But the bug blew that house in too, and ate the second little psi.

The bug then came to the house of bricks.

" Let me in , let me in" cried the bug

"Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the psis.

Well, the bug huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick house.

But bug was a sly old wolf and he climbed up on the roof to look for a way into the brick house.

[CoolDrMoney]

[psi43]

somebody write a script about this post

"bug you are not cool enough for tba" said psi smugly as he shoved wieners and sauerkraut into his mouth, swallowing them whole.

"i used to be cool once" said bug nostalgically as he used his sephiroth to summon supernova on an army of zergs or whatever idk

"yeah i remember when you were cool, those were good times" said psi as he voraciously swallowed 20 whole wieners at once

"careful if you eat too many wieners you might turn into a big wiener" said bug sternly and with a twinge of concern

"heh i am 2 cool to turn into a wien-"

but then all of a sudden psi fell to the floor; covered in sauerkraut and writhing in pain, his body began to grow into a big fat sausage.

"i'll save you" cried bug as he reached into his pocket and pulled out the phoenix down he kept in there for emergencies

but it was too late.....

FIN