TBA fanfiction

[CoolDrMoney]

here it comes


The Sonic The Hedgehog Prince

Rtil was walking through an upset meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a violent little sonic the hedgehog lying under a tree.

Rtil skipped over to see the dear thing and was ambiguous to find that he was hurt! A tablet pen had pierced his aroused little chest and he whimpered creatively with the pain.

"My agile little friend," Rtil said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the tablet pen, as gently as he could. The sonic the hedgehog cried out and Rtil\\\'s heart ached, like a shock; pain only for an instance but enough to make you notice.. "You\\\'ll be all right," Rtil whispered. "I\\\'ll take care of you. I\\\'ll call you JSeed and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping JSeed up in his arms, Rtil carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Rtil nursed JSeed, cleaning his chest and feeding him Moderator-brand sonic the hedgehog chow.

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[Necronomitr0n]

someone get this noob off the satge

[tmk]

you need to flesh out your characters

[CoolDrMoney]

I would just like to say that you are all very fortunate that I cannot post the rest because its giving me some 403 error

but I can tell you, its a doozy

also

http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

[MarcK]

fuck you guys i thought this was hilarious

[funzop]

Erotic Love

Cooldrmoney finished packing. Ever since Rtil, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Cooldrmoney had been tan.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kissed him, all was cool. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going when you were to become an orange tree.

Just then, there was a sweet-ass knock at the door. Cooldrmoney opened it and stood there happily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his sinuses.

When Cooldrmoney came to, Rtil was holding his leg and looking lame. "My love," Rtil said quickly, "I'm sorry for the friendly shock. I've been shipwrecked on a long island for the last ten years, living like a fish that spews fish fun all over me and my genitals, you are one with the world. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my gland in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Cooldrmoney could hardly believe his Rtil had returned. "I will always love you, gland or no gland. Besides, you can cover it up with a dog."

They embraced gently and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was sexy.

[funzop]

well i thought it was funny

[Philip K Dick]

"Ouch!" giggled rtil as jseed held a blowtorch to his nutsack. "Stop it, that tickles! Tee-hee!"

[rtil]

lmfao

[funzop]

The Fucking Gay Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Yoshi and Mario went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Yoshi hit Mario in her head with a big stupid iceball. It hurt a lot, but Yoshi kissed it so fuckin stupidly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really gay snow man!" Yoshi said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Mario said. "That would be more mad gay and politically correct."

"I know," Yoshi said. "We can make a snow Luigi. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up raunchy and made a rockin' snow Luigi. Yoshi put on a sonic for the dick. The Luigi was almost as big as Mario.

"It looks shitty," Yoshi said furiously. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Mario said and held up a yellow horse. "I found this in a friendly whale's stomach." She put the horse onto the Luigi's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Luigi, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a playa do.

Mario screamed smartly and ran but the snow Luigi chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Luigi rubbed her horny.

"Nobody does that to my little Erotic Beetle," Yoshi screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Luigi through the anus. It fell down and Yoshi kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Mario said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The horse lay in the yard until a fuckin sweet child picked it up and took it home.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

"Ouch!" giggled rtil as jseed held a blowtorch to his nutsack. "Stop it, that tickles! Tee-hee!"

hahaha

[slack]

nonzop i forgot that you were funny sometimes

[aether]

A Syringe Gun In Time

On a bulbous and h4wt morning, The Heavy sat on the bridge. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His sphincter ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect The Medic to love someone with a bangin' fetus arms?

Attracively, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a square pot-bellied Bone Saw, all on a summer's day. I wish my The Medic would crit for mondo damage me, in his own smoothly way..."

"Do you?" The Medic sat down beside The Heavy and put his hand on The Heavy's foreskin. "I think that could be arranged."

The Heavy gasped huskily. "But what about my bangin' fetus arms?"

"I like it," The Medic said ~desu-ily. "I think it's clean-cut."

They came together and their kiss was like the server was in noclip mode..

"I love you," The Heavy said gayly.

"I love you too," The Medic replied and coughed him.

They bought a Spy, moved in together, and lived -chan-ily ever after.



eh.

[funzop]

hey slack why the backhanded compliment bro hey man i havent been here in a little while really and youre being quite rude man hey man

[Khawner_]

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. SpaceJam strode along the path, making for SpaceJam Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the SpaceJam SpaceJam, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard SpaceJam.

[Binary_2]

Jam

[Mew_User]

Hungrily Tripping

Hermione tripped along fiendishly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Beyonce, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see an otter hopping along, carrying a trainer-bra in its mouth.

Hermione was almost in the moonlight when she came across a fair-weathered cake, lying alone on a randy plate. "That must be a treat from my conservative bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked liberal, so she ate it.

It gave her the most tantalizing tingling sensation in her love-handles. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Beyonce.

When Beyonce came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Hermione cried fruitfully.

"Your navel! And your intestine!" Beyonce said. "They're doe-eyed! Can't you feel it?"

Hermione felt her navel and her intestine. They were indeed quite doe-eyed. "Oh, no!" Hermione said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that fair-weathered cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Beyonce said. "I got you a garterbelt. It must have been that motherly man who lives nearby. He acts a little awkwardly, ever since he pressed a knife."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Hermione sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Beyonce said sadistically, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your navel is really pulsating like that."

"Really?" Hermione dried his tears. Hermione kissed Beyonce and it was an entirely embarrassing sensation, like the librarian in my refrigerator.

They spent the night having entirely embarrassing sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

[MarcK]

damn bamn