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The Gallery / Re: funnydog's webcomic
« on: November 26, 2011 07:37 PM »
well i don't even know you but i have to say that it is a good comic. i have a scale here and on that scale your comic rates good. your comic is a good comic. i like it and i like you

Entertainment / gumball
« on: August 23, 2011 10:39 PM »
Gumball and Darwin are gay and have gay sex

Entertainment / Deus Ex: Human Revolution
« on: August 23, 2011 10:38 PM »

I never asked to be obscenely handsome with two super powerful robotic hands that can break through walls.

General / No more hope.
« on: August 23, 2011 10:26 PM »
only babies with poop overflowing from their gay baby asscracks like cartoons. grow up and watch csi

General / Sites you are addicted to
« on: August 23, 2011 10:23 PM »

General / omg are you americans alright????
« on: August 23, 2011 10:22 PM »
everyone died

It was a friday night and as usual my parents were off cavorting with their yuppie friends, leaving me alone with my sister, Erin. My usual friday night plans involve a tissue and my right hand, but I just wasn’t having it that day. I was so horny I could hammer a nail with my cock. What made it worse was Erin was a HUGE tease, and would purposely walk around the house wearing as little clothing as possible. I was getting tired of sitting around thinking about fucking my sister so I walked into the rec room to watch some TV.

My sister had already beat me to it. She was wearing nothing but an ill-fitting tanktop with some booty shorts. She lay there on her stomach, watching some crappy cartoon on the anime channel. She paid me no mind as I crept behind her.

“Man, how can you watch this crap?”

She didn’t answer, purposely ignoring me. I was started to get peeved. But more than anything, I was starting to get aroused.

I sat down next to her and began massaging her back. She still wasn’t saying anything, as I had teased her like this before many times. But I had never gone too far.

Today was different. I slowly gently rubbed her back with my knuckles, and slowly moved downward. She wasn’t saying anything still, but purring slightly under her breath. I took this as my que to keep going, so I started rubbing a bit harder. I continued ever more until I reached her hips. She had a slight smile on her face so I could tell she was enjoying it. I began to move my fingers down into the crevasse of her pussy. It was wet.

I began to rub even harder and harder. She began to moan louder and louder, although she was trying hard to conceal it. I wasn’t going to let her get off though, and I began to stroke her pussy. She almost screamed but caught herself and resigned to purr between breaths.

I was excited now, and my erection was almost bursting through my pants. I began to rub as hard and as fast as I could. So swiftly did I stroke her pussy that quickly my hands began to catch on fire. Sparks were flying from my sister’s ass crack as she moaned loud enough for the neighbors to hear. At this point I had begun to rub my sister’s ass so quickly it almost opened a temporal vortex. Smoke was rising from my fingers which had already burned through her booty shorts.

Pleasure quickly turned into pain as the sparks turned to great fans of fire. Cyclones of flame and thunder emitted from my fingers, which were moving faster than the speed of light. The room had turned into a hellish inferno of death and my sister was yelping in pain, begging some higher force for mercy. My erection had now burst through my pants which had also caught on fire. In a single instant, the room exploded in a glorious orgy of flames, taking the house with it.


I rummaged through the pile of debris. There my sister was, under a burnt pillar of wood. She was nothing more than a pile of scorched-black bones, which had been crushed into even smaller pieces after the house collapsed. I looked down at my penis. It looked like a pizza that had been smashed against a brick wall. I sighed as I begrudgingly accepted what I had to do.

The next day, I drove down to the Fountain of Everlasting Life, a few miles south of Salt Lake City. I entered the hallowed grounds of the temple, and placed the pile of bones that was once my sister on a tablet that lay at the center of the fountain. The great and powerful God of Death, Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ , awoke from his 3000 year slumber and looked down at me with his large, beady eyes.

At the price of 15 years of my natural human life, he would bring my sister back to life. Unfortunately, since I was unable to scavenge all of my sister’s bones from the debris, she would be revived as a quadruple amputee. Also, since her brain had been melted to fine goo from the flames of my hot passion, she would come back with all the intelligence of a 2-year old with down syndrome. My cock began to swell to the size of a tree at the thought of fucking a ‘tard sister.


Since I was now a homeless bum, I called up my Uncle Convenient from a payphone to see if I could crash at his place and enjoy the spoils of my long journey (if you know what I mean).

“What? You don’t have a place to stay? Well come on down to my place! It’s right near Salt Lake City and there’s plenty of space for you and your sister!”, yelled my senile and almost deaf uncle.

I arrived at my Uncle’s house at about half past midnight, retard sister in tow. It looked exactly like my old house, only the front door led straight to the second floor instead of the first.

“Hi!”, I muttered politely as I walked in.


Before he could finish his greeting, my uncle doubled over in pain. Blood began to leak from his nose. He then suffered cardiac arrest 18 times in a row.

“Nephew, before I die”, whispered my uncle as blood sputtered from his mouth, “I want to impart to you this house. It looks exactly like your old house and has all the same amenities, conveniently. A perfect place to rape a sister, especially if she is retarded or something. Just promise to always remember me as a-“

Those were the last words he ever spoke before he stumbled clumsily out the window and into a wood chipper below, which had been turned on and placed at that exact location so I wouldn’t have to waste a paragraph explaining how I disposed of his body.


I looked at my watch. It was a quarter past time to rape my quadriplegic down-syndrome sister.

Replicating the previous scene, I tossed my sister into the rec room with one hand and with the other tuned the television to the same stupid anime channel, which was now blasting my favorite episode of Yu-Gi-Oh. You know, that one episode. The one in the second season with the Egyptian guy. You know, he’s evil and they’re on a blimp? Yeah, that one.

Anyways, I zealously began massaging my sister’s back again. She coo’d erotically with a “muuuuuuh”, or as erotically as you can imagine a mentally disabled quadruple amputee could coo. I was impatient, as I hadn’t fucked my sister in nearly a day. I skipped over all the boring shit and just got straight to the ass crack furbishing, though this time I stroked her much slower. I could tell she was enjoying it because she began making baby noises and spitting all over the carpet.

I was gonna do it right this time. I removed my shorts and revealed my tumescent member, which was already leaking pre-cum. I rubbed it a little on her ass before sticking it into her moist, pink slit. It felt like the inside of a broken seashell.

“Oh yeah. That’s right, fuck me with that big black cock of your’s”

It was not my sister who said that, because my sister is not a nigger and neither am I, but rather it was the TV, which was relaying semi-softcore porn, even though a few sentences ago I said I had tuned it to the anime channel. With the extra encouragement I had been given from this plot hole, I began thrusting my slimy, burnt dick into my sister’s wet foxhole. She was moaning loudly, but not in an erotic way. The kind of moan when you stub your toe and you’re retarded and you have no arms or legs.

I could feel the orgasm coming on soon, so I sped up my thrusts. They were sloppy but I wasn’t losing momentum. My sister was screaming at the top of her lungs now, salivating all over her stomach and the carpet, which already had a huge wet spot of her slobber. I rammed my cock as hard as I could into my sister’s sopping wet, flooding gate of heavenly delight. Immediately, 3000 1/2 gallons of premium manspunk spurted from my massive 2 inch member, drowning me, my sister, and the entire state of Utah.

~The End~

The Gallery / my house of failure
« on: August 21, 2011 08:49 PM »

General / ansel goes to the big city
« on: May 2, 2011 08:35 PM »

i hate cats more than hedgehogs, and man do i hate hedgehogs. could you imagine a hedgecat? what a worthless piece of shit.

anyways ansel or armsmon or whatever you're cool and i hope you have fun. you're sweet and you are cute wink wink hey hey

General / Nyan
« on: April 24, 2011 04:10 PM »

Entertainment / Sonic's 20th Anniversary Game trailer
« on: April 13, 2011 08:23 PM »
my name is sonic and i'm pretty gay. oh, you never heard of me, hmm that's understandable i'm gay

General / catgirl thread
« on: April 13, 2011 08:22 PM »
anime is the most important thing in my world.

i cannot let you in

General / Caught my neighbor smoking pot
« on: April 11, 2011 04:41 PM »
i was taking a poo inside my house like i usually do, when all the sudden some other guy was taking a poo in the same toilet as me at the same time as me (as he usually does every thursday). my face went red and i immediately went livid with anger. i clenched my butt with great force and then i smashed it against his face, breaking every bone in his visage immediately, and also getting gross poopoo all over my bathroom. then i threw all of my weight into my anus hole and crushed his head into an unrecognizable mess of eyeballs, blood, brains and entrails with a butt bomb of legendary proportions. anyways i wasn't really angry i kinda just felt hungry so i went to taco bell, can you believe it costs almost 2 dollars for a goddamn bean burrito nowadays?

General / chill thread
« on: April 11, 2011 04:33 PM »
There's nothing to do but just breathe

General / The slack thread
« on: April 11, 2011 04:32 PM »
i'll cut you

The Gallery / my house of failure
« on: April 10, 2011 09:13 PM »

The Gallery / dump
« on: April 10, 2011 09:04 PM »
anime all day everyday bitch i look like goku

The Gallery / CoolDr's Art thread
« on: April 10, 2011 09:04 PM »
these are magnifitrill coolio

Entertainment / Sonic's 20th Anniversary Game trailer
« on: April 10, 2011 08:46 PM »
my name is sonic and i'm pretty much a big deal. oh you never heard of me, hummm that sounds absurd to me, the way you stole my attention was flat out burglary

Entertainment / Portal 2
« on: April 10, 2011 08:35 PM »
sure does look interesting

kinda annoying that chell is the main character again after all the BS of getting out of the complex in the first game. kinda robs the ending of any meaning. i wonder how snakes have sex

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